The little things in life that fuck you off

[Magic]

So complete and utter ignorance of the entire subject then.

#Breedsnotowners

[Disco]

You should get one, it'll be good company in the bedsit.

[Magic]

If I fancy being mauled to death yes, perhaps that would be a good idea.

[Boydy]

Your wife's new boyfriend will probably have one.

[leedsrevolution]

If I fancy being mauled to death yes, perhaps that would be a good idea.

Well if I lived your life I'd be suicidal so maybe you do fancy it.

[Spammer]

I'm currently jetlagged so basically everything is pissing me off at the moment. Had a great laugh in the Caribbean with a couple of mates but none of my closest mates live in Leeds, so that's annoying me a lot at the moment.

[Adamski]

Well if I lived your life I'd be suicidal so maybe you do fancy it.

For me this would be the toughest thing to read said so far Magic.

I'm currently jetlagged so basically everything is pissing me off at the moment. Had a great laugh in the Caribbean with a couple of mates but none of my closest mates live in Leeds, so that's annoying me a lot at the moment.

Where did you go?

[Spammer]

Where did you go?

Went to the Cayman Islands for 10 days. I've got a mate who lives out there with his wife so me and another mate went out there. Fucking awesome holiday, loved it.

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[Giggles]

Magic is one of the tiny few that makes an effort to keep this place going, so he gets a pass for anything. Stop crying you bunch of bitches.

[Boydy]

Someone made the point that he looks for support here and then acts like a cunt to other people doing the same which is true.

[Magic]

God I'd love for nothing more than to fucking stick it to this bitch and pack my clothes and leave. That's my win right there. Fuck off to Lisbon and cut all ties with everything. I enjoy dealing with things like that. Boom. Hatchet job. Forgotten.

However, short term, easy, painless decisions are high interest debt I really don't need. I'm going to short term pain it out here and try and fix things. No doubt reverting to type will be what happens and if she's serious then fair enough. I wouldn't put up with me.

[Magic]

Someone made the point that he looks for support here and then acts like a cunt to other people doing the same which is true.

That's not true. Remember that time when Smiff's dog died? Oh...

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[Giggles]

Someone made the point that he looks for support here and then acts like a cunt to other people doing the same which is true.

Yeah but who exactly doesn't act like a cunt when he looks for it here himself? That point would only hold water if everyone didn't lol like fuck at him all the time about stuff.

[Magic]

You're clearly reliant on your partner which suggests you've failed as a man. Have some independence instead of being babysat, you might find your own mood improves.

I have no idea what this even means? Thanks for the advice?

[Magic]

Some people lack common decency tbf. He's probably just an unhappy individual due to his home life and as such instead of being proactive and sorting his own life out he appears to prefer taking his own pent up frustrations out on others. It's not entirely his fault that he's a useless father who's wife has grown tired of his shit. It's not his fault his in-laws don't like him because of the amount of shit he's put their daughter through and it's not his fault that he can't get a hold on in his life. Instead he prefers to bury his head in the sand (or a rent a book in his case) and pretend to fix the problems that he himself creates but until he realises that he is the problem, he'll keep attacking anyone and everyone.

It's standard form tbh. Just reading his posts suggests he has some elements of being a sociopath but he'll come unstuck eventually, then he'll be back here bleating about how his life is shit (and let's face it, a few of us have over the years) but the difference seems to be, at least in my mind is that some people are strong willed enough to rip themselves from a life they deem unfitting for their needs, who want more and are prepared to work for it whereas I get the impression MJ just moans at his Mrs who would once back down but even she and others have grown so tired of his shit that they just push it to the back of their minds and put it down to it being who he is. Leopards don't change their spots.

Remind me who deleted their posts and had a cry over a passing lol comment?

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Someone just invented the word psychoiatrist.

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[Spoonsky]

What a sad page.

[Magic]

I was the bigger man and walked away. Then it dawned on me you wouldn't know what men do as you're still a little boy being mothered by his partner. She must be knackered looking after two kids.

I'm unsure what you mean. Why am I being mothered?

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[Magic]

Why not? Any advice is appreciated. That's why I post, to get advice. There is some good stuff beyond the sniping.

[Pepe]

Magic is one of the tiny few that makes an effort to keep this place going, so he gets a pass for anything. Stop crying you bunch of bitches.

True. If it wasn't for Magic this place would already be dead.

Magic.

What a sad page.

Plus one.

[SvN]

I note that Ant signed up a few days ago, so things might liven up if he decides to post.

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's probably still hunting Wullie.

[Magic]

Thanks for the help, Tim.

[Pepe]

Smiff giving life advice is pretty lol.

Mahow, any pick-up lines you recommend?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Smiff giving life advice is pretty lol.

Mahow, any pick-up lines you recommend?

Fancy seeing my webcam this time?

[Pepe]

[Giggles]

Smiff giving life advice is pretty lol.

Mahow, any pick-up lines you recommend?

"I only help...." has to be the most lol statement ever posted here. Well that and the fact that he thinks be hasn't been loopers in 11 years.

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[Adamski]

He's probably still hunting Wullie.

Like that wasn't the real reason you went to Ukraine.

[Magic]

"the fact is if one person gets even a tiny bit from anything I say then that's a good thing"

Refuses to give advice.

I'd say it's less a refusal more a complete misunderstanding of anything more complex than 'I want to kill myself'.

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[Pepe]

Fwiw, I always thought you were good value but seeing you get all wound up by people obviously taking the piss was a bit lol.

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[Adamski]

From my interactions & reading of posts, Smiff has pretty much nailed Magic to a tee there.

[Magic]

Since when did Adamski turn in to a shite version of John?

[Magic]

Read between the lines, there was a lot of advice.

Really? Seemed like a load of self indulgent toss designed to make you feel better. Narcissist.

[Giggles]

From my interactions & reading of posts, Smiff has pretty much nailed Magic to a tee there.

If he was a functional human then more credence could be put in it, but that he's one twitch off serial killer is a big hole in it all.

[Pepe]

So, those queues, eh?

[Disco]

Since when did Adamski turn in to a shite version of John?

Adamski > John.

[Giggles]

Since when did Adamski turn in to a shite version of John?

Since we moved to this board as far as I can remember. Though I can't remember him on the old one so this guise is at least interesting.

[Giggles]

So, those queues, eh?

My biggest hate of all. Cunts of things.

[Magic]

LOOK. LOOK HOW STRONG I AM.

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[Magic]

Adamski > John.

Shit. You know, I didn't even consider that perspective. Maybe Smiff is right after all.

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