The little things in life that fuck you off

[Giggles]

Shit. You know, I didn't even consider that perspective. Maybe Smiff is right after all.

Now that the big J man has taken his hobnail boots and as good as fucked off, Adamski might be all we have anyway.

[wullie]

Bought a massive box of these little bags of Skittles so we wouldn't be caught out by trick or treaters last night. Not one single knock on the door.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Magic]

Google the seven sins of narcissism, Magic. You're way off. The difference between you and I is I know exactly who I am, what I am capable of, what I need to manage etc. I'm more in tune with who I am as an individual than you'll ever be but it's took a lot to get there. I do hope that one day you find the help you're missing because I've dealt with people like you on many occasions and I see where they end up. The worst thing is the help is clearly around for you but because you think you're perfect (in itself a sign of narcissism, pot kettle) you'll continue to blame others for your OWN actions.

It's all very sad but I don't think we need to continue as no one is gaining anything. Next time I'll simplify it with a "fuck you".

It's quite easy to tune in to static noise.

[wullie]

Power went off for two hours too thanks to some workmen ballsing up, only our little stretch of five houses knocked out while people across the street enjoyed lighting and soap operas.

[Giggles]

Bought a massive box of these little bags of Skittles so we wouldn't be caught out by trick or treaters last night. Not one single knock on the door.

Bonus. Skittles for you.

[Magic]

Power went off for two hours too thanks to some workmen ballsing up, only our little stretch of five houses knocked out while people across the street enjoyed lighting and soap operas.

Wrong fred, mate.

[wullie]

Bonus. Skittles for you.

Half of them are those super sour ones which are a little too sour for me, but I'll persevere as God is my witness.

[Giggles]

Half of them are those super sour ones which are a little too sour for me, but I'll persevere as God is my witness.

Skittle vodka

[Giggles]

Perhaps if you focused on your own life instead of others you wouldn't be so reliant on this place and the members within it. I have a life away from here, I work, I travel, I contribute, I study all whilst battling my own inner demons that will never disappear. I would say that's pretty functional but then I don't know, maybe I'm supposed to do as you do and sit in front of a computer screen for 8 hours a day before going home to do the same thing.

I can almost guarantee your home page is TD. You have no meaning without it.

That's actually not very good at all. I hope you're more perceptive in your own group.

Do they all think you're a nurse or is it just you?

[Magic]

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Hey Smiffy thanks for the quote/space/return help, I'd have lost my shit without that.

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Kill yourself.

[Smiffy]

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[Lewis]

I note that Ant signed up a few days ago, so things might liven up if he decides to post.

It might be somebody else, so ask him to verify his IP address.

[Magic]

Wish I still had access to the Staff forum.

[Giggles]

Wish I still had access to the Staff forum.

It's on whatsapp now m8.

[Spammer]

I wanna get in this whatsapp group. I only have SImon's number though and he's gone AWOL.

[Spoonsky]

Skittle vodka

That's an interesting one. Last Halloween we made vodka peach rings, my friends hated them but I thought they were quite good.

[Giggles]

That's an interesting one. Last Halloween we made vodka peach rings, my friends hated them but I thought they were quite good.

Jamie Vardy knows.

[Lewis]

I think it might be the end of shorts season.

[Baz]

I wanna get in this whatsapp group. I only have SImon's number though and he's gone AWOL.

I really don't think there is one. Make one?

[Magic]

I tried Whatsapp and it broke my texting.

Whatsapp.

[Giggles]

I tried Whatsapp and it broke my texting.

Whatsapp.

That can't happen. Hangouts or Facebook Messenger maybe, but Whatsapp has no SMS functionality.

[Magic]

It did sumart mate, couldn't fucking send any texts after I installed it. Was fine after I got rid.

[igor_balis]

I find @Magic so fascinating, what a truly odd little fellow.

10 times more fascinating than Igor stoating around Rugby pretending to be a Poundstretcher version of Oscar Wilde.

You've absolutely been saving up that seethe from:

People say it is difficult to recognise sarcasm when it is written down, but 99% of the time it is just people being dense as fuck, like Adamski just there. No offence, like.

Not that it isn't accurate or deserved, mind.

[Magic]

Fucking hell. Lots of hate on the board right now?

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[igor_balis]

Wdytoe????

[Magic]

Wdytoe????

Could be a shout. There would only be about 7 entries.

[mugbull]

did someone say WDYTOE

[Giggles]

The last WDYOE showed us why we should never do a WDYTOE again.

[igor_balis]

Someone less incompetent than me make the thread.

[Magic]

Igor never gets to make any award related threads again after that best poster shit fest. Corrupt nonsense.

[Disco]

Wdytoe????

I was thinking the same, if no-one does it sooner then I'll do one when I finish for christmas in mid-December. Some admin or other must be able to get a list of posters beyond the ones on the front page.

[Disco]

Igor never gets to make any award related threads again after that best poster shit fest. Corrupt nonsense.

You got your award, what are you complaining about?

[igor_balis]

I was thinking the same, if no-one does it sooner then I'll do one when I finish for christmas in mid-December. Some admin or other must be able to get a list of posters beyond the ones on the front page.

You can sort members by postcount and limit to people who have posted in the last X months. Even I couldn't fuck that up.

[Magic]

We should rip the member list from another forum like RAWK and just add the 7 or so members we've got so if any newbiles read it they'll think we've got loads of members.

[Giggles]

I was thinking the same, if no-one does it sooner then I'll do one when I finish for christmas in mid-December. Some admin or other must be able to get a list of posters beyond the ones on the front page.

Are there any more than what's on the front page any more?

[Disco]

We should rip the member list from another forum like RAWK and just add the 7 or so members we've got so if any newbiles read it they'll think we've got loads of members.

So a list of cunts with 7 more familiar cunts tacked on the end, I'm not sure how that helps us.

[Magic]

So a list of cunts with 7 more familiar cunts tacked on the end, I'm not sure how that helps us.

Fine, I only help those who want help. I am a rock.

[Baz]

Wdytoe????

I was thinking the same, if no-one does it sooner then I'll do one when I finish for christmas in mid-December. Some admin or other must be able to get a list of posters beyond the ones on the front page.

[Disco]

Fine, I only help those who want help. I am a rock.

Thanks Smiff.

[Pepe]

I think it might be the end of shorts season.

28 degrees over here. Supposed to stay in the twenties for at least one more week.

[Adamski]

Now that the big J man has taken his hobnail boots and as good as fucked off, Adamski might be all we have anyway.

Insert joke about Giggles getting involved in Magic/Smiffy when he has the emotional range of a Kleenex. /endjohn

[Adamski]

That's actually not very good at all. I hope you're more perceptive in your own group.

Do they all think you're a nurse or is it just you?

I don't know the context but I can tell by the replies it's a cracker

[Giggles]

Insert joke about Giggles getting involved in Magic/Smiffy when he has the emotional range of a Kleenex. /endjohn

Yep, I was clearly the only one that did.

While weak enough, that's along the right lines at least Johnjr.

[Adamski]

Yep, I was clearly the only one that did.

While weak enough, that's along the right lines at least Johnjr.

That was the intention you melt.

[Giggles]

That was the intention you melt.

Of course it was mini.