There was a Chinese lass in town today wearing a backpack arse-backwards.
There was a Chinese lass in town today wearing a backpack arse-backwards.
I thought Spoon was part of the Pepe club of being too cool to have a smartphone but actually just being a contrary, obtuse fucking gimp. How does your iPhone6+ look in those sepia filtered photos in The Highlands you cunt.
EDIT: OH WAIT YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU LOST IT. YOU FUCKING LOST IT. No auto upload?
EDIT 2: Well lol the phone wouldn't be in the photos if it was taking them.
EDIT 3: Mormon prolapse.
Originally Posted by Magic
I'm lolling my head off at that. What an amazing post.
We figured we'd read it while pulling our ears out and puffing our cheeks out
Made better by the fact that I found it.
Normal sight whilst traveling to be fair.
Not in fucking Durham it's not.
Handle heavy cutlery. My mum has these denby forks and knives that fall off the fucking plate. Worst if you wedge it under some food to take it to the table and it falls off and catapults a big dollop of eating material on to the floor.
'eating material'
To be fair, we've seen his cooking. Describing it as food would be going too far.
It was in reference to my mother's cooking, actually.
And my cooking is certainly ok.
Didn't you serve peri peri chicken with a hollondaise sauce or some monstrosity like that last time?
Yes and I admitted that was a mistake.
Mistake like the holocaust.
What.
It makes sense. Hollandaise sauce and ham is integral to eggs benedict, hollandaise sauce and salmon for eggs royale and you need hollandaise sauce and peri peri chicken for eggs magic is a fucking spastic.
It wasn't hollandaise sauce you fucking melts.
Embrace it man, fusion cuisine is very now. I once put lettuce and dried basil in a curry after I'd been out drinking for 14 hours, so it could be worse.
What was it then?
Pretty sure the person who knocked at my door before had my tickets for Saturday's match. They've buggered off.
Probably should have answered mate.
... well, yeah. Thanks.
Dabbed a stain on my work trousers with a wet red tissue for a bit of disaster recovery. Walking to work and notice it's dried a two red stains around my crotch. Brilliant.
This 'Olympic Breakfast' shit on BBC in the mornings now. Cover the Olympics, sure, but don't let it take over everything.
Especially when they've 8 dedicated channels for it.
Was potato dauphinoise as a side or something, I'm sure.
That was it yep. Fucking hollandaise.
Still a disgrace.
As an aside, last night I had roasted chicken breast with chilli, lime and ginger sauce with stir fry rice noodles, peppers and katsu sauce. I had to eat them both separately as they didn't go together at all.
That actually does sound like it would go together. Whats the matter with you.
Maz can come to my dinner parties.
I'll be serving prawns on a bed of chocolate with mash potatoes.
Katsu sauce? Do you mean curry?
Well not really, I wouldn't call it a curry as it was purely sauce and was served with noodles.
Isn't Katsu sauce like Japanese or Korean, sort of like a soy-ish, sweet barbecuey sauce?
Katsu is breaded chicken.
Yeah, it's basically the sauce you serve with it.
That it is, you're right. I've even eaten that at Wagamama now that I think about it.
Nontheless, it seems to come with some trademark sauce. Or at least there's something called Katsu sauce:
http://www.kikkomanusa.com/homecooks...=10507&fam=105
No idea if that's really part of the dish though, traditionally, if there's such a thing.
People who don't have out of offices to external messages, and then give a sarcastic comment in their e-mail when you chase them up that they were on holiday. Fucking spastics.
Some companies don't allow it and you can't have one unless it's allowed on the server.
Well fuck them.
Families over here complain that they have to take their children on holiday with them. I always say just leave them at home and they state they cant for human rights reasons. Just had a full 10 minutes of laughing at me because i said why dont you leave you children in a care home. Turns out such a service does not exist.
So just to make things clear, you can leave your old people/parents in a care home. You can leave your cat in a cattery and your dog in a kennel. But you cant leave your child in some childcare hotel while you fly around the world.
Have we just come across a brilliant idea or am i just stupid?
Pretty sure you can't just leave your old dear in a care home for 2 weeks whilst you go to Benidorm. This is why people still view you as third world, Sincy.
There are a whole bunch of problems with that. The first being that parents like to complain about how annoying their kids can be, but in truth often don't want to be away from them for very long in the end. It's a bit like having a job - you complain about it when you have it, but when you don't you realize how boring it is to not have one.
So there's that. But there's also the thing that a dog is, well, a dog, and doesn't compare. An oldie doesn't quite compare either because they are not as vulnerable (I mean if they ARE getting abused for instance, they can usually let you know - in theory at least - whereas a kid may be manipulated not to). But there's also the fact that oldies living in homes usually are there for good, you go visit them now and then, form a relationship with the caretakers, get a feel for the place. It's just like Kindergarden for your kid, where you get to know the people who work there.
But leaving your kids with strangers? Nobody would do that.
Some parents love leaving their kids with hotel creches whilst they go and get pissed. Unreal.
Yeah I have heard about that sort of thing existing in places like Magaluf or Zakynthos or whatever. That is indeed insane.
There isnt an overnight nursery services? You can leave your child with a borderline stranger at nursery between 9am and 5pm. Would it really make a different it was overnight for two weeks straight.
The people who work at a nursery aren't borderline strangers. You meet them every day, talk to them. You have development talks, etc.
Borrowmybaby.com. Let's do it.
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