That's National Enquirer levels of shit.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
That's National Enquirer levels of shit.
Fuck off Murdoch.
It's a classic of the tabloid genre. Like this fine effort to stop the reds ruining the economy in 1992.
The Sun continues to disgrace itself.
You've got an IQ in single digits if you take any notice of them. But unfortunately there are a lot of stupid people about.
This is what I've got.
Con 376
Lab 198
SNP 44
LD 10
Plaid 3
Other 19
Con maj 102.
You're going to lose all your money, cunt.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
The best Sun tweets are the IRA/terrorist ones. The first reply is a picture of the Hillsborough front page. The second is 'it was thirty years ago get over it'. The third is the Hillsborough front page. The fourth...
The final polls are all pointing to comfortable Tory majorities. ICM +12, Comres +10, even the YouGov poll which was previously suggesting a hung parliament has, mysteriously, managed to coalesce around a 'standard' gap of at least +7 and would yield a majority of 50.
A three figure majority looks possible here, if you consider the usual 'Labour polling bias', its concentration in safe seats, and Corbyn's alleged toxicity on the doorstep outside London. The May/Corbyn visits certainly support this, as do numerous 'on the ground' reports from Labour Uncut and the New Statesman - neither of which can really be dismissed as unsympathetic to Labour.
That would be dandy.
Anything between 75 and 124 and I'll be £300 up.
I think it will be between those two (or maybe just below 75 if Jezza has a great day). 125+ would need the likes of Bolsover to come into play, which would be lol but probably unrealistic.
Gonna be lol watching all these tits who voted Tory cry about not being able to afford healthcare over the coming years.
I'm going to be voting labour for the first time.
How the fuck are you getting 40odd more Conservative seats?
Gains from Labour (and about 3-4 from the SNP).
What makes you think the shambolic Tories will gain labour seats??
His eyes and ears.
Mine must be broken then.
Is that a wind up?
I've seen enough biased propaganda this week to know this election result inside out.
I'm gonna vote for Labour too. It's worth a shot, ey.
I think Corbz and the boys will nab Pavilion. RIP Caroline.
17/1 worth a go then?
I don't know anybody voting Green, but I never have whilst I've been here. The Green vote appears to be the actual residents, as opposed to the students.
Plus, the Labour candidate is a total joke.
Just learned that the 'Cannabis is Safer Than Alcohol" party aren't running in my bit this time. RIP in pieces, lads.
We got a flyer through from some independent right-winger promising to make sure we leave the EU. He's definitely in with a chance of getting my vote tomorrow. Who doesn't love the underdog?
Oh yeah. I'd have it like 2 or 3/1. Labour seat in a two party squeeze election and Brighton seems like the sort of place that would love the commie cock.
Listen to Offshore though if he has any local knowledge that I don't have. It must be said I know someone in Sussex (not there, but still) who is a Tory/Green swing voter so odd things do happen.
I voted for Theresa May's local candidate this morning for strong and stable leadership in the national interest. Really brought a tear to my eye in the polling station. Van man, young mother, some sort of Alan B'stard lookalike pinstripe man, and me, all doing our duty and voting Conservative
Are we expecting any old faces to grace us with their presence today/tonight?
Hopefully dela appears saying that only the Lib Dems can win a majority from here.
Someones put a grand on the Greens to win...
To win what?
A majority.
Does it matter what? Unless it's 'a seat in Brighton' they're losing it anyway.
Are they even standing enough candidates to do so? Top bet, that.
Only 1,000 to 1. You could get better odds on Leicester winning the league.
I bet £1000 at Ladbrokes for Tony Blair to be prime minister on the 1st July. 500/1.
Paul Nuttel is 1000/1.
Parliawint is the best account on Twitter
Perfection.
The worst thing you've ever posted.
These are good.
Do you genuinely laugh at stuff like that? Fucking freak.
I looked at that account in case that one was a shitter and I didn't so much as consider cracking a smile at any of them. What a load of shit.
Best Twitter account about.
It's funny because he calls himself a silly name.
I'm sure my choice of Bercow or the Green Party is going to have massive implications one way or another...
I wouldn't go as far as best account on Twitter but parliawint is great. You normies don't get it.
Probably the least surprising thing of this election, is that you also find that amusing.
I don't know what reddit is, so yeah.
https://www.facebook.com/bbcnewsbeat...1355348881315/
He really is a massive cunt.
This 'bin the Sun' stuff is quality. Ladies and gentlemen, the British left.
There's a chap on Twitter who filmed himself hiding 40 copies of The Sun behind the milk.
'lol'
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