UK General Election 2017 - 8 June

[7om]

Only in the U.K.

Brings a tear to the eye. Beautiful.

[Lewis]

Alright, love. Shut up and have a kip.

[Mellberg]

Lord Bucket Head would speak with more authority than this. Recount!

[Yevrah]

She's talking absolute shit there.

You can't have a period of stability with that projected result.

[Dark Soldier]

May is shook as fuck

[7om]

May is giving a proper serious speech and Lord Buckethead is motionless in the background. Glorious.

[Dark Soldier]

[John]

May is giving a proper serious speech and Lord Buckethead is motionless in the background. Glorious.

I spent the whole speech just giggling at that.

Massive props to the cameraman for not shifting slightly to cut him out.

[7om]

I spent the whole speech just giggling at that.

DS' picture has just set me off again.

[Pepe]

Look at this fucking lineup with May

Pics?

EDIT: What the fuck is that?

[Waffdon]

Fish Finger now. Hahahah.

[Yevrah]

It's the bucket for a head that does it.

[Mellberg]

I'm still going. Fantastic.

[Offshore Toon]

Somebody got in touch with Bucket Head a few weeks ago on Twitter and he seemed like a real candidate for change. Shame.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

[John]

It's the bucket for a head that does it.

The placement of his eye and mouth holes is all wrong too. It's incredible.

[7om]

I'm still going. Fantastic.

I actually have tears. I can't stop.

[Waffdon]

Lib Dems gaining a few on Tories there. This is mental

[Yevrah]

I genuinely can't stop lolling to myself. And every time I scroll down the page the picture sets me off again.

[Mellberg]

[7om]

Okay, I think I've finally regained composure, lads. God bless this country. Haven't had a laugh like that for a long time.

[Mellberg]

[7om]

Fuck sake.

[John]

Gone again.

[Dark Soldier]

[Offshore Toon]

https://twitter.com/walidaa3/status/873003562581839873

Can anybody confirm that he dabbed?

[Offshore Toon]

He ran against Thatcher and Major as well. Tory fighting superhero.

[Boydy]

Holy shit. Proper loud lols at that.

[Yevrah]

That's pushed me right over the edge.

EDIT: DS' picture that is, but then I like whatever means of subsistence that is casting a shadow over Tim Farron's speech too.

[7om]

I'd love to see the ballot paper for that constituency. Not ashamed to say I'd probably have gone for Buckethead.

[John]

I'd love to see the ballot paper for that constituency. Not ashamed to say I'd probably have gone for Buckethead.

He got two hundred and forty nine votes. Elmo got three.

[7om]

And we come crashing back to reality with Salmond. He's enough to stop the lols alright.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

That's pushed me right over the edge.

EDIT: DS' picture that is, but then I like whatever means of subsistence that is casting a shadow over Tim Farron's speech too.

Haven't you heard of Mr. Fish finger?

[Yevrah]

I haven't, no.

[Pepe]

He got two hundred and forty nine votes. Elmo got three.

Ffs.

[John]

Not enough credit being given to the cameramen making sure to get the nutjobs in frame while the 'heavyweights' are speechifying.

[7om]

Not enough credit being given to the cameramen making sure to get the nutjobs in frame while the 'heavyweights' are speechifying.

Absolutely. Getting Buckethead in the frame while May was boring everyone was a stunning piece of camera work.

[Boydy]

I'm still fucking gutted about that ice cream.

[Waffdon]

Lol if the Tories own EVEL policy fucks them over with the Scottish MPs.

[Samadini]

I think it's because it's 4am, but the eyes and mouth have finished me off. I am done.


I've been told to go to the spare bedroom because I was shaking the bed so much from laughing I woke the missus up.

[7om]

Nicholas Turgeon spins it as the SNP's 'second best Westminster election result'. Boot her, Salmond and Robertson into the Atlantic.

[Waffdon]

I fucking hope this shit is pretty much done in the next hour and a bit. Could really do with sleep

[ItalAussie]

Not to harp on, but the Tories are incredibly lucky to be getting most of the Scottish seats they are as well.

If you assume (and I realise it's an assumption) that SNP votes would generally be against the Tories, if you roll together Labour and the SNP, you have Aberdeen South is 52-42, Angus is 51-45, Ochil & Petersham South is 55-42, Renfrewshire East is 57-40, and Ayr, Carrick & Cumnock is 55-40. Even if the vote distribution of SNP voters wasn't that one sided, those are all some pretty huge margins against the winner.

They're the Steven Bradbury of Scotland.

[Mellberg]

Driving to fucking Cornwall in about 6 hours

[John]

Driving to fucking Cornwall in about 6 hours

Stick a picture of Buckethead to your centre console and it'll fly in.

[Waffdon]

Tories about to take over. Booooo

[Dark Soldier]

Tories about to take over. Booooo

hush ye fkin mouth son

EDIT: ah ya mean locally feel free to spark me

[Waffdon]

hush ye fkin mouth son

EDIT: ah ya mean locally feel free to spark me

Just meant on the current seat totals eh

[Yevrah]

Not to harp on, but the Tories are incredibly lucky to be getting most of the Scottish seats they are as well.

If you assume (and I realise it's an assumption) that SNP votes would generally be against the Tories, if you roll together Labour and the SNP, you have Aberdeen South is 52-42, Angus is 51-45, Ochil & Petersham South is 55-42, Renfrewshire East is 57-40, and Ayr, Carrick & Cumnock is 55-40. Even if the vote distribution of SNP voters wasn't that one sided, those are all some pretty huge margins against the winner.

They're the Steven Bradbury of Scotland.

They're lucky because Labour and the SNP aren't one party?

[Mellberg]

DUP on ten. Any more to come? Will give us an idea of what the Tory's require.