You're actually right. "He doesn't care" yada yada. It would be easier to have my own reaction to it if you didn't have a meltdown the moment I told you.
You're actually right. "He doesn't care" yada yada. It would be easier to have my own reaction to it if you didn't have a meltdown the moment I told you.
Mum's are wankers because they can be. You've got to tell her she's acting like a dick.
The thing is my mom is actually class, and this sort of thing never happens. She just has an unhealthy attachment to discount goods from REI (and material possessions in general, like many people), and she's less good at dealing with disappointment than I am.
You really think you're something special don't you?
Imagine reading that.
She's probably acting out because you're going away for several months soon.
I dunno whether it's my new headphones triggering it but I've had my ipod quietly playing its battery to death over the weekend.
These videos that are NARRATED or COMMENTATED on by loud noisy stupid fucking Australian cunts that are trying to be funny.
Ozzy Man? The septic Americans are his target audience.Originally Posted by Magic
In our first Britain and Africa seminar today we were given a blank map of Africa and told to fill it in (fun) in groups. I was teamed up with 2 girls (only 1 was hot) and this is what I was working with:
Morocco is there.
Wait, really? I though Morocco was in Spain
...
Do you know which country Johannesburg is in?
South Africa
Are you sure? I've been to South Africa and I could have sworn that it's not there. Yeah, I'm right Johannesburg can't be in South Africa I flew to Cape Town.
Jesus fuck.
Was it those two mongs from Pointless?
The second one was American so at least she has that excuse.
.....
There are only six countries in Africa and three of those are South Africa, North Africa and East Africa. So long as you remember Congo, Egypt and Madagascar you'll be top of the class.
Well, unless Risk has been lying to me?
I'm a twit
There's a lad sitting in a waiting room with me who hasn't turned off the clocks sound on his phone keyboard. He's about 3 clicks away from wearing a chair.
Those are far and away the worst cunts.
He's absolutely flaking out messages or emails or something too. Or writing a novel.
My favourite geographic spastic moment came from when I asked a female uni friend if she knew what the capital of Scotland was.
"Wales?"
She didn't appreciate me laughing in her stupid face.
Where as Mahow probably went along with it all because he was too busy sweating and pushing the spaghetti back into his pockets.
People who own a horse/horses. Boring cunts. Especially when it's a woman. I work with a 35 year old who still lives at home with her mum and dad, has no friends, love life or hope at changing any of that because she chucks all of her money and time at some shit cunt that routinely sends her to hospital with a curb stuck in her face.
All she talks about is her horse. It doesn't matter what is being discussed, she will make it about her horse. She managed to turn Brexit talk on to the subject by bringing animal passports.
She is genuinely the most boring person I have ever met
I don't like horses, or rather I should say I don't like horses within a certain distance. Any less than say 10 feet and you get a much clearer impression of how big they are and how disturbingly large an array of teeth they have in the front end. Plus they're thick as shit which is both a blessing and a curse for something powerful enough to leave you as little more than a greasy smear on the ground if it really wanted to.
Horses are fine, fine animals. Top 5 of all time.
To the first I simply replied 'No, Spain is just above it and would be there'.
To the second I was just silent as she was too hot.
Why does Mahow have spaghetti in his pockets?
I didn't get that reference either but just decided to go with it.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spaghetti-stories
Fucking hell lads do you even have the internet?
I still think my female friend (try to avoid gender stereotypes, but even most of the otherwise intelligent women I've known have never had a clue about even basic geography) asking "what is Scandinavia?" is up there for geographical incompetence.
Never thought I'd see Lewis linking to a meme website.
Boom-Boom thinking Scandinavia was a continent on the old board still makes me smile thinking about. Fucking nutcase he was.
Attitude over the phone. I WILL climb through the phone and break your face.
You definitely won't.
Were you on the old board Manc?
Missed the boat.
Spoon is a cunt.
.....?
Just leave it, Spoon. Towns would knock you out.
Skint people making excuses for their panhandling bullshit. Twice this week I've had some bint come up to me with a "I've lost me bus pass ..." bullshit to try and squeeze some change out of me. The second time prompted a, "What? Again?" which, for some reason, prompted her to trip over herself and scald herself with her Costa Coffee in shock.
Fuck off. I'll extend this to chuggers and energy supplier gimps, which the town is rife with.
I would beat him at Haxball, so I want to know what this is about.
Unexpectedly clicking a click that leads to slow motion gunshots to the face of victims by ISIS.
Baddddd shit.
Call a duel!
The eyeballs!
I'm a twit
My mother volunteered to look after the dickhead four year old tonight (having said she would never do so again), and oh look he's still massively annoying and more than likely gay as well.
"Oh, no. I have to share my mummy!"
Paging Dr Freud!
I phoned Freud.
He told me to tell Lewis to chill, as milk comes out of both breasts.
It's obviously difficult to explain how annoying he is.
Maybe if you draw a picture, she might even pin it on the fridge.
Hold on, he's brought The Lego Movie.
Kids are cuntish and 4 year olds are about top of the cuntish pyramid, so Lewis has is bang on.
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