User Tag List

View Poll Results: Who will receive your vote?

Voters
44. You may not vote on this poll
  • Theresa May's Conservatives

    10 22.73%
  • Jeremy Corbyn's Labour

    23 52.27%
  • Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats

    3 6.82%
  • Paul Nuttall's UKIP

    0 0%
  • 2 people's Greens

    1 2.27%
  • Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists

    1 2.27%
  • Satan's Sinn Fein

    0 0%
  • Dr Ian Paisley's DUP

    0 0%
  • Some other bunch of nonces

    2 4.55%
  • I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman

    4 9.09%
Page 122 of 260 FirstFirst ... 2272112120121122123124132172222 ... LastLast
Results 6,051 to 6,100 of 12973

Thread: UK General Election 2017 - 8 June

  1. #6051
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    When someone egged Jeremy Corbyn the other month the same lolol milkshake people were calling it domestic terrorism.

  2. #6052
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,151
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I didn’t even know he got egged so I’m gonna feel free to lol at prison paul.

  3. #6053
    Senior Member Alan Shearer The 2nd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    1,350
    Mentioned
    10 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Can only imagine how it would be getting commented on if it was done to someone like Sturgeon.

  4. #6054
    Administrator Kikó's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Laaaaaandan
    Posts
    12,149
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Didn't Jez get punched with an egg rather than an egg thrown at him?

  5. #6055
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    He got it splatted on his head, which is an accepted form of egging somebody. He got egged.

  6. #6056
    Senior Member Offshore Toon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,566
    Mentioned
    20 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Farage will be loving it. It wouldn't surprise me if it was staged.

  7. #6057
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,254
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'm just catching up with this. I'd praise the man but I've just seen him. It's the Street Fighter tee that makes it.

  8. #6058
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,467
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    That passed me by as well (Corbyn getting egged), but would have been just as funny.

    Only John Prescott has taken it like a man so far.

  9. #6059
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    17,942
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Punched with an egg!


  10. #6060
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,254
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Was the last EU election Farage was in the one with the plane crash?

  11. #6061
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,151
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    That fucking nutter calling David Davies a Remoaner has made my week.

  12. #6062
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,467
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    How can you be that BREXIT MATE and not know who David Davies is?

  13. #6063
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,303
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    David Davies (Monmouth) is different to David Davis (Haltemprice & Howden). I think the former is a leaver but I can't think of anything else about him.

  14. #6064
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,467
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ah. Well they shouldn't both be allowed to be MP's with names that similar. Twats.

  15. #6065
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The actual best politician interacts with public skit of the week was Jess Phillips (who appeared to be feeling the strain of having not been on the telly for a few days) trying to tell one of those Muslim school protesters that he was giving the 'community' a bad name.

  16. #6066
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,303
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Liddo about to be interim PM, what a time to be alive.

  17. #6067
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I don't see how there can be any sort of caretaker manager when they are all so wrapped up with her. I also agree with that bloke who reckons letting party members choose a Prime Minister isn't on, so they need to tell her to wait around for two weeks and stitch something up.

  18. #6068
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,303
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'm quite up for a gen-e-ral elekshun tbh. If it needs communism to break open the current shite then so be it.

  19. #6069
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    17,942
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Pretty sure that's the only way she's going to go, if it's triggered by her own party voting against her in a confidence vote. Even then she'd probably try to lol her way through a campaign as the unremovable leader. No matter what, she's taking the ship down with her. All souls lost.

  20. #6070
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,254
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Ah. Well they shouldn't both be allowed to be MP's with names that similar. Twats.
    Pitt the ELDER.

  21. #6071
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,151
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Nigel Farage can't get off his 'Brexit Bus' because it's surrounded with people holding milkshakes

  22. #6072
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,467
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

  23. #6073
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    17,942
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Andrea Leadsom has resigned.

    It's not quite Geoffrey Howe, but I guess that's the world we now live in.

  24. #6074
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    She's just refusing to see the people who want to tell her to resign. Why didn't Margaret Thatcher think of that?

  25. #6075
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,254
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Angela Leadsom
    "No one has wanted you to succeed more than I have."
    You stood against her and moaned about her lack of children.

  26. #6076
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,151
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)


    The best part of this era is seeing all the people who pretended they were smart, logical people twisting themselves in knots to defend their political position.

    MOCK ASSASSINATIONS.

  27. #6077
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    17,942
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Thank christ he isn't tasked with any sort of security detailing.


  28. #6078
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Sam Harris putting the intellectual into the INTELLECTUAL DARK WEB. I always figured the brief prominence of the professional atheist 'Four Horseman' crowd was a reaction to the [perceived] strength of the Jesus lobby during the George W. years, but it was just the precursor to that wasn't it? You could just see Christopher Hitchens being part of it, getting smashed on a Joe Rogan podcast and having a load of ironic prejudice go down like a lead balloon.

  29. #6079
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,467
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)


    All completely true. It's still funny though.

  30. #6080
    Pretty Much Amazing Mike's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    3,297
    Mentioned
    63 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Just voted. As always I only voted because my polling station is in the pub and I get a pint after it

  31. #6081
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I got my vote in for Nigel.



    'Chin-ny! Chin-ny! Chin-ny!'

  32. #6082
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,467
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I didn't vote because I'm not a fan of wasting my time.

    Ok, I am, but still. Fuck that shit.

  33. #6083
    Senior Member Disco's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,231
    Mentioned
    46 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I prefer to waste my time in the comfort of my own home.

  34. #6084
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,254
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I was already passing on the way back from work. Can Theresa trigger a no deal brexit on her own?

  35. #6085
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    17,942
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Not really, unless she bombs Paris or something, I guess.

  36. #6086
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,254
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    War in Europe? That's crazy enough to work.

  37. #6087
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,017
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I didn’t realise Tommy Robinson is just a bloke on his own. Was weird just seeing his name at the bottom of the ballot paper.

    I voted greens anyway, cos my wife asked me to. I don’t even know what I was voting for.
    I'm a twit

  38. #6088
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,303
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I bloody nearly voted Tory but then saw Daniel Hannan's name as the number one candidate and thought he could do with some more free time.

    Ended up spoiling.

  39. #6089
    Administrator Kikó's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Laaaaaandan
    Posts
    12,149
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Lib Dems here. Was a list of about 30.

  40. #6090
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I bloody nearly voted Tory but then saw Daniel Hannan's name as the number one candidate and thought he could do with some more free time.

    Ended up spoiling.
    Yeah with a load of remain hashtags.

  41. #6091
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,303
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Change UK:
    The Independent Group
    Liberal Democrats

    There, it's a haiku.

  42. #6092
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,077
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I noticed that UKIP had a little 'Get Brexit done' (or something) slogan under their name on the ballot paper. Nobody else did, which seems like an oversight on their behalf.

  43. #6093
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,303
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I actually spoiled it by writing 'Change UK: The Independent Group' across a couple of the boxes, so hopefully they will spend hours campaigning for that to be counted as a vote for them, in which case they will deserve it.

  44. #6094
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,151
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I actually spoiled it by writing 'Change UK: The Independent Group' across a couple of the boxes, so hopefully they will spend hours campaigning for that to be counted as a vote for them, in which case they will deserve it.
    Good to know I'm trendsetting after drawing knobs on my ballot during the Ed Miliband era.

  45. #6095
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,972
    Mentioned
    181 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    A woman on Question Time claiming 1 in 3 kids in the UK live in poverty.

  46. #6096
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,972
    Mentioned
    181 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    And why does Jo Cox need to be brought into the milkshake argument?

    We shouldn't be fucking throwing milkshakes at people, that's the beginning and end of it.

  47. #6097
    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,592
    Mentioned
    78 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    A woman on Question Time claiming 1 in 3 kids in the UK live in poverty.
    https://www.childrenssociety.org.uk/...-child-poverty

  48. #6098
    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,592
    Mentioned
    78 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    And why does Jo Cox need to be brought into the milkshake argument?

    We shouldn't be fucking throwing milkshakes at people, that's the beginning and end of it.
    Because everyone's acting like a milkshake is a fucking terrorist attack by the left when an MP was literally murdered by a fascist during the EU referendum campaign.

  49. #6099
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,972
    Mentioned
    181 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    A child is said to be living in poverty when they are living in a family with an income below 60% of the UK's average after adjusting for family size.
    Is a ridiculous measure.

    EDIT: We (TTH) have had this argument before, so I know what the stats say, the definition is just wrong.
    Last edited by Yevrah; 23-05-2019 at 10:37 PM.

  50. #6100
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,972
    Mentioned
    181 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Because everyone's acting like a milkshake is a fucking terrorist attack by the left when an MP was literally murdered by a fascist during the EU referendum campaign.
    Sorry, I should have added the context, which was people saying that throwing milkshakes could escalate to that.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •