Yeah pretty much.Originally Posted by Disco
You have to be referred to specialist clinics if you need to be gassed for instance.
Yeah pretty much.
You have to be referred to specialist clinics if you need to be gassed for instance.
Mine were always shit so they were never worth minding. I just go occasionally to stop them hurting.
I would rather go bald than have crappy teeth.
Never had you down as being so vain.
I would look awful as a baldy, so it isn't that. Manky teeth are just the pits.
I'd be kicked out of the country for having good teeth. I'm already skating on thin ice for not having a manky neck beard.
You own a donkey though right?
Since birth.
My teeth are not bad but one pokes out a bit. A friend's father fixed them for me once with braces and I looked even more handsome but then they went bad again. At least it was free or I'd be seething.
Mine are a little discoloured and the middle 4 or 5 on the bottom row are pretty crooked despite having braces. Although the crooked ones are a family trait from my Dad's side.
One of my front central teeth on the top row also has a huge chip (about half the tooth is missing) in it after my older brother pushed my head down onto my Dad's marble floor when I was about 12. To this day he maintains that I head-butted the floor though.
Some fillings but no plaque or disease shit, my dentist always says they're incredibly healthy and strong.
Touchscreens. Having a hard time unlocking my phone because of the stupid screen. Bring back buttons please.
Stop buying phones with shit touchscreens.
There are still models with buttons for the elderly/retarded anyway aren't there? Just buy one of those.
What make/model do you have? Decent phones are absolutely fine for millions of people...
Don't know, some LG. It is ok 95% of the time, but then sometimes it is not. Don't even get me started on those new cars with all functions behind their shitty 'central system' with touch screen. Need five minutes to change the radio station or lower the AC. So much better than dials right?
Touchscreen laptops though, those are game-changers.
Maybe you do.
Engineer?
Indeed.
My Galaxy S7 gets to just shy of 1 million degrees if I try to use it while charging. Lags a lot as well when I type
Strange, a Samsung phone having issues with heating...
My step-dad is a mongol. You can't have an opinion different to him or my mum otherwise they both get very defensive of each other. It leads me to believe their ex-partners were cunts (my father, so confirmed and his ex-wife died so can't confirm).
My mum asked me to download Fortitude and I did, all 44GB of it for Se01, and I said are you sure, it's got pretty dodgy reviews and is supposed to be poor. He piped up with 'Have you seen it? No? Well then'.
Fast forward a few days later and my mum agreed it was a bit strange and my step-dad piped up 'please don't download the 2nd series'.
Set of wankers.
Well? Have you seen it?
No, because the internet told me it was shit.
No? Well then.
The BBC straight up stole my avatar the thieving gits.
Every so often I can't go to my normal barber - he owns his own shop so gets incredibly busy and I've got better things to do than wait hours for him. So I go to a local chain once in a blue moon, always get some randomer cut my hair. They do a good enough job but each of the cunts asks if they want me to do something about my eyebrows! Now I know that Kieron Dyer has nothing on my 'brows but fucking hell, I can't help but feel a bit self conscious when they ask that. I am curious though as to what they plan to do to the fuckers.
Trim them.
Pic?
I was trimming mine the other day with the 0 on my beard trimmer and took a massive lump out of one of them. Was the day of the Christmas party so all my colleagues must be very polite as they never said.
Enlightening.
An actual thing my mum said to me today, 'Shame on you for not getting a British haircut' when I said the Uzbeki's back in Geneva do a good job on it.
Mo?
Uncanny.
People who have a picture of their dog as their FB profile pic. Freaks.
As opposed to having a picture of their family pretending they're happy?
Pretty shite and unnecessary jibe tbh.
Couldn't resist. Sorry.
Everyone in this house has a cold now. Need Jimmy to do a paracetamol run.
My old man went to the same Sainsbury's the next day and bought 96 with no problem. To say I was seething is an understatement.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Allocacoc-P...ct_top?ie=UTF8
Bought one of these, plugged it into the mains and it blew.
Scared the bollocks off me.
Outlet is black but it's working which is good.
I've got a couple of them (green ones) which work fine, I imagine it's the whole configurable plug thing which doesn't look all that secure.
I was once asked if I 'knew how to take them' when I bought a couple of boxes of ibuprofen. 'All at once with a bottle of gin' provoked an interesting response.
"We have Gordon's on sale at the minute."
Gordons? Truly a fate worse than death.
That's how they prevent the suicides.
I don't use adapters any more. I stuck my graders on charge and went outside for a fag, I got back to a room full of smoke.
True story.
Our internet has been bad for the last few weeks.
Today it has been shitting itself for fun. It's been down for longer than functional.
I heard they got some internet out Californee way.
What is strange though is that Utorrent runs fine (whenever I've had it open today) but browsing has been a fucking nightmare.
Edit: Ran a speedtest and it's flying but browsing is like being on dial up again :\
I've left a raincoat in Berkeley today that I was going to take to Europe, and my mom has chimped the fuck out. "I'm so fed up" etc. It's just a raincoat.
It's not the raincoat. It's your attitude.
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