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    People moaning about being cold in the office when it's not cold at all. Maybe if you proper shoes instead of fucking flip flops you'd not be cold, you daft cunt.

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    You can wear flip flops to work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    People moaning about being cold in the office when it's not cold at all. Maybe if you proper shoes instead of fucking flip flops you'd not be cold, you daft cunt.
    Tell them to work harder. And buy shoes.

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    That other people can wear flip-flops to work apparently

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    Is this the fifth or sixth time we've moaned about people being cold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    People moaning about being cold in the office when it's not cold at all. Maybe if you proper shoes instead of fucking flip flops you'd not be cold, you daft cunt.
    Office temperatures are horrific. Either too hot, or too cold, and you can't please everyone (anyone?). Thank fuck I work from home where I can freeze in peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Office temperatures are horrific. Either too hot, or too cold, and you can't please everyone (anyone?). Thank fuck I work from home where I can freeze in peace.
    So make it on the cooler side of things and people can wear more to warm up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    So make it on the cooler side of things and people can wear more to warm up.
    Well work can provide me with more clothes to wear and I'll also claim washing tax back for my new uniform.

    #shesaid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    So make it on the cooler side of things and people can wear more to warm up.
    Because fuck the environment.

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    It's Northern Ireland mate, not fucking AZ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Because fuck the environment.
    He's in Northern Ireland. You've got that backwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    It's Northern Ireland mate, not fucking AZ.
    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    He's in Northern Ireland. You've got that backwards.
    They run the heater in the summer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    They run the heater in the summer?
    What the fuck is 'summer'?

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    No wonder you're all so MISERABLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    No wonder you're all so MISERABLE.
    No that's just Boyd.

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    We're currently enjoying pre-Autumn where the rain isn't quite as cold as it will be when Real Autumn rolls around.

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    Do you all really not just turn the A/C on because of "the environment"?

    I mean there's two options... either

    A. the planet is fucked and there's nothing we can do about it at this point

    or

    B. global warming was somehow a hoax and nothing's going to happen anyways

    This is a serious question.

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    You don't need air conditioning in most of the UK.

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    I'd use it for about 1 month of the summer in total. 2 months of the weather is particularly good that year.

    Even then it's only really at night.

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    Well let me expand the question.

    Do you do anything because you think you're doing something to combat global warming?

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    I shit with the light off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Well let me expand the question.

    Do you do anything because you think you're doing something to combat global warming?
    Extreme nihilism. Solid life philosophy I must say

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I shit with the light off.
    How do you know when to stop wiping?

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    You would lick the paper. Duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mokbull View Post
    Extreme nihilism. Solid life philosophy I must say
    Why anyone can't just answer the fucking question is beyond me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    How do you know when to stop wiping?
    After 30 years if you haven't developed 'the feel' you need checking out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    How do you know when to stop wiping?
    Wiping?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Why anyone can't just answer the fucking question is beyond me
    I'm not answering it because your initial premise - there are two options etc - is deeply flawed and I can't be arsed explaining how and why on a phone keyboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    I'm not answering it because your initial premise - there are two options etc - is deeply flawed and I can't be arsed explaining how and why on a phone keyboard.
    Where by saving battery life and avoiding the need to charge your phone. Hero.

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    People who shout for songs at gigs. It never works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    I'm not answering it because your initial premise - there are two options etc - is deeply flawed and I can't be arsed explaining how and why on a phone keyboard.
    So clearly you're in the do small, unimaginably meaningless shit to "save the environment" group. Gotcha.

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    What group are you on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    What group are you on?
    Team Oxygen Theif.

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    I'm hardly out here trying to destroy the environment but I'm not one of those "let me stop using the A/C because the polar bears" type either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Why anyone can't just answer the fucking question is beyond me
    My point was relevant af, since i correctly surmised that you would say something like "your actions won't affect climate change so they're pointless" which i retorted with "what a shit way to live your life", so i was answering your question, and thus the yin and the yang of this thread have been properly balanced

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    Quote Originally Posted by mokbull View Post
    My point was relevant af, since i correctly surmised that you would say something like "your actions won't affect climate change so they're pointless" which i retorted with "what a shit way to live your life", so i was answering your question, and thus the yin and the yang of this thread have been properly balanced
    The fact that you think I don't understand that and aren't just commenting on how all of you never seem to just be able to have a straightforward conversation without being the most pretentious fucks possible just reinforces said point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    So clearly you're in the do small, unimaginably meaningless shit to "save the environment" group. Gotcha.
    Nope. I'm in the 'regularly forget to put recyclables in the correct bin' group.

    You do understand that small actions have a larger cumulative effect though, don't you?

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    Not when they're being overshadowed by people like the Chinese pumping shit into the atmosphere at an astronomical rate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Nope. I'm in the 'regularly forget to put recyclables in the correct bin' group.
    Wanker.

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    Let me start over cause I think you guys think I'm just saying shit just to be saying it.

    My two options come from:

    "A. the planet is fucked and there's nothing we can do about it at this point"

    http://nypost.com/2017/03/21/carbon-...-of-no-return/

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/sc...-a7450236.html

    http://www.complex.com/life/2016/09/...oint-no-return

    i.e. the SCIENTISTS have said we've already passed the "point of no return!" and the planet is fucked

    The only alternative to that would be

    "B. global warming was somehow a hoax and nothing's going to happen anyways"

    which would only mean that all of the data, info, blah blah blah was a bunch of bullshit (which I don't personally believe)

    So what the fuck would turning off the A/C actually do for anybody? This isn't one of those "Haha the American thinks it's all a ruse by the mainstream media!" jokes.

    The SCIENTISTS! have literally said we are doomed at this point.

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    I don't bother to rinse out my recyclable stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I don't bother to rinse out my recyclable stuff.
    Neither do I. Hold me.

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    I'm also pretty shit at recycling.

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    Threesome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    "A. the planet is fucked and there's nothing we can do about it at this point"
    From one of those articles:

    “It’s fair to say we have passed the point of no return on global warming and we can’t reverse the effects, but certainly we can dampen them,” said the biodiversity expert.
    “I’m an optimist and still believe that it is not too late, but we urgently need to develop a global economy driven by sustainable energy sources and start using CO2, as a substrate, instead of a waste product.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Threesome?
    I'm in.

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    We just need to workout the carbon footprints of our flights and it's go time.

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    Pepe can cycle round.

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    And 'how will prepare a vegetarian meal for us.

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