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    I woke up in the night with a terrifying pain in my calf (cramp, happens occasionally), but even now it still aches and I can barely fucking walk. Has anyone had that before? So bizarre, surely you can't pull a muscle while asleep.

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    I pulled a muscle in my foot a few weeks ago.

    Went to bed perfectly fine and when I woke up I couldn't put weight on part of my foot as it was agony.

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    Confirmation that Jimmy is in fact a Bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I woke up in the night with a terrifying pain in my calf (cramp, happens occasionally), but even now it still aches and I can barely fucking walk. Has anyone had that before? So bizarre, surely you can't pull a muscle while asleep.
    I've had that happen a couple of times. Binge-drinking seems to be a contributing factor, but I think it's sometimes just dehydration. Should pass after a day, at least it did for me.

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    Those Bloodsuckers are on me again. Surprising as we are still in a semi-lockdown state they would be so quick to request my blood from people. Ill pass for now.

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    I may have foregone the tetanus booster jab as a poorly thought-out decision but let me tell you, Sudocrem really is the jizz of the lord and saviour Jesus. It seems to miraculously draw out fluids from wounds which cleans out the shit obviously as opposed to letting it dry out with all the shit trapped in there. I cannot recommend it highly enough, take note, buy a tub for the household and just apply it to any kind of skin issue. The consistency is so thick those small tubs will last years too, no need to go ham and get the large one like I did a coupke of years ago.

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    How is the sense of smell/taste, Taz (not having a go, real inquiry here)?

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    Sudocrem worked wonders for me whenever I burnt my nostrils/skin from doing coke. Tier 1 for skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luca View Post
    How is the sense of smell/taste, Taz (not having a go, real inquiry here)?
    No further improvement. So that's a 10% improvement on around day 15 and another further 10%-20% improvement on around day 120. Nothing since and we're on day 155ish now. Covid toes (chillblain type things) still coming and going on one foot too. Still awaiting antobody testing to be available before I see a doctor so that their useless ass can at least give me that for my efforts.

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    Get tested, man. It's still in there.

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    I'm at one with possibly living with this as I and most others have done with their Herpes virus but two partial recoveries suggest it won't be the case. An antigen test gives nothing aside from more wanking material for you.

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    So you'll go to A&E for a scraped elbow but won't have a swab jammed up your snout?

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    Bro, don't direct your weird bitterness and toxicity into my path. In fact, work on resolving it altogether.

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    It's a fair piece of real estate, makes sense to be cautious with it.

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    I'm a '' post away from posting a dick pic.

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    Now I'm curious what those things actually are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Now I'm curious what those things actually are.
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    I’ve had a headache for about four days.

    I’ve either got
    a) COVID-19 (is it a symptom?)
    b) carbon monoxide poisoning after a leaky radiator was recently botched back up by my dad and I.
    c) just a persistent headache

    I’ve got a Carbon Monoxide meter thingy somewhere, I think, but I never set it up because from what I could gather from the instructions you first needed to “set it off” by using smoke from a cigarette, of which I obviously don’t have because I’m not a scruff. Infact, I may well have binned it after deciding I could never set it up.
    I'm a twit

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    Doesn't carbon monoxide hit you harder than that? I'm not saying a four day headache is a laugh or anything but I thought it properly hit you especially if it was building up over more days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Doesn't carbon monoxide hit you harder than that? I'm not saying a four day headache is a laugh or anything but I thought it properly hit you especially if it was building up over more days.
    I only know the stories from Reddit where someone was hallucinating by seeing ant bites on their arms (or something) and the good one where someone was leaving themselves notes but didn’t remember doing so and thought their landlord was stalking them.

    Hopefully we’re firmly in option C then.
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    Lol if you get it because of 'not being a scruff'.

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    I think they might have been mistaking carbon monoxide poisoning with the plot of The Machinist.

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    My 4 year-olf son developed a cold (well, I hope it's a cold), which I now have...and has now developed into a fucking annoying tickly cough. So much so, I can't sleep and it's 12.37am. The 1 year-old also has it now.

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    Also seeing the mother in law tomorrow who has an irrational fear of CV-19. Me coughing my way into her house is not going to be well received.

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    Yeah, don’t go.

    Get yourself tested.
    I'm a twit

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    3 days in work, think I’m getting a cold

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    Go see Baz, then get yourself tested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Yeah, don’t go.

    Get yourself tested.
    I did.

    And I didn't.

    (I know when i have a plain old cold)

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    Trying to kill off the in laws and free up his weekends. My man's ice cold.

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    Cunt move there Quincy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    Cunt move there Quincy.
    Do you feel strongly about colds?

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    You're a twat.

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    A cold has a different set of symptoms to Covid. Alot of passion needs calming in here.

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    Love it. The judgement!

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    Mr Quincy, do you in fact have a NEW and PERSISTENT COUGH?

    Do you in fact have a TEMPERATURE?

    Have you, you vile bastard, lost your SENSE OF TASTE (normal for Kentish folk)?

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    Not really.
    No.
    No.

    But I did go partially deaf, as I always do when I have a cold due to the snot build up.

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    I just hope not all parents think like you both.

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    Don't worry mate, you can lead the sneeze-police vanguard that modern teaching is about to descend into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    I just hope not all parents think like you both.
    He's following the guidance. He doesn't need a test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    My 4 year-olf son developed a cold (well, I hope it's a cold), which I now have...and has now developed into a fucking annoying tickly cough. So much so, I can't sleep and it's 12.37am. The 1 year-old also has it now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    He's following the guidance. He doesn't need a test.
    New cough, mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    New cough, mate.
    New and persistent mate. Persistent. It persists it does.

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    Well those semantics are definitely worth the risk, thanks for clearing it up.

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    You're persistent Mo, I'll give you that.

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    You really are a bunch of tarts. If you can't tell the difference between a snotty common cold and something more serious, then you're a moron.

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    Tickly is persistent, surely.

    As for “telling the difference,” you have never had COVID-19 to know how it feels.
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    I thought the Covid cough was supposed to be dry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    You really are a bunch of tarts. If you can't tell the difference between a snotty common cold and something more serious, then you're a moron.
    Not sure of this logic given you can be asymptomatic, or have it and barely be able to tell.

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