Magic literally got hospitalised for it more than any other poster on this forum and it's us who are the idiots.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Magic literally got hospitalised for it more than any other poster on this forum and it's us who are the idiots.
Except I've had it once. And not really been ill at all since I didn't destroy my immune system with fake vaxx and isolation.
You had covid pneumonia you absolute cretin. You were literally the only person on the board who got seriously unwell.
Keep wearing your mask, fatty.
Yeah, a vaccinated fat person who was exposed to children with covid coughing all over them for months on end came out with zero lasting effects. Meanwhile your unvaccinated self lost their sense of taste and smell and got pneumonia.
You sure owned me.
His lass had all the doses so he uses her as a human shield.
Exposing yourself to children eh?Originally Posted by randomlegend
"You can trust me, I'm a doctor."
It's not my fault the doctor gets to see your daughter more than you do.
They were lying about new variants to control the population. Another apology owed.
That’s not quite true. They were using the variants to scare people. Bit of a difference…
CoNtROl ThE pOpUlAtIoN
Yeah, that's the same thing. Unless you're thinking of literal birth control which has been happening naturally for decades.
I think he just took "lying about new variants" to mean that they don't/didn't exist, which is indeed different to weaponising the news of new variants.
It’s done now. Why is everyone so angry about it, got fuck all else to do?
Fair point.
You'd be a shit judge.
Are you still double masking up?
Stop the Boats might be the worst slogan to appear on a Prime Minster's lectern.
Top sloganeering. March down the polling station chanting it to 'Here we go'.
Rock the Boat's a more obvious choice.
Stop The Boats
They're not coming over
Stop the boats
They're not coming over
Stop the booooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaats.
Other than Lewis and the boomers who will vote for them anyway, I’m not sure this does anything for the Tories.
Obviously not.
You forgot to mention pasta.
So I'd like to know where you got the slogan
Said I'd like to know where you got the slogan
Stop the Boats (just stop the boats Rishi)
Stop the Boats (don't flip your core voter)
Stop the Boats (just stop the boats Rishi)
Stop the Booooooats
Thought that was photoshopped there, the fucking state of the cunt.
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Should have gone with 'piss off we're full'
It’s n out even centred properly.
Fackin foreign boats coming over here, sailing up our canals, occupying our dockworkers.
I suppose that stop the Dinghy’s just isn’t as catchy.
I think my favourite thing about all this is that Patel(she’s been big on it), Braverman and Sunak are all exactly the right shade of brown that boomers don’t want in this country.
This definitely isn't just an attempt to keep the votes from the Brexit North. Pressing stuff, this.
At what point would it be 'pressing stuff'? A hundred thousand a year? A million?
Hey, some people are still masking up. I see it a bit in London. No judgement from me.
At the point where we don't have crippling inflation, wage stagnation, Energy racketeering and a possible World War on the horizon. Brown people on boats comin' over 'ere, not takin' ah jobs and not being entitled to ah benefits don't particularly bother me tbh.
They can - or should be able to - do more than one thing at once. Unless you don't think we should have any border controls.
They can barely do one thing at once and we already have border controls.
Which currently enable anyone to roll up in a boat and wait in a hotel until they get around to not being deported due to endless legal challenges. Fantastic. Turns out we have the perfect amount of controls on our borders. Let's not worry about who gets to come and live here with zero oversight.
Maybe we can have safe and legal channels for people to apply for asylum. That unfortunately isn't as sexy but would reduce the number of boats and actually help stop the traffickers.
Safe and legal asylum (whatever that is) wouldn't stop the boats coming.
Why is this?
My MP (a twat in many ways but I agree with him on this) argues for more safer routes for asylum and stopping the boats.
Any legal avenues will be much slower to process. Time is always a factor.
We have safe and legal channels for active warzones to which we feel we owe some sort of duty having normally helped start them, but, beyond that, how do you see it working? The issue we have is that our rules make it very difficult to deport people once they are already here, so unless these safe and legal routes were accompanied by draconian new rules that rejected all but the most immediate risk cases and swiftly sent them packing (99.9% per cent of Albanians, for example), how would inviting people here to make their claims in person - which is what Amnesty International deems a safe and legal route - possibly reduce numbers?
Either everybody advocating for the safe 'n' legal option has no common sense and understanding of how these incentives work, and thinks that these people are 'smuggled' against their will by these ruthless 'people smugglers' who themselves aren't merely responding to obvious incentives, or - and call me a cynic - they want loads more of them to turn up, at which point they would throw all of their institutional weight against any change to the rules determining who can and can't stay. It would be much easier if they just said get rid of any controls instead of shrouding it in shite.
Why have the numbers gone up so drastically since 2018?
The road traffic is monitored so much now and the lorry drivers can't afford being caught.
Good point, so the overall numbers per year might not actually be up as much as their chosen method of entry has changed.
The BMA telling Barclay to suck a dick after the pathetic 11th hour attempt to get the strikes called off by offering "talks" is great.
The BMA reps have done so well with the media so far.
This is their only move at the moment, with all unions. Pretend to have a good offer if you call off your strikes, then don't offer anything better than last time.
Jezza Cunt telling 50 year olds to forget retirement and work til they're 70 sounds like a vote winner.
Four day strike immediately after the easter bank holiday weekend.
BMA
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