I want whoever is currently being interviewed on radio 4 as PM.
Edit: Kenneth Clarke apparently. On Boris "he's entertaining company but quite frankly he couldn't run a whelk stall" I know nothing about him but that's got my vote.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
I want whoever is currently being interviewed on radio 4 as PM.
Edit: Kenneth Clarke apparently. On Boris "he's entertaining company but quite frankly he couldn't run a whelk stall" I know nothing about him but that's got my vote.
Kenneth Clarke might as well put his name down. I can't see any other Tory with as much clout.
Nicholas Soames is the money shot as far as legendary pro-European Tories go. His twitter is amazing.
His twitter was amazing before any of this. Just the ultimate old man using twitter like an old man.
Ken Clarke for PM, I think I had homework the last time I heard anyone say that.
I have a very clear memory of Andrew Marr on the 10 o'clock news declaring his front line career to be over in 2001, when he lost the leadership election to IDS.
If he makes it another two years that will be 50 years in parliament.
Ken Clarke is a twat, albeit not as big a twat as Nicholas Soames.
That woman in Maidenhead is mental.
I want her to go purely for the drama. Let's turn this shambles full Christmas Special.
What the fuck is that nightmare on the right?
So is it back to square one then?
Also, why the fuck do they shout and bang tables so much? They're grown men and women in supposedly respectable jobs.
117 against.
The Demon Headmaster is back to flog his dead horse.
Well that's a bit shit.
It would have descended into even more madness.
I still find it staggering that May would win another election if it was called tomorrow.
I hear the other bloke is a massive mong.
Tony Blair saves us again.
So do we get Corbyn with the Money in the Bank briefcase now or what?
Watching people spin thus like some great success is quite something. She got more votes than when she ran for leader you know...
Having seen off the shitmunchers for 12 months, the correct strategic call if you are May (well on her way to being one of the great survivors in political history) is now to go absolutely full on heel turn and call a second referendum, options: Deal or Revoke A50.
That would put on the table the two options that she (privately) probably finds palatable, and send all her opponents into a complete tail spin. The loony mongs would be frothing at the mouth, and the other loony mongs on the opposite benches wouldn't know what to do (not that they ever do).
I reckon it would get through Parliament and then she challenges the electorate to face reality and that she is willing to revoke A50 if they don't want her deal. The electorate then chooses, and everyone's a winner - except Labour and the fruitcakes.
I thought you were a hardcore leaver Jim, when did that change?
I've always been a soft leaver. Lewis is the hardcore leaver. I'm associated with his brand though as we've formed the Conservative wing of TTH for a decade.
Is that conservative or Conservative though?
In what must be the first time anyone has ever said this, I would genuinely be interested to know what GS thinks now.
Both, probably. Lewis sticks to his guns, I sway a bit in the wind. My main political belief is I think the left are in practice almost always guilty of pernicious social engineering that ends up being destructive, so I'd rather keep them out. My ideal government would be full of dry administrators with no driving ideology, and a couple of people at the top with charisma to lead the others, and good judgement.
I've sat here trying to explain where I see myself and I just come to Powellism. It could arguably do with a re-brand to 'national libertarianism' or something, lest Doreen Lawrence kick my front door in, but it's got everything you need.
That horrible fucking cunt hating it is about the only good thing about the backstop.
Put the nails and drill bits away lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw0dfe0F-5c
Old Cumbers has got the voice chillingly spot on. If it's well made and not a Remainer whinefest, it could be brilliant - the true story of how Cummins single handedly won the referendum, by mashing all the ERG cunts and Farage/Banks to the sidelines and imposing his own genius upon it, is pretty amazing.
Farage wasn't "mashed to the sidelines", he was everywhere.
He was completely sidelined by the official campaign (as were many other useless bores) and so had to resort to doing his own shite 'Leave.EU' thing to get himself on telly, which, lacking any sort of intellect or substance, is the only way in which he exists.
Farage/Banks were a major drag on the leave vote, they would have won by more without them.
On the other hand, Nigel Farage is almost wholly responsible for getting us the referendum, so what you gonna do.
How do they manage it, every fucking time? Do they just have tin ears?
Great to see Varadkar sticking the boot in last night and removing all of the substance from the agreed text.
A British Prime Minister seeking assurances from Europe, and getting nothing, with the spectre of a referendum on the horizon?
I feel we may have been here before.
Will page 102 on this thread not load for anyone else?
Probably means someone is going through deleting posts.
I'm a twit
No, everything just adds to 101 but 102 is there.
Leedsrev's (RIP) thread is doing the same with page 2/3.
102 has been created but there's nothing on it, the deleted posts have brought us back onto 101.
Or is this some coventry bullshit?
John caved and deleted LR's account which is what's causing the issue. Your cache will update in a day or so.