If you lived in the US, you would have moved back to the UK, Jim.
If I know you anything at all, anyway.
If you lived in the US, you would have moved back to the UK, Jim.
If I know you anything at all, anyway.
You are right. More than six months there and you'd die of a heart attack anyway.
My mom (who lives right in front of the beach) is still debating whether she should move out or not.
Might be a bit poor timing to move your furniture around right now.
If she lives in Florida, that is.
How's her Will divided up?
Tell her to open her legs and let the vacuum devour the hurricane.Originally Posted by Pepe
My mom (who lives right in front of the beach) is still debating whether she should move out or not.
The earthquakes get you there instead.
Furniture belongs to the landlord.
There is fuck all to divide.
@Pepe I hope your people are ready down south
In Hurricane Irma, furniture comes to you.
Found out today that my cousin is currently teaching out in Antigua and my Aunt is visiting. Both fine, but still...
They ended up GTFO. Currently on their way to Pensacola.
It doesn't take much to blow one of those trampolines around. I had one end up in my back garden after a night of wind that couldn't topple a sapling.
Ok good. Maybe this is stupid but if there's anything I can do just let me know. I'm in the Orlando area of course but if u think of something, anything, just holler. I'm probably gonna chill at the hospital so i'll have power and stuff so reach out if needed.
Will do if needed.
I think this is the third hurricane my mother goes through. Luckily I didn't get any when I was living there.
Kind of Ironic (is it?) that after all this hype she's safer in Florida than she would have been in Mexico last night.
Like a hurricaaaane on her wedding day.
Storm time's coming to you today.
i have managed 11 years so far.
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane...-2017/AL112017
Latest track has a cat 1 to the west of us. We are probably gonna board up and bought some supplies.
I only feel properly involved in this cultural treasure thanks to "The Trip".
Take care Danny, bruh, Pepe's mom. Just come up to MD for a spot of tea if it all goes to shit.
Pepe's mom, can sleep on your futon?
It's a really good headline, and an encouraging opening independent clause, until it gets to "North America, which is more important than lesser land masses such as ‘not America’." If ur going for the satire be subtle. That's what I'm saying.
It's never subtle, though it pretty much nails things.
Looking at 'Waterford Whispers' further and it seems like The Onion for all the Europeans who are mad at the Americans for getting satire right first.
It's not for Europeans.
Anyway. Has it hit yet or is there a chance it won't at all?
We got satire right in around 1963-65, but sadly have now regressed to whatever I constantly see Russell Howard advertising on Sky.
A sideways look at the news, you say, Russell? That sounds original.
Private Eye still does satire well. Americas comedy attempts have improved across the board in recent times, but that's pretty much solely down to ripping of our lot. Rule Britannia.
Anyway, Irma seems to have changed course and given Cuba a full fist up the arse rather than a passing pat. I haven't seen an updated track, so I'm not sure if this let's our Floridian contingent off the hook. Here's hoping a more southerly tack doesn't take it underneath Florida into the Gulf to have another go at Texas.
Still set to wallop Florida - and has now regained Catagory 5 status - albeit with the eye going up the West coast rather than the East.
Is a hurricane an anti-clockwise spinner? If it is then just off to the right of the eye is the worst place to be isn't it? Rather than under the eye itself. It's going to absolutely cream Naples by the looks of it, which is a shame.
Either I want this hurricane to drop power super quickly or for it to NEVER STOP.
I hope it develops a brain.
I'm a twit
it's weakened a bit but unfortunately will gain all of that back when it gets out to open water.
one of my best friend's parents live in Key West. i'm gutted for him to be honest. they were gonna just ride it out as it was supposed to go in up in Miami but now has shifted to an absolute fisting of Key West.
i tried to be positive but i'm pretty worried for them if i'm honest.
On the bright side, hurricanes seem to deal more in destruction that actual loss of life. Although you could lump earthquakes into that, depending on where they happen. On a sidenote, I tried looking into Jupiter's dark spot (which has been raging at least 350 years) but got bored by the word 'vertices' turning up in every sentence.
There were some NASA photos of it recently (Jupiter's red spot) that were absolutely mega.
The fuck are they doing staying there? They were told to get out earlier this week. Saw a clip of what was going on there earlier, looks rough fuck and to be honest, fucking scary.
We are getting steady rain here today, nothing too mad though obviously.
I have family in Naples (second cousins and the like). The good ol' matriarch of that branch died earlier this year, she was a proper yee-haw negro-hating gal who loved God and hated the African terrorist Obama (apparently on her deathbed she thanked God she lived to see 'him' become President). Anyway, this has left the family with a bunch of retards making the decisions and on this occasion they've all moved into a house in the middle of the evacuation zone and decided to stay there because God is on their side.
God's got absolutely the right idea sending a fucking huge hurricane directly towards them, if you ask me.
All good here
Buddy's parents in Key west also good surprisingly
And here. No power for going on 8 hrs now though.
It's a bit blowy here.
Yeah wtf, I'm sitting at work in Highbury and it's hurricane level winds outside. The rain is really annoying, gets up in the ear. Now I know how Barbudans feel.
Jobs thread is over here, mate.
It's more of a hobby really.
Fuck off. Where?
Like, 3 blocks away from Emirates
Subtlety, dude. Subtlety.
I swear to god I saw a family of four get carried off by the gusts outside Sainsbury's bro
Just started absolutely belting it down here. I heard the rain cross the street as it approached
We should actually try have a beer then. I met PENALDO yesterday so it could have been epic banter.
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