The little things in life that fuck you off

[Adamski]

There we were having a mutual lol at John being a cunt and you resorted to type. Sickening.

[Spammer]

Yeah Giggles is a bit of an endless downward spiral cunt.

[Giggles]

Yeah Giggles is a bit of an endless downward spiral cunt.

You can only go with what your surroundings dictate.

So what would get me on an upward spiral? Long walks and kiddy fiddling?

[Magic]

This is the e-equivelant of a riot.

[Spammer]

You can only go with what your surroundings dictate.

So what would get me on an upward spiral? Long walks and kiddy fiddling?

Nah you can always make a choice about it. And you don't really have to do anything, to be honest. Although I suspect there's nothing left if the constant, all-encompassing seethe was taken away. Poor Giggles.

[Giggles]

Nah you can always make a choice about it. And you don't really have to do anything, to be honest. Although I suspect there's nothing left if the constant, all-encompassing seethe was taken away. Poor Giggles.

Is the old fake sympathy the only thing anyone here has in their bow? You're all just melding into the one unoriginal cunt.

[Spammer]

Is the old fake sympathy the only thing anyone here has in their bow? You're all just melding into the one unoriginal cunt.

Poor, poor Giggles he just can't stop himself

[Spikey M]

Power went off for two hours too thanks to some workmen ballsing up, only our little stretch of five houses knocked out while people across the street enjoyed lighting and soap operas.

There are third world countries that get less powercuts than the West Midlands. Shambles.

[Giggles]

Poor, poor Giggles he just can't stop himself

Quite.

[Adamski]

Poor, poor Giggles he just can't stop himself

We could change tact and try to see what's the least offensive thing he'll bite at?

[Lewis]

So what would get me on an upward spiral? Long walks and kiddy fiddling?

[Smiffy]

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[Giggles]

Giggles and MJ at present reminds me of....

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BBF!

Ah look, it was all finished until it smelled a little bit of support and back in it wades. Cute.

[Spoonsky]

Smiffy's bulldog is the Franz Ferdinand of TTH. Fucking savage today.

[Spikey M]

Some top notch TTHing in her today, lads.

[mugbull]

Getting excited for 1 euro tequila shot tuesdays only to discover that each "shot" is delivered in one of those tiny cups you use to down cough medicine. Can't have been more than 1/3 of a shot in there. What a joke

[Spoonsky]

How's Berlin?

[mugbull]

Pretty awesome. The music scene is fantastic, the city is vibrant, I just have so many responsibilities and so much work so I spend a large portion of my days jumping from cafe to cafe. my phone knows half the fuckin wifi passwords in the city

Also if youve never heard of or consumed Club Mate, find one asap. God tier energy drink. A staple of German cuisine. Unglaublich

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

You must be surrounded by lunatics. Oh that's right you are.

[Smiffy]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I can't wear my jeans for long days anymore.

They dig in to the underside of my belly far too much when I sit down.

[Magic]

Oh my God you disgusting cunt.

[Smiffy]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh my God you disgusting cunt.

It's partly because I wear my trousers under my MASSIVE belly because my groin is too MASSIVE to put them up any higher.

[igor_balis]

sometimes my arse gets so sweaty i think i've shat myself

[Magic]

After my 43 mile bike ride i took my pants off to go in the shower and they smelt like pilau rice.

[igor_balis]

After my 43 mile bike ride i took my pants off to go in the shower and they smelt like pilau rice.

i am wanking as i read this

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

I didn't have a sniffbate session but i did order an Indian that night. True story.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sometimes I stick my finger against my ass, fart then sniff.

Am I doing it right?

Perineum sniffing is far more rewarding.

[Magic]

Perineum sniffing is far more rewarding.

Is it? Generally it's just salt and vinegar. The arsehole is a whole variety of smelly delight.

[igor_balis]

i once had a hungover wank at my mate's house a few years ago and finished inside my sock from the previous day as the only readily available receptacle. was gonna bin it straight away but forgot about it. my mate woke up a few hours later, rummaged around in the room i'd slept in, then came downstairs wearing the fucking spunky socks, saying 'mate all my socks are in the wash, hope you don't mind me wearing yours'.

only had the heart to tell him the truth the other week.

[Adamski]

Is it? Generally it's just salt and vinegar. The arsehole is a whole variety of smelly delight.

This is so true why is it so vinegary?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

[Smiffy]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I always thought it was called the gooch.

I decided not to use the medical term.

[Magic]

When I shaved my arsehole (Mach 3) middle bit and balls/pubes I noticed a marked reduction in sharpness of smell. Still sweaty but not as much.

I've never done it since.

[Shindig]

Being so sleepy at work you give yourself an erection. I imagine this is why Jimmy's still at work.

[Spikey M]

When I shaved my arsehole (Mach 3) middle bit and balls/pubes I noticed a marked reduction in sharpness of smell. Still sweaty but not as much.

I've never done it since.

I shaved my chest once (lolol bender) and the regrowth was the most itchy, uncomfortable experience of my life. That must have been fucking horrific.

[igor_balis]

Being so sleepy at work you give yourself an erection.

oh shit i thought it was just me

[Dquincy]

I can't wear my jeans for long days anymore.

They dig in to the underside of my belly far too much when I sit down.

Oh my God you disgusting cunt.

[Magic]

I shaved my chest once (lolol bender) and the regrowth was the most itchy, uncomfortable experience of my life. That must have been fucking horrific.

It wasn't too bad. I took pictures of my hole and found out was sucking hairs in making me itch. I thought I had pinworms so binged on carrot juice for 2 weeks. My piss went slightly luminous orange.

[Dquincy]

Post the pics.

[Pen]

First asking Hammer about the gay stuff and now this Quincy. Something you want to get out in the open?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I shaved my chest once (lolol bender) and the regrowth was the most itchy, uncomfortable experience of my life. That must have been fucking horrific.

I did my pubes once, it was the worst thing ever.

[Spikey M]

Yes. Gay porn, clearly.

[Dquincy]

First asking Hammer about the gay stuff and now this Quincy. Something you want to get out in the open?

Leave it out.

ps. fart on your hand and your hand smells like gas.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Leave it out.

ps. fart on your hand and your hand smells like gas.

It smells worse actually.

My friends used to fart on their hands and then waft said hand against other peoples noses. I almost threw up once as one friend produced a proper rotten egg one.

[Spikey M]

It's called a 'cupcake' round here.