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    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2941579/

    That's probably the best link on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    People were writing papers on it in the 70s.
    I googled it now. From the name I thought it was a mental thing at first.

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    Chronic exertional compartment syndrome is an exercise-induced muscle and nerve condition that causes pain, swelling and sometimes disability in the affected muscles of your legs or arms.
    Fuck off, what exercise do you do?

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    I was pushing county squad for badminton before I stopped to have this done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    Er guys..... my sprained ankle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    WARNING: big ole cuts.

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    Gonna have some quality scars from them. Can't believe how little pain there has been, haven't even needed my crutches. Been up and walking on it since the second day. Taking the codeine + ibuprofen just to make sure but it's all been good so far.
    Fuckin' sissy scars mate give ye head a wobble

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    So my sprained ankle has recovered well, I can hobble on it now - and apparently the bruising is to be expected.


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    I sprained my ankle doing a flying kick and booting someone off a bouncy castle when I was 9.

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    I feel like utter garbage today, mouth is watering like crazy so I suspect I'm about to gain office brownie points by throwing up at work.

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    Sprained cankle, more like.

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    I'm a skinny runt, so I promise it's the swelling.

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    I know.

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    Triggered.

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    I've been constipated for a good three weeks now. It is fucking grim.

    Laxatives make me go, but I can't go without them and it's never a pleasant experience when I do.

    What is the point in laxatives anyway? I feel there should be some underlying cause but I don't think it's any of the obvious ones. My mate had cancer recently and his first symptom was inability to shit because a fuck off tumour was in the way. Wish that would fuck off out of my head.

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    I think my body is breaking down.

    Yesterday I went through stages of my back, right elbow, right ankle and left wrist hurting me all day.

    Today it's been my right shoulder.

    I'm not constipated though and I appear to have trained myself to shit at 3pm every Tuesday afternoon now.

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    My crown has just chipped. It's only 2 years old ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Mahowry View Post
    I think my body is breaking down.

    Yesterday I went through stages of my back, right elbow, right ankle and left wrist hurting me all day.

    Today it's been my right shoulder.

    I'm not constipated though and I appear to have trained myself to shit at 3pm every Tuesday afternoon now.
    I've been a regular 9am pooer for as long as I can remember. Nowhere near equipped to being able to deal with this sort of change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    I've been a regular 9am pooer for as long as I can remember. Nowhere near equipped to being able to deal with this sort of change.
    I've never been a regular but I've taken it well thus far.

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    I did four poos yesterday.

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    I've done two today.

    I'm a one a day man at best.

    I can claim that I'm shitting myself to death too.

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    Four poos is incredible, think I hit 3 yesterday or at the very least 2.5.

    Generally 1ish a day, call it 10 a week.

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    I did 9 today. They were all the brown rain though

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    That's what happens you despise vegetables.

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    Or have the flu. The first, and largest, waterfall was in a customers bog.

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    What constitutes half a poo?
    I'm a twit

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    When you snip the loaf.

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    Usually two for me. Can't sleep if the trunk's full.

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    I've really hurt my back from carrying a few parcels from my parents' house to my car.

    Could hardly sleep last night, it was that sore, so I've loaded up on paracetamol tonight due to having nothing stronger.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I've really hurt my back from carrying a few parcels from my parents' house to my car.

    Could hardly sleep last night, it was that sore, so I've loaded up on paracetamol tonight due to having nothing stronger.
    Get it looked at as soon as you cam. Probably just a muscle but really worth getting some work on it and getting a few exercises.
    I had a back problem causing me unreal headaches, chest pains, and neck pains for a long time until I got work done. I had just left it and it put me down one day. He found where I'd torn ligaments off my collar bone I never knew about too.

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    Could be leukaemia too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Mahowry View Post
    Could be leukaemia too.
    Was a good while ago so I'm doing pretty well if I have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Was a good while ago so I'm doing pretty well if I have.
    I meant to quote Baz.

    I left the thread open too long

    You've probably got something worse than leukaemia though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Mahowry View Post
    I meant to quote Baz.

    I left the thread open too long

    You've probably got something worse than leukaemia though.
    I do. Age.

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    I've been coughing a bit for a week. No other symptoms. I claim it's just a cough, but my old man thinks I'm close to death. Who is right?

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    Who is normally right?

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    I think I'm dying too. The last few days I've lost all desire for food and today I didn't eat lunch until 5:15, and then only when my mom reminded me to. I feel full after every time I eat and I barely remember to eat lunch.

    Maybe I've transcended the physical need for food

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Who is normally right?
    Well on the one hand he closed a whole park to enable a solitary scab to attend work in 1984, but on the other hand he thinks Patrick Vieira still captains Arsenal, so it's hard to say.

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    The last few Fridays in work I've felt crap and run down but then fight it off over the weekend.
    I think this weekend everything going around at work has finally hit me. I'm currently sat on the toilet coughing a lung up with a sore throats and banging headache.

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    Vit C and Zinc is good if taken when you first feel a cold coming on.

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    Raoul Duke reporing in to the 'Dying of man-flu crew'

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    My poo and some own brand cold tablets have fixed me for now. Panic over

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    I nearly fainted in hospital again (lol).

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    Booked an appointment at the GP for my ankle this morning after going over it on Saturday at football. It feels okay and Google some exercises was the steer in the 35 seconds I had with Dr Kev.

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    I think I'm dying.

    I haven't been able to stop sweating today.

    I was even driving at 8am with my windows down.

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    Currently watching Elementary with my wife but have a cold which has made me partially deaf.

    Can't understand what's going on.

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    Is there a new episode?

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    You know when one nostril's blocked and the other one can't be arsed? That was me at 3am this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    You know when one nostril's blocked and the other one can't be arsed? That was me at 3am this morning.
    Shinners, meet Neti Pot.

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    Contains MAHOOSIVE pictures of scars:

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    Healed up pretty well I think.

    EDIT: Does the forum automatically scale down images?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Is there a new episode?
    You bloody betcha! But watching it from the planner as it was on earlier this week. Good so far...from whatI can tell is going on.

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