They're making it sound like a big deal because it shows that Boris - and Boris alone - is the problem. The rest of them are just a great bunch of lads doing the Lords work. It's so transparent, but it'll probably work.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
They're making it sound like a big deal because it shows that Boris - and Boris alone - is the problem. The rest of them are just a great bunch of lads doing the Lords work. It's so transparent, but it'll probably work.
Paraphrasing a tweet, but: big fan of the 1922 crew changing the rules to vote again because they didn't like the result
It's a shame he can't just style it out like Wor Jezza and go to the membership. That could have been comedy gold.
The stuff that any PM would have faced is what the public have largely given him a pass on. It’s his extra curricular activities that will sink him.Originally Posted by Gray Fox
He’s sacked Gove now. He’s the only semi competent person in the whole cabinet(that doesn’t mean I like him just that he’s not a complete imbecile).
How the fuck is he actually going to fill these 40 odd positions anyway?
I see that useless cunt Liz Truss is still stuck up his arse as well.
With the absolute dregs of the backbenches like Corbyn had to.
This will be the biggest shit show of a Government ever. All the competent ones are out. For the sake of the country I hope it doesn’t last long.
Gove asking to be fired instead of resigning is very funny.
Even Jacob Young has resigned, and that lad was born up Boris’ arse.
He’s already on the dregs. Hancock is going to be back in at some point soon.
Are the fans still really living off “something something Corbyn”?
It really is just like soccer these days.
This James Duddridge doing the rounds is the closest thing I've seen to Comical Ali since the great man himself.
"We're coming out fighting!" Amazing stuff. Why has he sacked Michael Gove? "Hahaha.. I don't know."
Comical Ali
I didn't know who 'James Duddridge' was but I would have sworn this bloke was Middle Eastern.
I rather assumed Boris' play here was essentially a massive fuck you to all and sundry and blowing up the party, which will surely force a general election. Much as I want Prime Minister Hunt, a rushed rule change to allow another no-confidence vote, followed by a rushed election to appoint some mook everyone hates to be the Prime Minister really isn't going to wash is it [when the alternative would be 'bringing down the government'] which would lead to the general election they so desperately don't want. Someone really ought to be bringing a motion of no confidence in the government to add to the lolz.
Who's even left? Is it just Boris sitting somewhere in number 10 having a crywank while Dorries listens at the door?
She's watching that wank.
I reckon he just wants to get sacked because if he quits he can't claim Universal Credit.
Does he actually have anywhere else to live? Maybe that's why he's staying put.
BBC News doing a piece on voters in Wiltshire or some cunting gammon hive. They interviewed 3 supporters who defended him. Average age 134.6. What a minute of TV that was, get it on the iplayer
"But I've just had the living room done up."
Speaking of gammon:
Piers Morgan having no fans on that channel proves what we thought about GB News. He was MASSIVE on ITV because people just stick any old shit on at certain times of the day, but nobody actually seeks it out.
Douglas Murray making Alastair Campbell storm off was top telly though.
One can only imagine what dirt Boris has on Burns.
That plus one of his shows was based around trying to get tears from celebrities which is proper tabloid bait.
Bookies favourite for new PM, phwoar:
Zahawi.
Donelan Gonelan.
Zahawi.
Why doesn't he just resign then? Or why did he even take the job in the first instance?
Zahawi didn't actually resign in his letter did he? Just told the PM to do so.
Think he might actually go now.
He's done. BBC has it that he's going to resign. Good fucking riddance.
Rip
What a day.
Worse than May.
Yep. Anything good or competently handled on his watch was down to Cummings and once he left it was shambles city.
Given the Tory trend of going "you thought they were bad, eh? Well check this cunt out" I dread to think who we have to look forward to next. A convicted paedophile, perhaps.
Ian Huntley promises to get brexit done.
We are definitely in the worst timeline, it seems the money men have decided to throw their weight behind the kinky MILF rather than a good politician who will enrich them further.
He has libelled Corbyn though the clown.
He's not leaving immediately.
Raab as caretaker PM would be almost as bad.
That just means he’s not leaving at all and is banking on riding it out. Genius move.He's not leaving immediately.
He’s resigning as Conservative leader today though, so unless he can convince them to re-elect him, he’s duty bound to step down as PM when a new party leader is in place.
Bojo's 2010 comment on the dying days of Brown doing the rounds is quite funny.
Just how bad is Raab? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a politician who looks more dead behind the eyes than he does.
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