Boris will probably win once everyone decides Jezza's ENERGY is the way forward.Originally Posted by Lewis
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Boris will probably win once everyone decides Jezza's ENERGY is the way forward.
Cuthbertson is an actual fucking surname? Jesus.
I still work on the assumption that he would fall to bits in a national campaign, but if Jeremy fucking Corbyn can weather one then maybe you were right all along.
He's not the Prime Minister we need, but he's probably the Prime Minister we deserve.
I don't think Boris would be very good for you. I reckon people see through him by now.
Tories are now as long as they've been all night for an overall majority. Beginning to look like May's absolutely fucked it, which is thoroughly deserved as her campaign had absolutely no substance whatsoever.
This campaign being described as a success for Corbyn is a bit much mind, even if the exit poll is right, it's just not been as shit as everybody expected. A genuine success would have been actually winning.
We need much better people in politics though, as this flip flopping shitshow can't continue.
Tell you what, that National Government pish I wrote last year looks amazing now.
He's like a more exciting, more idiotic Cameron. Back to the metropolitan elite. Not the provincial, deliberately dry vicar's daughter that May is.
I don't know, to be honest. There isn't really a unifying figure left in the party - unless they catapult someone properly random forward from the backbenches (Jesse Norman comes to mind).
You're bang on with that. He's damaged goods and a bit crap.
Whatever else anyone wants to say about Jeremy Corbyn, campaigning is his thing.
Fuck it and go Rees-Mogg.
On my results, the Tory vote is what I expected or maybe 2% lower max. What I didn't have was nobody seeing through Corbyn.
I've actually got time for Rees-Mogg. I don't necessarily agree with him, but he'd be much better than May or Cameron.
Mon you Welsh cunts
I genuinely fucking love Corbyn and would vote for him even if his sole policy was to bring a Holocaust on the country.
Currie McMuncher spinning this as an SNP win is good.
I would like to see what Alastair Campbell has to say about all this.
If I could rep myself for 'Currie McMuncher' I would.
This is all getting a bit Coalition of Chaos.
Many parallels with that wanker Ted Heath fucking it in Feb 1974.
Corbyn next PM shorter odds than May.
I wanted to but I repped you for that Sun frontpage. Well played.
Errrr, Betfair have Corbyn as favourite to be next PM.
Edit: fffffs James
Fuuuuuck.
Anna Soubry and Amber Rudd possibly going. Pyrrhic victory there.
SNP vote collapsing.
If Corbyn ends up as PM we've all had it. Worse than Trump.
Because May will be gone if this carries on.
Coalition of Chaos as a phrase can fuck off. Campaigning on a ticket of the opposition being dreadful rather that what you can bring is so so poor.
It's exactly the same shit that did for remain.
That BBC reporter mentioning the 'book of condolences' being placed wherever it was but not saying what it was for (the London attack) made it sound like it was for May.
A quick check through all betting sites show most/all of them have Corbyn as favourite to be next PM.
How soon after the referrendum voting closed did the bookies get it right?
And 'Hillary'. Unless this is another sexist vote.
Leave price and Trump were both decent until the last couple of hours, weren't they? As in, 3/1 decent.
It'll be in the thread, but leave didn't go favourite until quite some time after it was clear they were going to win.
I've just had some on Labour largest party at 6/1. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Jimmy's cracked and turned his account into a parody.
You've got to be a tad wary of the bookies trying to provoke interest, surely? Either that or people are getting carried away by what looks like an amazing start?
15/1 six weeks ago.
Watching Shami Chakrabarti being all smug gives me some idea of what it was like for mimsies watching Nigel Farage giving it the big'un last year.
Mhari Black holding her seat is dece for a coalition. Most "labour like" by far.
The politics has changed narrative is nonsense as well. People just like personality these days. Farage had it, Corbyn's shown he's got some, Trump (despite being a weaponised tool) has it as well. Clinton, May and Osborne just don't.
Welsh
Systematic cuts to welfare, abhorrent treatment of the disabled, cuts to smaller towns out the absolute arse and the lack of jobs and prospects and hope kinda adds to it too. But yeah, personality woo.
Finger so far off the pulse he's got it up his arse.
The big winner here are EE the phone people, from whom I've already purchased £20 worth of data roaming addons so that I can stream the beeb.
Welsh sounds like someone coughing down the phone.
And yet those places are getting the biggest pro-Con swings, and London and Manchester et al are piling up the Labour votes.
Because they're thick as fucking pig shit, not denying that. I just trust a lot of the smarter populace to see such things and tide over the dregs. Bury North was Con last time round, talk around here has been Labour but we'll see, these smaller towns harbour a ton of the UKIP wankstains which swings it.
It's gone out to 9 now. Whoever I back immediately fucks it.
Ten percent swing to Labour in Putney is a big one, even if they didn't actually take it.
Things I've got right:
- The Sun has no effect
- The SNP are for it
Er, that's it.
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