Should have done it 18-24 months ago.Originally Posted by Mahow
Should have done it 18-24 months ago.
How do you know she's black?
Little things in life you love: I was at a farm yesterday with a handful of llamas. The vintage Pepe derp faces.
Llamas are pretty awesome. One of the routes I ride once in a while goes through what I guess is a llama farm since there are about thirty of them poncing about. Libby.
Probably your step-mother.
She is poor.
Not any more.
It'd be nice to encounter even one person in London who doesn't think they never have to move when they're in somebody's way.
Some old, dog-walking couple stopped dead in front of me this morning. I had a bag of shopping with me which meant the dozen eggs I was carrying got smashed right off a lamppost.
You must have been walking wierdly close to them for that to happen.
One of them gave me space to pass them and then they changed their minds as I was right behind them.
That's part of the game.
Seething at tourists who don't know about standing on the right of escalators
Do the British flip which side of the escalator is the walking-up side? Because if you walk up it on the right side then it's all fucked.
Walk = left
Stand = right
People who walk on the right upstairs deserve to die.
It seems that everyone in my Uni does it too.
You should walk on the side that the country in question drives on.
Ban the burka.
I once got told to 'Get out of the way' when I was standing reading the Tube map (how else am I meant to read it?), so I told them to fuck off with my best you wot mate face on. I bet they're still in hiding.
The uni lot are terrible at that game. Also, I hate when a queue gets completely ruined by twats.
Your type disgust me.
Racist.
#JusticeForLewis
#JFTBestPosterx6
'Get out of the way' is not an acceptable remark on London transport, even if the person is in the way (i.e. all orientals who have ever travelled by tube). Silence and a forward stare are the only acceptable responses.
Just had the single most racist person I've ever encountered as a taxi driver. Told him where I was going and asked if he needed a postcode for his SatNav, because there are two streets with very similar names nearby and drivers often get confused. The immediate response was 'I know where am going, this skin is white no fucking Paki brown'. He went on to tell me that he wasn't racist until the first 'brown cunts' arrived in Britain, but that he'd now shoot them all.
I waited for my 40p change.
Obviously a very good taxi driver though. Didnt need the sat nav.
What kind of dog was he?
Good stuff, another vicious cunt of a breed off our streets.
MJ
Reeled in and bagged that bass like a pro.
Magic you really are a horrible individual sometimes.
And when he's not he appears, these days, to be pretending to be a snivelling, apologetic bore instead.
The dream combo really. He just needs to start typing in text speak and we've hit the jackpot.
What's gone on here? Which dog?
Smiffy deleted his posts, but he said his dog died and posted a photo.
Super harsh from Magic.
But then again it is just a dog, you can get another one tomorrow.
Perspective isn't really a defence of anything involving Magic. He had a fanny attack on here when his daughter had a sniffle once, or some equally non-dramatic ailment.
Still doesn't change your attachment to them though. I was gutted when my childhood dogs died and they were getting on. Not something surprising but still hard to take.
Smiff
I think that's the funniest New Board post.
Poor dog.
Dogs > Magic.
You're not doing it justice, it was much funnier how it happened. He knew he was replying to MJ anyway so it's his own fault for going balls deep with the reply.
I'm the people's champ.
Dogs are shit.
You silly gay cunt.
SniffI lost my shit when my Hamster died. Poor Missy RIP.
You use this place as an escape and to receive support from people. But when people might be doing the same thing, you jump on any chance for an insult and attack them unprovoked. Don't you feel like a twat?
What? I just don't like child killing staffies.
Your ignorance is showing, mate.
I don't stereotype anything, I'm very open minded. Except when it comes to murderous dogs. They can fucking burn in a pit.
So complete and utter ignorance of the entire subject then.
I find @Magic so fascinating, what a truly odd little fellow.
10 times more fascinating than Igor stoating around Rugby pretending to be a Poundstretcher version of Oscar Wilde.
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