Fatboy Slim is so shit. He'd be incredible if he put together a live show with all his classics, but nah, he just wants to DJ absolute crap.
Fatboy Slim is so shit. He'd be incredible if he put together a live show with all his classics, but nah, he just wants to DJ absolute crap.
Aye, the time and place to see him was probably 1998. Also, the fat woman bottled the work do tonight after making a big deal about buying an imaginary sparkly skirt to show up in. Backed out of it as soon as she could get her money back. Motherfucker.
On the plus side, the place we went to did medium rare spot on. Props.
I saw both of his Brighton beach performances in 2001 and 2002, but, although I was a fan, I was too young to appreciate them properly. I remember the entire town absolutely stinking of piss after the second one though.
And I remember having to do English GCSE coursework on the first one.
People who have their DVR recordings sorted by anything other than name.
Stupidly got into bed and fell asleep about eight o'clock. Woke up about half twelve and now I can't get back to sleep.
Stupidly went out all weekend when I've got a deadline today at 4pm and now I'm stuck trying to keep alert and give a shit.
What do you have to write?
Should Sayyid Qutb be considered 'the father of extremism'?
That sounds like a particularly difficult one to wing off three sources, so good luck.
Sources weren't a problem. Thinking was. Ridiculous rollercoaster of a night, but its actually been quite fun even though my grade will have suffered because of it, I'm sure.
Soo....should he?
Adam Curtis reckons he should, I seem to remember.
If we had to label somebody 'the father of extremism' then it would be him, but ultimately I reckon its mostly because of his stature within the Muslim Brotherhood and eventual martyrdom that really ramped up the idolisation as opposed to his writing alone. What he wrote about wasn't so different that it should completely separate him from the crowd.
People who take mongroids to shows or the cinema. What cultural benefit is that? We all know they have limits, I'm sure they'd be just as...happy(?) watching fucking paint dry. All you are doing is making everyone else in the theatre uncomfortable or annoyed they've paid massive amounts just to hear constant screaming and yelping, and sporadic clapping.
Just leave the wife at home next time.
.....
Fuming, there's a good 3" gap between the top of the tube and the crisps.
I've noticed the wedge thickening on that front for some years. No doubt they'll claim Brexit is to blame.
They're not broken either before some corporate shill leaps to their defence.
Sorry just wretched at those nail clippers on your desk. Vile little snatch.
I'm not sure what you expect from nail clippers dude
In a work environment? I wouldn't expect you to understand.
What are you on about?
Firstly I'm not at work and secondly, what's wrong with nail clippers?
Who's photo is that then?
People can't have a computer at home?
Looked like a work desk.
I often find my work desk has Warhammer dolls on them.
Magic are you on drugs or something?
A place I quite like to eat at in town has decided to forgo the conventional menu and have replaced it with an iPad that they bring you for you to place your order on. They've been doing it for a few months now, I've just been in and I'm not sure the thing has been cleaned since its inception. Covered in sticky fuck knows what. I ordered, and a man had to come up to confirm my order anyway.
What is the point?
Where was it?
In the same vein I've often noticed a bewilderingly large queue out the door of Pandora (turns out they sell horrible bracelet things), it was only after going in there yesterday that I worked out it's not because of too many customers but because they have the worst system for serving people I've ever seen. Even worse than the last time I had to go to an Apple shop, which is quite apt really as they both sell overpriced crap that I don't understand the attraction of.
Christ I fucking hate Instagram.
You STILL can't post content through web. So to post a video to my work channel I have to: Put the video in Dropbox > Download the video to my phone > Find the Menu that saves it to my Camera Roll > Log out of my IG > Log into theirs and then type the whole bloody comment.
So shit.
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The Cullen skink pie was pretty good though.
I don't think I've ever been on an EasyJet flight that didn't have a delay. They're proper cunts, but BA put up their prices as soon as EJ came over.
Not had food in there for a while. Used to go quite a bit when it was la Cheetah. Pretty sure a guy I know is the chef in there.
Pandora is the default generic lady gift for years. Though I don't know why these fools can't just use Amazon.
I would have had the one I 'wanted' been on there.
It was an amazing experience, someone serves you in the queue which arbitrarily ends three feet into the shop (including physically checking stock of what you want) then leads you to someone else at a counter who goes and checks stock again before taking you to the other end of the shop and waiting with you in the queue for the only till in the entire shop. Hardest smalltalk I've ever had to make as I wondered how working somewhere so batshit insane hadn't driven everyone mad.
Came back home to find several crowbar marks in the door and the locks completely fucked. 400 quid and 3 hours later and I find out they weren't able to break in. Got the downstairs flat good though. Merry Christmas.
Just broke a fucking tooth. Great timing. Most of the dentists in town are closed already. Managed to find one that was still open and will see me tomorrow morning. Think they're private though so it's going to cost about £100 at least.
Fuck's sake.
Complaining about spending 100 quid on dentistry... I have to spend more than that per month on my dental premiums.
If you lived in the free world it'd be that just for a checkup. Go start a Be Thankful thread.
Oh fuck off, both of you.
Come back and talk to us once you've had your dental drugs and are a bit nicer.
Little bollix.
TBF my Mum had to have some emergency stuff done while over in the UK only for her to go to her next check-up over here and be asked if she had had any dental work done in Eastern Europe recently. There's a reason everyone makes fun of British teeth.
My teeth are aesthetically terrible but I'm not that arsed about that. Although I have noticed that, as a nation, we're becoming a lot more American with regards to teeth. Loads of people seem to have big, gleaming, artificially white smiles these days. Looks fucking stupid if you ask me.
I just want to be able to enjoy my Christmas dinner properly.
Your Mum must have gone somewhere shit, Phonics.
Also the thing about British teeth is a complete myth
Ours don't recommend unnecessary procedures is how I always understood it, as long as they work I'm not really bothered.
My cousin just spent £12,500 on new teeth.
I'm a twit
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