Health and sickness. A place to moan.

[Spikey M]

I once smashed some nerd's glasses - and I mean they exploded like something out of a cartoon - with a fucking prime Adriano-like rocket and it's probably the best thing I've ever done on a football pitch.

I gave someone a nosebleed by serving a tennis ball straight at their puss, and it's the most middle-class thing I've ever done.