I think I've got sun stroke. Feel like the worst hang over ever, roasting, keep drifting in and out. Been in an air conditioned room all day in bed can't cool down. Fucking wank.
I think I've got sun stroke. Feel like the worst hang over ever, roasting, keep drifting in and out. Been in an air conditioned room all day in bed can't cool down. Fucking wank.
There was a kid I played cricket against yesterday who batted for around 53 overs (out for 97, lol) and then kept wicket for another 50, all in 30+ degrees. He ended up lying naked under a freezing shower trying to stop himself boiling. Pretty sure he was quite ill by the end. Oh well.
I have incredible white bits right now. Yeah. Get a good mental picture of that.
Actual pictures available upon request.
One of the major downfalls of being bald is burning the top of your head.
I've got more aftersun on my head than Nivea can produce.
Wear a hat.
I think I've donned it this weekend. Factor 50 all over and have just picked up a nice bit of bronze, rather than burn myself like a mug.
I'm not burnt, but it was 35C in the shade. That's what got me I think.
I got rained on pretty hard on my morning ride. Glorious temperature though. 22 degrees after a few weeks of 30+.
There's a huge forest fire KICKING OFF in central portugal now. 62 dead so far.
Sounds grim. Seemingly loads were just burnt in their cars.Originally Posted by Magic
I always thought a really sore throat was a weird symptom of heat.
So I just looked with a flashlight down my throat and it looks like an infected cunt.
Bacterial tonsilitis. Boom. #House
Late shift tomorrow in this heat will be tragic.
Sounds like lupus tbh.
I was going to post something on Facebook about shit luck but it seems bad taste given those poor incinerated cunts.
My backdoor's got a little warped despite being in the shade.
Didn't know the heat would affect your arse.
My back door is unaffected, but by bollocks may be permanently stuck to my thighs.
Hayfever has been booting my balls all day today. Three Clarytin down and my eyes are still itching like mad.
I need some air conditioning.
The weather could kindly fuck off now, it's Monday.
Had an absolutely SHIT nights sleep.
This heat is bollocks. The dog is on his arse, and I'm going through ice pops like an addict (lol remember when Yevrah spent a grand on a job lot of them and his bird left him?). My friend in California claims to cope by taking a cold shower with pyjamas on and then sleeping in them, but he's an idiot. and I haven't worn pyjamas since I was about six.
Get a fan.
The British are shit at weather, aren't they?
Gonna get to 100 here tomorrow (38 for the celciusheads).
So come on, own up, who has bought a paddling pool?
Nope. I don't even have a seat outside.
They had sold out when I went to get one
Last night I had a cold shower and then just went straight to bed without drying myself. Worked a treat.
Doesn't your bed get all wet? That sounds horrible.
It does sound horrible, but somehow wasn't.
And this is where I live today.
http://amp.usatoday.com/story/410766001/
Forecast giving me 34 tomorrow. Do me a favour.
Thundery showers. No thanks.
It's not even sunny here today, just stupidly humid. It's awful.
Cloudy until midday then a solid 28C.
Could get up to high 30s this summer in Britain. Don't know if I'm built for 39 or something stupid.
Liking this weather though. 31ish today.
This weather is shit! Give me a low 20's throughout the summer and I'll be happy.
You when people say "the problem with Britain is that it's a wet heat, not a dry heat like abroad". Never really got that because i sweat like a bastard in both situations.
Today was bollocks. Walking to work in a thunderstorm and walking home in a humid, overcast haze.
Says who? Unless it's in the next few days anyone claiming that is just speculating for the sake of it.
We could have the coldest winter on record. We could see 20c on Christmas Day.
The people that think we get it humid need to give Florida a crack.
According to google, the humidity in Miami is about 70-80% this week. NI has been about the same.
Hong Kong in July was my favourite humidity experience. You need about ten shirts a day.
Thunderstorm inbound
89% humidity here at the moment. Just about to start pissing it down, too. Glorious.
We've somehow missed all the thunderstorms. Pity, my car needs a wash.
36 all week until next Thursday where there's a storm. They've been promising this storm for 2 weeks now. I'm dying.
Glorious day today. I was going to go for a cycle but I reckon it'll get too hot since I'm in London. Looks like I'll just be getting burnt in the garden.
It's a glorious day to sit in an office with no windows. Luckily get a 15 minute walk to Kilburn though to keep my tan going. Appearances are important.
Test.
The fucking flying ants have decided to swarm. I'm a bit burnt so might be for the best.
How the fuck do people sleep in this?
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