Health and sickness. A place to moan.

[SincereTheRebel]

Monday this week, i noticed i have needed to piss more often. But they are really short. Now this morning it feels like i need to piss all the time, they are even shorter, my piss has a pink hue and is it really uncomfortable. STD. RIP.

[Baz]

Anyone had their ears MICRO SUCTIONED? Seems to be a new fad. I'm going on Friday to see if my quiet right ear can be fixed. Unlikely cos it's related to a longterm performation, but can't hurt to have them both hoovered out while I'm there. Ideally it will be nice to be able to hear people talk and not have to ask them to repeat themselves while I reposition my good ear to pick it up.

[Raoul Duke]

I had it done ages ago after repeatedly getting a blocked ear and OUR NHS being fucking useless and repeatedly (despite it not working) asking me to pour grease into my head.

Went into this place in London and it was fixed within 10 minutes. Magical shit