What you've just said.
Cumbernauld.
2017 tho.
What you've just said.
Cumbernauld.
2017 tho.
An hour is the maximum drive you can justify for an evening do.
Don't go then. Simple.
Evening invites are basically an insult anyway. Almost a thing of the past.
I've got to find a way out of my cousin's (a cousin I never see/don't care about) wedding in Warsaw. I'd rather stove my own head in than pay £300+ to go and eat dreadful Polish food for four days while two idiots get married.
That's an easy one. Abroad weddings can be gotten out of through cost alone.
Just go Jim. Maybe you can find a new job out there.
Isn't 'Polish food' pretty much just gherkins?
+ purple soup
And potatoes with cabbage and fried pork chops.
Tbf though Polish food has come a long way in the last 5 years or so. They've finally had a new wave spread through them.
I actually had rabbit and ossobucco (the ossobucco was crap though, it was drowned in a sweet tomato sauce with carrots and peppers) at the hotel I was at last time.
Pierogi is also good value, especially if you ask for it fried (fuck boiled), with the best filling being spinach.
They're also starting to do goose around the place which is great and they've got some nice lake fish but stay away from carp.
Oh yeah, I forgot about them nicking all the Queens swans
Just found out someone I've known my whole life hanged himself in prison overnight. He'd been in and out of prison on daft six month sentences pretty much his entire adult life, but this last one was fifteen years and seemingly he couldn't handle it.
Fuck.
That's awful John, sorry to hear.
Bloke from my school hung himself a few years back when he was drunk. I didn't spend much time with him since school but he was always a nice bloke and it shook me up a fair bit.
What did he get 15 years for?
Serious assault and GBH. His girlfriend's ex hit her so he hit him, his head bounced off the ground and he was in a coma for a few days.
.....
Lol what
A man hits a woman and you'd do nothing?
For shame.
How about some basic comprehension before jumping to your own conclusion.
Amazon delivery driver decided to leave a package in the middle of my driveway (had to get out to move it so my car could be parked) during a storm.
Wanker.
Tell them you didn't get it. No one has signed for it so they have no proof.
Probably was food.
Weddings where you don't know any cunt
People in gambling adverts having loads of black mates, but never any Asian.
They're all somewhere else fixing the results.
9 until 7 I'm at uni on Tuesdays now. Fucking shambles.
Preparing you for life in the real world.
I'm doing those same hours at work each Tuesday. Same on Mondays. Then I'm out 9-8 on Wednesdays and Thursdays, standard 9-5 on Fridays and 9-4 on Saturdays.
Get on with it.
I have absolutely no idea what time I'll finish work each day.
Really? What do you do?
One good thing about everything I'm doing is that there's basically 0% chance of going over by more than 10-15 minutes, and we get any overtime back anyway.
I now work 4 days a week. 7 - 5 with a half haur lunch twice and slightly better hours on the other 2 days. Still 37 hours a week. Either that or pay for child care. Fuck that.
Are you still doing the betting stuff Spikey?
Oh nooo i'm so sorry for you Mahow that's a real tragedy