This black lad on BBC was going to vote, but then he got high.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
This black lad on BBC was going to vote, but then he got high.
I love the Celtic fans hating the prospect of DUP in government.
The Union is safe, if nothing else.
This Labour nutter suggesting that they could get a Queen's Speech through the Commons.
That sort of talk is clearly just optics, and to increase the pressure on May. They're not going to come straight out and tell her to have at it.Originally Posted by GS
This Labour nutter suggesting that they could get a Queen's Speech through the Commons.
There's no other constitutional way forward here. May gets first crack, and she can command the confidence of the house through DUP confidence and supply. It's stupid to suggest otherwise. You can attack whether she should stay on after a transition period, of course.
If everyone falls into line and votes along the expected lines, then you'd get this:
Strong and Stable Government: 328
Coalition of Chaos: 314
Speaker: 1
IRA: 7
So you'd need 7-8 Tories/DUP to vote through the Corbyn Queen's Speech.
The right did set the precedent for this soiling itself over Gordon Brown attempting to do likewise, so whatever.
Exactly.
The DUP, under no circumstances, are going to vote for anything Jez wants.
All the parties could form a working agreement for BREXIT?
OH WAIT, that's for the good of the country, not the self interest politics we find ourselves with today. #CORB-IN
The collapsing Nats really have saved the country. Oh the irony.
When was that?
1974-79.
And you remember?
All I really remember from government is fucking austerity, credit crunch, cuts, privatisation.
So FUCK OFF TORIES.
Yes.
Never mind the SNP. The real danger is if the DUP are in government.
From the last election, and it still holds.
He's biased though, isn't he a jobbee jabber? Of course he doesn't like the DUP.
This is a joke right? After all your huffing and puffing on Corbyn, you couldn't be more hypocritical stating that you're "all for" the Tories getting into bed with the DUP.
Haha the Pound against the Euro has lost like 2 cents! Got my Euros last week, who's laughing now!!!
What the hell is a jobbee jabber, and isn't it okay to be biased against theocrats?
Yet you were going to vote for them 'until the campaigns started' this time around.
The problem with Corbyn is that he was essentially rooting for Britain to lose what was at that point an armed conflict. There isn't that issue with the DUP, as much as they're still problematic arseholes in many ways.
Why do literally all English politicians just sort of look like librarians who abuse children?
So it's taken a complete bumbling on one side and a very good bit of PR campaigning on the other side. Am I not allowed to be convinced? For shame you need to be a 'died in the wool' to not take criticism.
It's a derogatory term for gays. 'Shit stabber' would be the English version.
A pejorative term for a gay person.
So wholly convinced that your entire memory of the government has been fundamentally changed? Noone more zealous than a convert, I suppose.
It's not derogatory, it's complimentary, literal and wholly accurate.
Try just using 'gay' next time.
I've been saying that for years!
EDIT: The bit you put in quote tags that isn't showing up when I quote you about candidates having to live in constituencies before they can run.
Ceefax was shit hot.
Well done Boydy, after doing a degree in political science at some of the most reputational schools in the land, you've reached the same level as a guy wearing cricket pads doing dabs with a bucket on his head.
edit: That's mean and I'm not sure entirely accurate. Sorry Boyd. I recant.
My view has always been that the preservation of the Union trumps all. Corbyn wanted it broken apart through coercion. The DUP want to preserve it.
Fucking GS Jesus Christ
Its a glorious day, Labour making a dent in the blue cunts.
I bet Lord Buckethead hasn't lived in Maidenhead for the last five years.
Going by his syntax on Twitter I'm betting it's a student of some sort.
Think I might put 'running as a farcical MP' on my Bucket list. Seems fun.
Bloody hell, nearly got through a whole election without reposting this
Does your involvement in graphic design give you a blind spot for really shitty, unfunny, wit free pictures? Like how 'proper football men' take three years longer than the rest of us to spot when a player is finished.
The seethe on this forum when someone views a pic they don't find funny. You all read MJ's posts ffs.
John's seething.
That picture would be quite funny if it wasn't for the treason of including the probably Labour supporting Queen.
I bet Jez and Liz would get on pretty well. He'd show up for afternoon tea with a pot of his homemade jam and they'd have it on scones and it'd be lovely.
Her favourite PM was said to be Wilson, and she properly hated the blessed Margaret, so based on that I reckon she wants May dead.
This:
Remains the best political satire image I've ever seen. Ever. I still laugh out loud.
I do like the Jez McMahon gif. It's the hat.
Aside from the real pictures of a man dressed as a Darth Vader bucket and a man dressed as a Fish Finger. But that's real stuff, rather than photoshopped by some prick with a degree in Twitter.
This is absolute horseshit from May. You can't do Brexit on this bollocks 'majority'.
Boris needs to issue a leadership challenge now, they all need to fall in behind him and then he needs to come up with some sort of genuinely unifying Brexit settlement that will get through Parliament. And probably stump up all that NHS money. Then he needs to call and win his own election, and only THEN can we start the negotiations.
He might be an absolute wanker, but only he has the charisma to pull it off.
I would rather ram a HARD BREXIT through and spend fifteen years under communist Labour than settle for a ponce-friendly Brexit.
Hard Brexit needed a bigger result. She basically won the election 52-48.
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