They should hide it behind the Rustlers burgers and tins of own brand cider, that way no chance of potential Tory voters seeing it.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
They should hide it behind the Rustlers burgers and tins of own brand cider, that way no chance of potential Tory voters seeing it.
Just don't hide it behind the snooker balls, belts and lengths or rope whatever you do.
You've never met one of Bamsters lot, have you? Rustlers burgers and cheap cider is pretty much the White Van Mans staple diet.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
They're more into Ginsters and Red Bull in my experience, though my experience generally amounts to waving an overly cheery helloo at them as they walk their equipment through the orangery.
Is Twitter down or is it just my shitty PC/virgin accidentally blocking it?
Someone IN THE KNOW just told me Diane Abbott is on the sauce, hence everything.
There's a lovely picture doing the rounds today which claims Corbyn won the '2013 Gandhi Peace Award', while May is selling bombs to ISIS supporters. What he actually won was an 'award' given out by a dinky organisation with a Geocities level website, rather than the actual Gandhi Peace Award, winners of which are often also in the running for the Nobel.
There seems to be a widespread belief that the things we sell to Saudi Arabia are then bussed directly to the Islamic State. And it's mainly believed by people who appeal for nuance in understanding what Jezza was doing at IRA funerals.
I'd love to put those twonks in charge of foreign policy for a fortnight and see just what they managed to fuck up.
I told someone the other day that our first sale of arms to Saudi Arabia was under Labour in the sixties and it seemed to smash his world to bits.
Voting on a weekday is a bit shit, no? No wonder only pensioners bother.
Is it Australia where everybody gets the day off? Great idea.
You also get fined for not voting.
There's nobody who thinks that, I'll wager,
I voted at half ten and the polling station was dead. Campus is mostly foreigners at the moment, though. That's a boost for the Greens, anyway.
Just seen something that DEFINITELY HAPPENED
You'd lose that wager.
This might save Cleggers actually. Not sure it'll be enough for Julian Huppert though.
What time will be get an exit poll?
10pm apparently.
Soon after the polls close at 10.
It's usually on the bong isn't it?
Last time it was:
BONG
We are predicting a hung parliament, with the Conservatives the largest party
BONG
lolol
BONG
Lib Dems down to 12 seats
BONG
lolololololololol
They vote at the weekend and start counting about 4 days later.
I'm sure the exit poll had a Conservative majority last time, didn't it?
Yes but even that underestimated.
No, they had the Tories at 316.
From memory it had them just short of a majority - 315 or so. I was too busy jizzing myself to take full notes though.
The polls are showing everything from Tories +13 to Labour +3
Probably something like Tories +6 in that case as the most likely result, which I understand isn't that far from the status quo.
Voted Labour. Gone Labour - Green - Labour in my voting lifetime so far.
I hope all the YOUTH troll THE EXIT POLLS so it looks like a Tory landslide but is actually announced as a Labour majority.
I have never been asked, but I will lie if I ever am. Fuck the exit polls.
Just voted. My polling station is a pub
They should all be.
Bound to get a higher turnout.
I fully agree.
Turnout would sky rocket, especially if you couldn't get served until you'd voted.
It's genuinely the main reason I bother to vote and the only time I go the pub alone.
You'd have to have 6 pints before voting. #voteUKIP
Are they still serving drinks? That's hilarious.
Just watched a video of some asian guy getting all his limbs hacked off then beheaded.
Yeah. You vote in the function room.
That's nice.
What had he done?
Voted this morning. First general election I've voted in. I'll be on the wrong side of history again but I've never known a government fuck me over. Yet.
I'm amazed electoral fraud isn't rife in this country. Name, address, here you go. If I knew a non-voter and their polling station, I could've fiddled.
How do you know it isn't?
Forgot the
Plymouth still hasn't fucking bothered to give them postal votes which is fucking lol really considering they are a Conservative sector.
Three General Elections in a row I believe.
Mental you don't need any ID.
Some of the arseholes are getting the seethe in early today on social media and we haven't even had an exit poll yet.
There's going to be some
Don't you need your voting card normally?
You need ID in Northern Ireland.
Not sure. They looked like paramilitary types so could have been hardline Malaysians or some shit
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