Post: Do you piss on the toilet seat?
User: Magic
Infraction: Offensive behaviour
Points: 3

Administrative Note:
Message to User:
'Stinky chinky'? For fuck sake.

Original Post:
Did you sack him? There was a stinky chinky in my old work who credit to him tried to mask his vile oriental pits with industrial amounts of Lynx but it didn't work and made everyone feel ill so part of his 6 monthly KPI was to improve his hygiene.