I’ve started peeling like a twat today. I don’t think that’s ever happened before. It’s fucking horrendous.
Lovely tan though.
We've been decorating today too.
You call stripping your walls, peeling?
I'm a twit
Peeling like a twat to be precise.
Looks like Wednesday's good for rain. The sun's mint but it's a bugger when you're indoors.
Get outside then you wet cunt.
Need some rain soon. I’m broke buying beer.
Not when I'm working. I've got a whole week to bask in it anyway.Originally Posted by Manc
Wore a cap on Friday. It was warmer than anticipated.
I now have a Jim furyk tan* line.
Tan in this instance describing a fetching shade of red.
Biblical hail and thunder just now. Allah is cleansing the streets of COVID and ethnics. Judgement day is close.
Going to the shops today saw about 4 rain showers interrupted by really nice sunshine.
The weather is belting. Thunder and lightning galore.
Yeah, I headed out just as it began and embraced it for almost a constant 2.5 hours. Must have looked like I was having a meltdown after having had to take off my top but I look forward to the same tomorrow.
Got every 6 year old off to bed early anyway.
Aren't you in perpetual meltdown?
Listen, lads, form an orderly queue and I'll deal with you individually.
Giggles, I can't make sense of that so just have a 'suck your nan'.
Boydy, also suck your nan. Nah, don't, that ones just for comedic effect. Your point is valid, yeah.
It's been disgustingly humid here for a couple of days now so hopefully we've got some lightning to come too.
All the storms form over our heads but move inland to provide their relief. It's as muggy an Don's Mans down here.
Treasure that opening sentence for when you start your poetry anthology, it's truly beautiful.
it is.
There's been some proper thunder today, it's glorious.
It's been hammering it down here pretty much the whole day.
Hardly any proper storms for us, a couple of rumbles yesterday but just shitty rain today.
On Monday I think it was, I was driving home from work and there was briefly some rain which was by far the heaviest I have ever experienced. Instant flash flood on the road from dry, had to put the lights on and drop to about 15mph because of visibility and the sheer force of it. Only lasted 5-10 minutes. Totally bizarre.
Same here but on Friday afternoon.
Seriously need a storm here. France currently firing up.
Offshore's about to get a pasting.
https://www.lightningmaps.org
The dog is on his arse. We had to go and get him a fan.
I can see whatever Jersey has been getting, and can hear the distant rumbling, but it looks like it's missing us.
The wind is meant to change to a South Westerly later, so you might. It depends how long it all lasts and if it's all past you.
35 degrees in my boys room according to the baby monitor. I've no idea how hot it is in here, but we're at the front of the house with the sun still pouring in so it must be hotter than that.
Storm you slag.
It's horrible.
That fucking storm has ruined my plans for a London piss-up on Saturday ffs. Lidl's £12 fan is smashing it in the daytime but I'm not sleeping with that thing on in the background, should have got one with a sleep timer.
Get a smart plug.
Are you Korean or something?
He means the noise not that it's going to kill him.
You sir, are a don.
Never happened. Saw (and heard) it go past.
Looking at the radar, you Essex punks seem to have had a glorious storm which missed Surrey by a hair and now it's still humid before 7am and I want to hurt someone.
We have indeed.
That said, it's still 20c and muggy as fuck. It's meant to get up to 28c and thunder it's bollocks off until midday. Making it 100% humidity is going to make it worse if anything.
Thunder and Lightning is cool, but I'd appreciate some fresher air from it.
Yeah this weather can fuck right off. Humid, dark, wet.
Loads of rain last night but not one bit of lightning. 19 driving to work this morning at 7
Our thunder's supposed to hit at 5pm. Glad I'm not in the office when it hits.
The storm has arrived in Yorkshire.
Storm was meant to arrive at noon.
It's fucking disgusting here. Fan's doing fuck all. As am I.
It’s fucking rank. I’ll need a spatula to dislodge my sack from my leg.
I'm heading to the golf course after work. Wearing a black shirt which is probably in the top five life decisions I've ever made.
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