Too much fruit = too bad for you. Some fruit is fine. The whole five-a-day thing doesn't mean eat five different fruits.
Just trying to offer a helpful tip, not be a cunt about it.
Too much fruit = too bad for you. Some fruit is fine. The whole five-a-day thing doesn't mean eat five different fruits.
Just trying to offer a helpful tip, not be a cunt about it.
If you're that fat it's more about what you're not eating than what you are. You could eat as normal, but less of it, and the weight would still fly off, so don't feel like you have to choke down oranges.
Quinoa is win (when cooked in my Instant Pot with some stock) and Kale has always been win.
Why don't you just stop eating for a bit maybe Saturn would have one less moon.
Tbf I had three squares of marabou, bowl of coco pops and a bit of double decker cheesecake for my dinner last night so I'm definitely not an example to follow.
Fat cunts who lose a stone and start getting smug about their morning smoothies fit in here quite nicely. I know someone who used to post nothing but pictures of their takeaways and McDonalds on Facebook and is now right in with a 'syn' count whenever anyone else does the same. There's no quicker way to let the air out of that sort of twat's balloon than asking 'what's the target?' any time they post an update on their weight loss.
People who constantly post pictures of food they didn't make on the internet are arseholes in general actually.
Society seems to be fucking obsessed with food in general. It must make up at least 50% of conversations at work.
I think if you've got nothing interesting going on in your life then you're bound to talk about food. Food is good, and most people talk about what's going on in their life. When you work in an office and watch soaps all evening, food is probably the highlight(s) of your day.
What a fucking dire cliché.
Yeah, I'd rather talk about food than most things. Worst water cooler chat went as follows:
Alright, mate?
Alright?
Up to much this weekend?
Going to Colchester.
Ah, that's different. How come? Mates there?
There's an Insanity competition on, so gonna watch that.
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Doing much else whilst you're there?
Not sure.
Cool. Enjoy.
A very boring man, indeed.
Swimming is shit. Bet you just go there to perv on the pensioners.
I don't think I've ever actually seen a conversation taking place 'around the water cooler.'
Yeah surely if someone was at it then you'd wait til they were gone before going over. Unless you're American and crave small talk.
Indeed. People get their water then go back to their desk. Mahow has never worked a day in his life though, so he wouldn't know.
False.
I helped one of my sisters set up a shop (entering all inventory into the till and displays), a couple of days on her market stall (shop was in my Dad's property, they had an argument and she had to leave) and I did some volunteering at a nursery and primary school the other year.
I'm experienced.
That is the least surprising news I've ever read on here.Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Sweet potato obvs like.
The great thing about our office is not only is there no water cooler chat, but the kitchen is so small that only one person can stand in it at a time, never mind start a dreadful conversation about Eastenders.
Public transport. Ugh.
In my last place the water cooler was next to the coffee machine and it was a pretty big floor (150 people) so there was always somebody around. The conversation may not be great, but most of the time its better than pretending to work.
Yeah, we had less people in today so it was so dry and dull. I ended up taking two shits just to get away from my desk for ten minutes.
I asked for decaf and got given caffeinated.
My day is now ruined.
The other morning I asked for coffee and got tea. In fucking Costa Coffee. How hard can it be?
That sounds like the best outcome of having been to Costa if you ask me.
Did you just ask for 'a coffee'?
A Vanilla Bullshit presumably
Had to go to a mandatory careers conference at Uni today, on my only day off.
That fucked me off in itself, however, I went to the back of the auditorium/hall/whatever they call it and picked out a bank of 3 seats for me (they were alone, I didn't want to sit next to anyone).
This female that was in the third year (she was in tutorial group during the first and she probably doesn't remember me) is a condescending twat who thinks she's better than me (I think the same too but still) and talks to me like I'm slow, decided to come over and ask me to move down one so her and her friend could sit there.
I should have told her I was saving it for someone or just told her to go sit at the front but I was spineless ofc.
Wouldn't have minded if it was someone attractive or even someone who I didn't hate.
Mahow. I'm a friend. That is the most pathetic thing anybody has ever posted on this forum.
Fucking hell, this bloke is allowed to teach children?
Might be why I was rejected on the Primary Education degree.
I just wanted to be on my own and she was the worst person who could have come to me wanting to sit there.
There were loads of seats available on the lower level of the auditorium.
Also, I don't 'get' adults but I'm fine with kids. I think there's too much hidden when talking to adults and always try to work out their agenda.
It's a seat...
You're hardly Rosa Parks in this situation.
This has got adult baby fetish written all over it.
In all seriousness, Mahow, have you been checked out for autism?