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    Maybe he meant 'whiskey' and you were just being a genuine cunt.

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    Gin has been taken over by cunts now anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Gin has been taken over by cunts now anyway.
    I'd largely agree with this, but the old school 'Bombay Sapphire/Gordons' drinkers are also horrific cunts.

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    The worst is how it appears in the dating profiles of middle-class bimbos. Interests: gin, tea, cupcakes! Ahhh so quirky!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    The worst is how it appears in the dating profiles of middle-class bimbos. Interests: gin, tea, cupcakes! Ahhh so quirky!!!


    So true.

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    I keep seeing 'gin bars' trailed in shit areas. Isn't every bar a gin bar?

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    We have a couple that are predominantly gin or have a very extensive range. Same with whisky.

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    I've been to a few pubs that sell about 30odd gins but I've never been to a gin bar. It does sound quite horrendous tbf.

    Allison Arms is dece place to get gin, and they are all mostly the same price too.

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    Gin and tonic is great and we should embrace it. It's a great drink in a massive bowl cup with Ice and cucumber.

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    I've been without my second monitor since yesterday morning and will be until a new one arrives tomorrow, it's surprisingly annoying.

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    Cheers Foe.

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    I don't know what that means.

    Back in business now though.

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    Foe set up two televisions of the same make and model then couldn't understand why one remote control operated both.

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    Fucking hell

    It's tempting, the new one is a slightly different model to the other one and it was only Ł170. Bit much to spend simply to service my ocd though.

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    Deffo shouldn't have fucked off the beard. I didn't get one until I was about 22 and now I've remembered why - it is currently at the point where it'll itch like a fucking bastard for about 4 days, and for years when I considered growing it I pussied out at this stage.

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    I either have to keep it short or long (and look like a tramp) cause I get ingrown hairs rather easily.

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    snap

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    i actually had an ingrown hair on my cock, recently...

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    Ł10 on it being a wart.

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    it was a gummi bear

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Foe set up two televisions of the same make and model then couldn't understand why one remote control operated both.
    I missed that bit.

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    Not entirely true though. I realised immediately why it was doing it, but didn't anticipate the issue before hand which was probably the key problem.

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    How did you remedy it in the end?

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    Wouldn't it be as simple as putting your hand in front of the remote control so it only hits on TV?

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    Some kids have damaged a car in the new estate across the road. Seems like they're bothering those more than they are us. We haven't had any issues since last week when I videoed them and the police came round.

    We've been speaking to a few of the residents in the new houses. The kids were filmed damaging the car. A police van came along and took them away, so hopefully that will be the end of that for a while.

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    Murder would be easier.

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    I'm not sure I recognised these. There were 6 of them and no doubt acquiantances of the others though, and hanging around in the same area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScousePig View Post
    Some kids have damaged a car in the new estate across the road. Seems like they're bothering those more than they are us. We haven't had any issues since last week when I videoed them and the police came round.

    We've been speaking to a few of the residents in the new houses. The kids were filmed damaging the car. A police van came along and took them away, so hopefully that will be the end of that for a while.
    Leave them alone for fuck sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Leave them alone for fuck sake.
    You're part of todays problem.

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    We have the same problem in our town. I spoke to a PCSO the other day, he was a proper David Brent type figure.

    I don't take any BS from them. I say to them, listen, I could get you nicked if I wanted. But then I found one of them having a dump! In public! No respect.

    I don't mind a bit of criminal damage and public disorder if it generates that sort of PCSO based comedy.

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    "Stop. You can't do that. I mean, you're doing it so I guess I'll have to wait for you to finish. But I'm writing ALL OF THIS DOWN!"

    Late Shift. Coming home when the sun's down and realising you've got bugger all time to play with before hitting bed.

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    Why does the BBC require its own app to play videos?

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    Corporate control.

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    Big data.

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    Because, judging by iPlayer, their software department is incompetent.

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    Pay a guy episode 295.

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    I think I found Giggles' idea of hell today. In St Andrews there were buses waiting to take students somewhere, the queues of utterly cretinous clowns wearing bow ties, trousers that were too short, just utter wankery. If God decides to send him to hell, it will be there.

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    Creosote on decking? It's ok to step out of the 1940's whenever you're ready.

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    Am I missing something, Disco?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    It's the specks that splash back at you, get it in the eye all the time, blinded and in pain, irritated due to it being such a pointless fucking exercise but hey ho, needs must.
    This isn't reason enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I think I found Giggles' idea of hell today. In St Andrews there were buses waiting to take students somewhere, the queues of utterly cretinous clowns wearing bow ties, trousers that were too short, just utter wankery. If God decides to send him to hell, it will be there.
    Scotland? True dat.

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    What was the alternative other than leave it looking a mess?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Why does the BBC require its own app to play videos?
    Video is banned outside the UK. It's to stop us lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    What was the alternative other than leave it looking a mess?
    These days some kind of oil but I don't know if it would work very well over the top of creosote.

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    Good start today. Opened my spec case for my glasses once I'd got to the airport car park and one of the legs had come off. So I'm basically blind at night as I've got my prescription sunglasses with me. Thank god I opened to look otherwise I'd have been proper blind.

    Also queued for ages at Nero in the airport only to find they are only accepting cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Good start today. Opened my spec case for my glasses once I'd got to the airport car park and one of the legs had come off. So I'm basically blind at night as I've got my prescription sunglasses with me. Thank god I opened to look otherwise I'd have been proper blind.

    Also queued for ages at Nero in the airport only to find they are only accepting cash.
    Anywhere that only accepts cash in this day and age should automatically be closed until they sort themselves out.

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    I'm almost at the stage where I hate you if you don't accept Apple Pay.

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    Too many mongs working in shops for mobile payments to become a proper useful thing. The look of shock on their faces when they think you're trying to rob all their money with your phone.

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    Academic conferences. Might be enough to push me off academia, no way I can stand doing this on a regular basis.

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