Sorry can I also just say I have two good gay friends who are ex-colleagues.
It's just those utter mincy poofters I can't stand. Is there any need. For fuck's sake.
Sorry can I also just say I have two good gay friends who are ex-colleagues.
It's just those utter mincy poofters I can't stand. Is there any need. For fuck's sake.
Honestly I feel like fucking Alf Garnett thumping about downstairs like a repressed Grizzly alpha. I haven't caused this. Maybe I did a wee bit by coming through to say hi then turning around in disgust.
Just get it over with and give him a kiss.
FYI I'm in the garage.
Scared into the garage.
What if he starts chasing you?
He decided he wanted a bit of privacy with you then? He can't be that flamboyant.Originally Posted by Magic
I'm doing real manly shit. Squatting hard with leather gloves on. The modern equivalent to chopping wood.
Are you sitting in the car with the exhaust pipe through the window?
Good work, I've heard wearing leather and getting sweaty helps keep the gay at bay.
mj sent me a couple of photos from the garage, he's looking really hard and manly
Here's an unpopular opinion: Fuck cancer.
I needed to vent. Carry on.
Fuck it right in the ear.
Isn't that how Michael Douglas got it?
Why is that an unpopular opinion?
Fuck Sarcasm.
I did think that, but discounted due to the very odd use.
Fuck-Cancer is a good name for aids if you think about it. There you go phonics you can have that one for free.
I'll bring it up at the next UN General Assembly, thanks.
You could have discounted sincerity on the same basis.
People say it is difficult to recognise sarcasm when it is written down, but 99% of the time it is just people being dense as fuck, like Adamski just there. No offence, like.
Not really, he's prone to some odd outbursts that you'd think were sarcastic but aren't. See 99% of the jobs thread.
None of his posts in the jobs thread could be misconstrued as sarcasm because they're all so fucking boring.
To be fair, League One was my favourite season, cheap away days, 3pm kick off. Great.
I would like to fully embrace my rugby team going down, but I think at least four of the 'aways' will be in Sharia no-go areas, so forget boozing there.
You don't 'booze' anyway, do you?
Or have you started now since that time you let your friends get you drunk? And unemployment's getting to you.
I would start if I thought it might annoy some Muslims.
I got into a cab on the way home tonight (with a couple of m8s) and the driver, quite unprompted, went off on one.
'I've got a clean taxi, you see, because I'm a white English man and I clean my car. I've always had clean cars. Not like those fucking Pakis. Don't like them. They should make sure all the taxi drivers are English, knaaaamean? I'm fed up with all those Paki cab drivers. I voted for that Brexit, right, and it's about time they chucked them all out, starting with the Paki Muslims. England is for white English people, right? I mean, come on, knaaaaamean.'
You have to hand it to him, really. It was like being on the set of Love Thy Neighbour.
Admittedly, the only time I've felt threatened was in an Asian's taxi. Only time I've ever been demanded to have the money up front and the only time I've left a cab ride early because I've hit the limit of what cash I have on me. Oh, there's that time an Asian refused to serve me because he was waiting at the rank 'open for business' because "NO TIME! NOT FOR JEWS!"
I mean, you've kinda pulled the lottery by getting a white guy on the rank. He's probably bitter he's on that shift to begin with.
Sunday night. Not tired. Dreading going to shitty work tomorrow. So fucking bored of the place. So fucking bored of here in general too. I need to move. It's a pain in the arse trying to find a job before moving and moving without one seems too risky, even though I could probably get by for a couple of months without one. Although I wouldn't really want to have to.
Ugh. I'm just fed up with everything at the minute.
Become an Uber driver
Pack up and leave. You can stay in my spare room for a few months.
Couldn't you return if it all goes tits up? Take a leap.
I accidentally swallowed a strepsil.
I was laying down and coughed :\
My true love's on the Steppe, still
She holds my dreams aloft.
Got an email today from solicitor today.
Apparently it would be highly unlikely that I get less than I was originally set to be given. From what is being said in the rest of the email my Dad's last wife is contesting the decision to give her own daughter a cut of the insurance. If true that's so fucking lol, especially if it results in her share being split between the rest of us.
Taking money out of your own daughter's pocket (and she still lives with her as she moved back in after my Dad died), amazing.
I was sure (as well as most others in my family) that she was trying to cut me out.
I would dearly love to take a hammer to that body coach cunt.
Give his book a try first, you may be won round by all the naughty recipes to bang out.
Pharmacists.
I told them to bin one of my prescription items that they had bagged up for me months ago as I'm on a higher strength.
Today, as I'm still sick and I don't have my anti-depressants my Mum went to go and get them for me. She's come back with the old prescription which I told the pharmacy to get rid off and they were arguing saying that the anti-depressants were done 2 weeks ago (which I never picked up) so I couldn't get anymore of them anyway.
In general, fuck them all for taking so long to do shit and still fucking everything up.
Eye tests are far too intimate.
It doesn't help when the optician is really hot as well.
And then you realise later from her name that she's the younger sister of someone you went to school with.
How long have you spent on her Facebook?
Not that long.
Traveling backwards.
I had an extraordinarily hot Greek (who knew they existed) optician once who wouldn't let me put my own contact lenses in but insisted on doing it herself.
You will just piss it up the wall on camwhore credits / gambling / FIFA packs. So maybe for the best.
Just make sure you get a house before doing that.
You what?
The Greeks are a sexy, sexy people. Well, the women.
Swarthy is the word that comes to mind.
I'll be going to LA in April (plan was to go in December but the delays have shit that up) with a few days in Vegas so gambling is a possibility. As are FIFA packs actually.
Most of it will go on Uni fees this year if I can't get finance due to compelling reasons, with the rest going into a high interest rate bank account.
Done with the cam whores though
You should buy a Thai bride.I'll be going to LA in April (plan was to go in December but the delays have shit that up) with a few days in Vegas so gambling is a possibility. As are FIFA packs actually.
Most of it will go on Uni fees this year if I can't get finance due to compelling reasons, with the rest going into a high interest rate bank account.
Done with the cam whores though
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