In between my hip and my cock but the infection has obviously spread either side and is rock solid.
In between my hip and my cock but the infection has obviously spread either side and is rock solid.
Play it cool, waff.
Think it’s about to explode. There’s a head randomly growing on top which is white/yellow.
Go see a different doctor and get it lanced.
Away to do it myself. I’ll report back.
Film it.
It's a facehugger.
There’s been blood pissing out of me for ten minutes.
Obviously kidding about last night but it has exploded in the shower and it fucking stinks. It also won’t stop bleeding.
Good thing you did as your doctor advised.
Has the bump gone down?
Stick a plaster on it and forget about it. Be reyt.
It’s gone down but it’s still seeping through the plaster at work. They’re trying to get me to go to the Doctors but doubt I’ll get an appointment.
The smell is revolting
I didn’t actually touch it other than clothes. Naw ma faultOriginally Posted by dino
I’m not surprised they’re trying to get rid of you.
I'm a twit
At least give us a photo update.
Yeah I want to see a photo too.
Kinda.
The first aid person at work covered it up. I’ll see if I can take a photo after the doctor takes it off.
Best debt recovery geezer in Scotland mate.
Being as irritating as possible is surely the key to being good at debt recovery. Be such an interminable tit that people would rather pay than put up with you.
Touché.
It’s only Council Tax. Think I’m going to apply for a Rent Arrears job as you get to actually meet the folk and kick them out their house.
It's usually the ones with the least power that play that trick, like ones chasing unsecured loans, credit cards and the like. Council tax take more of the quiet, hide in the bushes until the perfect time approach. They'll usually only send out a letter or two before you've got a liability order on your ass.
Nobody needs to let the council tax bailiff into their house, so Waff must be a bit gutted at that. He can walk into people's houses through an unlocked door though, so there's always that.
Your weird cyst looks fucking grim, Waff. Chicks dig scars though.
It’s just a hole now, having peeled the plaster back.
Pics plz
I just meant because of the smell.
I'm a twit
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Just given me stronger antibiotics and sent me fluids to the labs.
i'll let someone else make a witty comment about Hammer and pictures of pustulent, bloody holes
LOVES A GONORRHOEA INFECTED BUMOLE DOES OUR HAMMER HAHAHA
Dirty bastard.
I did think about telling Waff not to take Hammer's advice because he'd just be trying to work into getting him round so he could fuck it, but jokes about Hammer being a dirty boy are a bit old hat.
There's that old urban legend about the person coming into A and E with an infected stoma and it turning out to have an STD cus her boyfriend had been fucking it.
Would you have a go on that @Hammer?
Well, how could i resist?
Waff, get one of your mates to fuck the hole and jizz over It's opening. The medicinal qualities of semen are known to help with cysts and should reduce the swelling and the pain within a couple of hours.
It'd also feel really nice for both of you.
I can't see the appeal with the stoma (I know you're joking, I mean for someone who's actually done it, since they must exist somewhere). Unless you had a cock as thick as a coke can it'd be like fucking a slimy football sock.
That's the sticking point for you? Not that it's essentially fucking an open wound?
This is the worst internet page ever.
And it didn't start with me \0/.
No it's not.
@randomlegend I think stomas, like cocks, come in different sizes. If it's too big you can always push the surrounding skin together to make it smaller.
It depends on where the stoma is, of course. I have a friend who is 70 and has one in here neck which she breathes through. Not sure if I'd risk that as she might die of suffocation, and i cant imagine dying of suffocation due to someone fucking the blowhole in your neck being a good way to go.
On the other hand, with a bit of training she may have potential to give amazing head the normal way now that she no longer breathes through her mouth.
GOOD point.
The new low?
Trim your pubes you Wildebeest.
Cancer?
It’s half term next week so of course I woke up today with a cold.
Endoscopy Tuesday
Top or tail?
Bet he takes it up the arse.
I'm getting knocked out (as the 4 people I know that have had one advised this as essential) so they can go whichever way they like so long as they're finished before I wake.
You're getting put to sleep for a tiny pipe up your arse? If I wasn't on 9 points boyo...
By all accounts it's going down my neck which I'd never stick if I was awake.
FFS Gimphow confused me. Fair enough.
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