Apparently I was so angry I posted about this in two different threads three hours apart.
Am I losing it?
Apparently I was so angry I posted about this in two different threads three hours apart.
Am I losing it?
You're definitely ON THE ROPES. You may even be having a MELTDOWN.Originally Posted by dino
Medically speaking, that is.
So I noticed there's a "REMASTERED!" version of OK Computer on Apple™ Music ®... and I cannot tell the fucking difference whatsoever.
I never quite 'got' OK Computer, good though it is. The Bends is their best for me.
God I'm rebooting classic 2003-4 era TTH, ranking Radiohead albums, and there was no In Rainbows to rank in those days either.
The Bends was as good as it got for them. It was still shite.
Kid A was great. Here's a gripe. Old albums where they couldn't figure out stereo so they just flip between right and left channels. Basically Jimi Hendrix and Beatles albums of a certain age.
Recipes with rubbish quantities. Don't tell me to put "a pack" of something in, bastards.
That's a good one Ian.
Jamie cunting Oliver and his 'smidge' ruined many a dish for me.
I hate Americans and their 'cup' shit.
Cups are actual sizes though.
I have different sized cups, which should I use? Heaped? Level?
I want an exact measurement.
It's always level. Even measuring jugs have cups marked on them and they are an exact measurement. All you need to remember is that US cups are slightly different in volume to UK cups.
http://www.metric-conversions.org/vo...illiliters.htm
I'm pretty sure Mahow thinks it's just a normal cup like you'd drink tea out of.
As soon as I see any recipe with 'cup' measurements it goes straight in the bin.
Using Mahows cup size while cooking would lead to all kinds of issues.
I understand what it is but I just don't think it's exact enough. I much prefer a scale and exact measurements.
Edit: Jimmy
It's not nuclear fission, a little bit more/less of whatever it is won't make any difference. Also a hearty lol at the idea that scales are any more/less accurate.
How do you manage to fathom tablespoons? It's the exact same thing with a larger volume.I understand what it is but I just don't think it's exact enough. I much prefer a scale and exact measurements.
Edit: Jimmy
They're not but it's comforting to me in a way. I see a 'cup' as being quite throwaway and inaccurate whereas an actual gram amount or ml just works.
I don't think I've ever come across a recipe using tablespoons. I've only seen that on hot chocolate/nesquick boxes and I just go heaped.
A cup is in grams or ml's though.
3 cups of cilantro? suck my dick
Seriously? Every recipe book I've ever read has them, I don't believe you.
Maybe I have but just moved on, been a while since I used a recipe though.
I wanted to make some pancakes at my brother's house once, and, long story short, he ended up having a MELTDOWN insisting that a 'millilitre is a gram' regardless of substance.
Smidge, dash, handful, dollop, slug, drop. They can all piss off.
In fairness, Oliver even tried to con is as to what 20 minutes even was.
I agree, my least favourite dwarfs.
Did he use the tonne of feathers analogy?
Jamie Oliver is a cunt, but horses are responsible for the demise of the Crispy Pancake so they are deserving of the real venom. Glue factory the fucking lot of them. Including Oliver.
Does we weigh things by the centimeter as well?
I'm quite Oliverian on the measurements. Life's too short to bother with numbers, just whack the stuff in there. The thing that annoys me about a 'cup' is that it is supposed to be exact, rather than what a cup is, which is a cup.
I'm right behind an objection as pedantic as this.
What's the story with your brother?
Reckon he'll defect across the bridge to stay in the top division?
But why?
Pretty sure that was the other SD.
I want these framed and put in my kitchen.
Decided to cut my hair today as I was boiling.
Forgot to put a blade on my clippers and took a huge chunk off the top.
Tried to cut the rest with a 3 but I looked like I had a racing stripe.
I'm a fucking skinhead now
I was raising money for cancer research!
I have leukemia.
Girls love that.
Why the fuck are you cutting your own hair?
He'd have to talk to the barber
They'd give him "a female" and he'd spend the entire time in the barber's chair sweating, with a boner
i haven't got a haircut in like 2 or 3 years for that exact reason.
Because it's just a clipper job. I'll go to the hairdresser like once every 6 months though.
I'm a bit late here, but you should take the devil may care, blasé attitude you have towards Nesquik and apply it to cooking
Was delighted today when I finally finished off the last of my strawberry flavoured protein, paving the way for a permanent switch to banana flavour () only to get home and find a delivery of a 2.3kg tub of strawberry protein from an amazon subscription I thought I'd cancelled last year.
It's so much worse.
If you're shaving it then what's the point in paying someone to do it?
A couple of fat flies were rolling round my living room. One landed in my cuppa.
If it's not opened then send it back?Was delighted today when I finally finished off the last of my strawberry flavoured protein, paving the way for a permanent switch to banana flavour (
It's so much worse.
So you don't end up botching it?
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