That can be annoying, especially when you become aware of it and the nostril doing all the work starts to burn.Originally Posted by Shindig
That can be annoying, especially when you become aware of it and the nostril doing all the work starts to burn.
Have you shaved your legs before? I've seen more hair on a pork scratching.
Fluid on the brain? No, thanks.
Why don't you just stop trying to be a smart arse and take on board some excellent advice for a change? Maybe then you'd be a successful business man instead of a minimum wage dispensable agency worker.
I haven't. I am just a low body hair individual.
I'm on £8.25 an hour, babes.
Someone's been on the sauce tonight.
What about your scroat and anus? No pics needed though.
The nose is one truly disgusting place. :-\
I've always wanted to see inside Mahow's nose.
It looks more like Hammer's latest conquest. After the op, obvs.
I've watched one of those cameras whilst they removed polyps from someones nose. They basically use like a little hoover tube with a masher in the end, so it sucks the polyp tissue in and mashes it up and takes it away.
Was sort of cool, sort of grim.
My step-dad just had a hip replacement. He only had an epidural. That alone gives me the outright boak.
RL were you awake too?
I mean I have plenty of hair in those specific areas, but I'm not sure how it compares to a population average.
Gonna be hard to provide a reference point without being banned.
Wife's friend showed us her removed gallstones the other stay. She thought i was "weird" because I asked if we should smell them.
Nah put to sleep.
EDIT: This might make you faint magic.
I've seen someone have their finger operated on under local which was a bit surreal. They're sat talking to me whilst the surgeon has the end of their finger literally hanging on just by the skin, chops some bits of bone off and then drills metal rods through their finger tip and down their finger to reattach it.
Urgh actually that was the only time something in theatres has really disgusted me. Most stuff doesn't bother me, but anything going under nails makes me squirm. I was watching the surgeon prep this person's finger (it was numbed at this point) and then without warning he just jabs this tool under their nail and whips it off.
Barf
Someone somewhere on these forums must have a picture of Il Fuces ass still hanging around somewhere so we have a starting point.
I had that done.Nah put to sleep.
EDIT: This might make you faint magic.
I've seen someone have their finger operated on under local which was a bit surreal. They're sat talking to me whilst the surgeon has the end of their finger literally hanging on just by the skin, chops some bits of bone off and then drills metal rods through their finger tip and down their finger to reattach it.
Urgh actually that was the only time something in theatres has really disgusted me. Most stuff doesn't bother me, but anything going under nails makes me squirm. I was watching the surgeon prep this person's finger (it was numbed at this point) and then without warning he just jabs this tool under their nail and whips it off.
Barf
Christ, I think I might have fainted.
Actually I'm wrong, the worst thing I've seen in theatres was haemorrhoids being removed.
There's nothing quite like the smell of burning anus at 10 o'clock in the morning.
It didn't actually. I'm weird like this. I can watch gore shit and see horrific pictures on my own, but put me in a professional environment (H&S video) or a hospital or anything like that and I'm dead.Nah put to sleep.
EDIT: This might make you faint magic.
I've seen someone have their finger operated on under local which was a bit surreal. They're sat talking to me whilst the surgeon has the end of their finger literally hanging on just by the skin, chops some bits of bone off and then drills metal rods through their finger tip and down their finger to reattach it.
Urgh actually that was the only time something in theatres has really disgusted me. Most stuff doesn't bother me, but anything going under nails makes me squirm. I was watching the surgeon prep this person's finger (it was numbed at this point) and then without warning he just jabs this tool under their nail and whips it off.
Barf
Felt a bit lethargic on a job today and on the way home the full blown flu/vomiting big reared its head. Longest drive ever and there's some spectacular brown rain on the go now. The car would have needed burnt if it had slipped out on the way.
I watched my own ingrown toenail operation which was local. Was petty cool. I was supposed to have my retinal reattachment surgery under local as well, but I sufficiently shat myself in front of the consultant when he told me that he just said fuck it we'll put you to sleep.
The last bit is incidentally what my deadbeat daddy said when I accidentally recorded over his Television X compilation tape with The Simpsons.
My chronic lower back pain is back.
I've seen a retinal reattachment, it's REALLY cool.
Maybe your own isn't, but still.
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Almost fainted watching that. Dislocation of femur? Night.
I got panicky when I pissed blood for a weekend so actual major bother would scare me right off.
I would definitely class pissing blood as 'major bother' in terms of symptoms. It'd scare anyone sane.
I'm wide awake and full of drugs.
The brown rain still won't stop. Though it's yellow now.
I freaked out after pissing pink once. Turns out beetroot does that.
I don't suppose you've been going balls deep in Beetroot, have you?
I found out I was diabetic a few weeks ago, which was shit. Although I've suspected it for a while to be honest, but in classic male fashion I just decided to put off getting tested for ages. As you do.
In retrospect this was silly as we have this pretty rare, genetic version of it our family (which my maternal Grandad, Mother and Brother all ended up with) which meant there was always something like a 50% chance I would develop it in my twenties at some point. So I don't really know why I did that. I did sort of mention it the last time I saw a doctor previously, about a year ago, but I didn't really explain it properly. So because I was relatively young and stick thin he just placated me with "nah, you're not middle aged or overweight, you'll be fine", which was good enough for me at the time.
It's not the end of the world or anything. I don't appear to need insulin, thankfully. I'm just on some medication that, in theory, helps the body manage the glucose in the blood better. There's just a bit of an annoying bedding in period at the moment where I seem to be pissing into a cup and/or having a needle stuck in my arm on at least weekly basis so they can keep a track on how it's going.
It's also quite strange finding out you have something that you're never going to get rid of as well. It doesn't scare me particularly, probably because I can see my Mum and Brother leading totally normal lives with it. It's just a bit odd. I've always been one of those people who is lucking in that he can eat whatever he wants without putting any weight on or anything, so putting some actual thought into my diet on a regular basis is a bit of a new one too.
Pretty crappy news, that, but at least you've plenty of experience when it comes to coping with it through everyday life. And at least you're not fat.
It feels like I've got a boulder of phlegm in my chest, and once I start coughing there's no stopping me. Hoping night nurse will at least make me well enough to enjoy Christmas Day before it inevitably ruins my eight days off work.
I'm a twit
I'm still awful surprised I'm not diabetic yet. It's rife in the family and I've spent my whole life overweight.
I felt a little like that when I got diagnosed with asthma. Both things you can manage but the first thing they did to 14 year-old me was to stuff a leaflet in my face with "40,000 people die of this every year." I also wonder when my metabolism's going to tank. I don't eat badly but I've got a sweet tooth that's not helped with the crap they snack on at work.
I have the most chesty cold I've ever had. Sounds like I've got rubble in my lungs.
Any way to avoid having to pee so often? I used to be able to go for hours but last Sunday I had to stop to pee two times in a four hour ride and then barely made it home before pissing myself. This morning I've gone four times at least ffs. Quite inconvenient.
RIP Pepe.
So you got home and then you pissed yourself?
Nice doing it in the comfort of your own home.
Get your prostate checked. Or ... I dunno, drink less? Although it's usually the mornings that knack my bladder routine up.
Don't really drink that much, or at least not more than I was drinking a few months ago when I didn't have this issue. Isn't it a bit early for prostate issues?
Maybe. I'm not a doctor.
It's never too early for problems.
Could it be that since it is cold as fuck I sweat less so I need to pee more to make up for it?
Also, I tweaked my hamstring last night in bed whilst also needing a piss and it was tough and go as to whether I'd piss myself from the shock.
Cycling causes bollock problems. Get it checked.
Diabetes.
In all seriousness, this was the intial reason that got me thinking I had it and prompted me to ask for the test. Coupled with the fact that it started to smell a bit weird. Not bad necessarily, just strong. It actually had a weird, "sweet" aroma to it. Sort of like popcorn, is the best way I can describe it.
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