Labour: "It’s the Middle East, not West Midlands, that will have won [Conservative candidate] Andy Street the mayoralty. Once again Hamas are the real villains."
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Labour: "It’s the Middle East, not West Midlands, that will have won [Conservative candidate] Andy Street the mayoralty. Once again Hamas are the real villains."
All I'm saying is that my method of having a wallet with payment cards and a photo driving licence therein protects me against various forms of administrative failure or mishap, either from myself or others. Boris would have done well to do the same.
I didn't realise the culture wars had extended to wallet carrying.
I'm Pro-wallet. There. I said it.
Tories really taking a battering, but if I'm seeing it right it's not quite what Labour might have hoped. Results seem to be more anti-Tory than wanting to vote Labour.
I don't carry a wallet but I do carry my driving licence around. It just goes in my pocket with my debit card and I don't usually bother with cash.
Dunno why I bother though, can't remember the last time I got IDed for anything.
I don't think there's anybody that actually thinks Labour are the answer to the shitshow this country has become. That's why. They're just hopefully a bit less corrupt and maybe half as useless.
If the war in Palestine continues they will end up a fractured mess within 6 months of taking power though.
Starmer has basically done nothing but stand back and watch them fuck it up themselves. It's done him well in some places, but the rest of the votes wont come until he starts taking a stance on things. He can get away with that while not being in power but assuming he gets in, that will have to change. As you say, the Israel-Palestine stuff could well trip him up.
If it is just Tory-lite, there will only need to be one popular candidate in blue in 5 years time to oust him again.
I'm a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, cards in the wallet, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, dick in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
I feel Lofty has a non zero amount of time on this planet with a flare up his arse.
No wallet on me and just my debit card in the pocket.
Mad to think Killer Starmer fooled us/me into thinking he was a human.
Wallet with everything in it, multiple cards, health card, driver's licence, id cards, you name it.
Good to know he's got the softball questions nailed down.
Where was it I read that Starmer is actually a massive and genuine football fan, it's just that such a spastic melt that he can't even speak about that without sounding like David Cameron?
I'm definitely #teamwallet. The idea of just carrying your debit card around in your pocket is horrifying to me for some reason (no offence Mahow), similarly just relying on your phone.
I have a bit of a thing where I subconsciously judge other men by the type of wallet they are carrying when I see them get it out too. Sort of a less psychotic version of Patrick Bateman and the business cards.
It should be relatively plain and not outwardly flashy but still noticeable that some thought and at least minor expense went into buying it. Preferably brown. Black I will accept, I feel like that is a bit more old school though. If you own a velcro wallet as a grown man I feel that is reasonable grounds for a sectioning.
Surely watches are what you 'judge' other people on if you're that sort of twat, sorry, person.
Dunno if there's some sort of constituency bias on the go, but if not these results must be a bit disappointing for Sir Ed Davey and Co. Getting larruped by independents in terms of gains. I thought they were supposed to be the party of local government.
The sub postmaster's revenge.
I'm a wallet guy, too. Although I don't fill them with receipts like my dad does.
Does a card holder qualify as a wallet?
I carry my card in my pocket and never take my phone out.
Sooner the better we can have our passport, drivers licence, etc on the phone too.
Exactly.
Carrying your debit card in your pocket is a bit odd but passable. Carrying your driving licence and debit card in your pocket every time you go out is a monstrosity
I.D being able to go digital and be stored on your phone would be great.
Until Grandad gets his identity stolen because he clicked on the dodgy deepfake porn link.