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    How much are we talking?

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    How much is TTH getting?

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    Probably less than other websites.

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    How much is camwhore getting?

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    The difference in quality summed up right there when you see Magic make the same joke as Lewis, 5 minutes later and worse.

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    I thought he was referencing darkweb child porn websites.

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    You know...I really thought I'd returned well there.

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    Maybe next year, Magz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    How much are we talking?
    Touch over £15,000 for me.

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    I can't imagine anything worse than family / pseudo-family squabbles about money.

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    Agreed. Guaranteed family ruiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I can't imagine anything worse than family / pseudo-family squabbles about money.
    It's fucking horrible.

    Hopefully everything will be sorted within the next few months.

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    My nan lived for family arguments, and by spending all her money before she croaked she managed to cause one from beyond the grave.

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    If I was old I'd leave everything to the least liked member of the family so the rest of them would think we had a special secret relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I can't imagine anything worse than family / pseudo-family squabbles about money.
    That + a death.

    I had to give my mum's boyfriend £14k when she died, due to some vaguely legit claim or risk spending a billion quid on solicitors. It's one of these things that is entirely set-up to cause the maximum amount of grief and solely benefit shithouse chancers.

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    My Mum and Dad were both potless. Gutted, losers.

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    My nan has been financially comfortable forever and when my grandfather died she lived in a paid-off £200k house, had about £100k in savings and has a HUGE pension. My granddad left her about another £150k. The solicitor said something like 'yeah, you're entitled to all of it, but almost everyone leaves a bit to the children - maybe give them all £5,000 each or something?', and she just looked confused and said 'no, I won't be doing that'.

    This considering that my mother has basically been in penury for the last 25 years because of having me and my dad training to be a social worker when I was a baby, then going to prison when I was a toddler, and my aunt's financial situation is possibly worse.

    Money makes people strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    That + a death.

    I had to give my mum's boyfriend £14k when she died, due to some vaguely legit claim or risk spending a billion quid on solicitors. It's one of these things that is entirely set-up to cause the maximum amount of grief and solely benefit shithouse chancers.
    It's a solicitors wet dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    My nan has been financially comfortable forever and when my grandfather died she lived in a paid-off £200k house, had about £100k in savings and has a HUGE pension. My granddad left her about another £150k. The solicitor said something like 'yeah, you're entitled to all of it, but almost everyone leaves a bit to the children - maybe give them all £5,000 each or something?', and she just looked confused and said 'no, I won't be doing that'.

    This considering that my mother has basically been in penury for the last 25 years because of having me and my dad training to be a social worker when I was a baby, then going to prison when I was a toddler, and my aunt's financial situation is possibly worse.

    Money makes people strange.
    Your nan's a cunt mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Your nan's a cunt mate.
    I think I was just blinded by the venom in this post.

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    Nah I still love my nan, and I'm sure there's an argument that she earned the money and it is my mum's fault for spazzing up her life or something. Still thought she could have given her a grand or something.

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    Let your entire life be a lesson to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Nah I still love my nan, and I'm sure there's an argument that she earned the money and it is my mum's fault for spazzing up her life or something. Still thought she could have given her a grand or something.
    Let's hope when she dies and goes to hell she showers with molten coins and bathes in notes that turn to acid when they contact human skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Your nan's a cunt mate.
    Her money.

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    Fighting the urge to defend anonymous Nana from you cretins. The shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    My nan has been financially comfortable forever and when my grandfather died she lived in a paid-off £200k house, had about £100k in savings and has a HUGE pension. My granddad left her about another £150k. The solicitor said something like 'yeah, you're entitled to all of it, but almost everyone leaves a bit to the children - maybe give them all £5,000 each or something?', and she just looked confused and said 'no, I won't be doing that'.

    This considering that my mother has basically been in penury for the last 25 years because of having me and my dad training to be a social worker when I was a baby, then going to prison when I was a toddler, and my aunt's financial situation is possibly worse.

    Money makes people strange.
    Wait, what?

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    Badly phrased, my dad rather than my mother. He got 6 months. Probably explains why I'm a bit weird.

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    No, I assumed you meant your dad going to prison. What for?

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    Uh, he used his position as a social worker to defraud vulnerable people of their money to fund his amphetamine addiction. Oops!

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    "So my parents, who couldn't really afford having a kid, thought 'fuck spending money on a box of condoms, the possibility of having a child is way less expensive!!!' and wouldn't ya know, 9 months later.... haha here I am!

    Then my Dad, now with a new found sense of responsibility, decides to take up one of the worst paying professions on the planet!! Hilarious!

    But wait! There's more!! To top it all off, my Mum, the crazy bird she is, fucks off to jail!!! Hah!

    I honestly cannot believe why Nan hasn't left my Mum a pound!"

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    ^ I'm just being a dickhead don't take it seriously.

    Edit: Of course I spend all that time being said dickhead and it wasn't even your mom who went to jail. Fuck my life.

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    I know it's a bit cliche, but I had Igor's dad down as a child molester. At the very least possessing or even taking pictures of children in his care.

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    I wouldn't joke. That's exactly what you're going to be branded once you're in the bedsit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I wouldn't joke. That's exactly what you're going to be branded once you're in the bedsit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Uh, he used his position as a social worker to defraud vulnerable people of their money to fund his amphetamine addiction. Oops!
    Even Adderall that she still didn't help you out? It must have been a bitter pill to swallow.

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    Hotmail/Outlook.

    It's a mess, no idea why anyone uses it.

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    Use Spark.

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    What an excellent page. Well done, board.

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    Some junkie bastard just climbed two floors onto my balcony to try and steal my flat mates mountain bike. Caught him as he got to the ground so he left the bike behind but Jesus Christ. It's day light and I live on the second floor. What the fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Some junkie bastard just climbed two floors onto my balcony to try and steal my flat mates mountain bike. Caught him as he got to the ground so he left the bike behind but Jesus Christ. It's day light and I live on the second floor. What the fuck.
    Pity you didn't get to him a few minutes earlier so he could have 'fell'.

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    Where do you stay Foeb?

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    A pretty studenty area near morrisons on king street.

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    Creepy. I stayed at the premier inn just up the road not so long ago.

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    Are you okay magic? Makes you stop and think some times how close you are to such danger.

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    Ah now. Foe is harmless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Are you okay magic? Makes you stop and think some times how close you are to such danger.
    I feel like Amigo after Morocco.

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    Took me 35 minutes to get to work this morning and I live 2.6km away. Lazy striking bus driving wankers.

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    Just sheer volume with the schools back and the buses all stopped. Every set of lights I must have had to sit through at least 5 greens before getting through. Even on a good morning it takes over 15 minutes.

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