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    It's fucking hot here and I hate having the windows open due to the killer moths that fly in.

    And talking of animals, my garden is absolutely overrun with woodlice, fucking massive ones at that as well. No idea how they haven't teamed up, kicked my back door in and raided my fridge by now...

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    My mother bought the dog a top quality fan last summer, but he didn't seem to like it, so I've been using that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mahow View Post
    It's better than last night, I couldn't sleep because it was too humid.

    Tonight seems slightly better.
    We have a thermometer in our bedroom (you have to if you have a baby, aparently) and tonight is hotter here. Fuck all breeze either. It's a no from me.

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    Lovely here, nice clear sky and a little breeze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    We have a thermometer in our bedroom (you have to if you have a baby, aparently) and tonight is hotter here. Fuck all breeze either. It's a no from me.
    It's fucking horrible.

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    We had a pollen count high enough to activate my hayfever for the first time in three years. The weather was pleasant enough but I'll take a howling storm over a face on fire any day.

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    95 F in Salt Lake City today. Woof.

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    Was in the mid 90's here today. Reckoning 99 on Sat. FML

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    Read the posts on this page and mistook it for the Weather Thread. 95 degree weather doesn't fuck me off cos I'm not a pussy.

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    The Domino's tracker thing has started telling fucking jokes. I haven't had one in about a year so I've no idea when this started, but it's terrible. So far it's hit me with 'What's ET short for? He's got little legs' and 'Did you hear about the farmer with the magic tractor? It turned into a field.'

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    29 degrees inside the apartment yesterday, even with the AC on.

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    Facebook.

    You know the little friend suggestion things as you scroll down your feed? You know, the ones in the middle of the shitting screen with "add friend" under it? Yeah, at some point I've accidentally (yeah yeah lololol) added my co-workers 12 year old fucking daughter and she's just accepted. Where do I go to sign the register?

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    When the father sees that in his news feed.

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    Mother. But yeah. I have met her a few times so not completely off the wall but ot must come across as creepy beyond belief.

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    As if any of us would believe that was an accident, we all know you are a creepy fuck.

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    He's only put this here so he can point to after he's been arrested and say "it was an accident, look - here's the proof".

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    Dick pic was meant for someone else n'all.

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    "The most incriminating evidence came when the abused was pictured with a sign saying, "Hi TTH!" being shown to camera."

    Y'know what I hate? I had a call come through at work and the guy that was covering that duty shut down any chance to transfer him. Thanks for making me look like a cunt just because "I don't want to give out my extension when I'm only covering." I'm transferring him to you. He's not going to take notes of that and, if he does, you've a transfer button on a phone of your own. Prick.

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    My cousin's four year old is here, and he's still a complete cunt. I spent about two hours trying to explain to him that we don't have any of the kids' channels, but he wasn't getting it, so I just took a vote and me and dog decided to watch something else.

    'Do you like any of these fi...'
    'Avenger Turtles!'
    'Ninja Turtles. Yeah, alri...'
    'No! Avenger Turtles!'

    He watched about twenty minutes of it and just started running around the room. The dog is seething, I'm committed to watching this rubbish film, and he's just pissed himself because my mother was ignoring him.

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    Bit random but I bet that's what @Baz was like as a child?

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    Baz is a gentle soul, unlike this aggressive little psycho bastard.

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    He just sounds like an annoying prick, rather than an aggressive psycho. Chill out. He'll probably amount to far more than you anyway.

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    As if, Lewis has written a fucking book.

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    Not to mention being Huffington Post's star blogger.

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    kids are stupid

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    Well, I've offered to knock him out. I can't do any more than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Bit random but I bet that's what @Baz was like as a child?
    Sounds more like what you'd have been like. Thick, refusing to listen to sense, attention seeking, and socially broken enough to piss himself. Spot on.

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    I had forgotten Lewis' anger towards that child. We usually only get these updates at Christmas gatherings, so this is great.

    Have you quietly threatened him without the mother seeing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Sounds more like what you'd have been like. Thick, refusing to listen to sense, attention seeking, and socially broken enough to piss himself. Spot on.
    You couldn't be more wrong.























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    A helicopter is circling a few streets around here including RIGHT OVER OUR FUCKING HOUSE.

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    Come back when it's landed in your garden.

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    As if our garden could fit a helicopter in it.

    Took him/her about 30 minutes to piss off.

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    Took me an hour to change a light bulb last night. Mostly down to me trying to put the size bulb in and not knowing whether I'd switched the light off (my only clue being when the extractor fan decided to go off) but, man, high ceilings suck.

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    Members who quote themselves to show that they were right about an earlier comment. Swarmy little pricks.

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    Neighbour is having a barbecue but they're using really cheap charcoal briquettes and it fucking stinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Dquincy is a dick.
    E-victory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    E-victory.
    Wind it in Yankee-doodle.

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    Custard.

    No matter how many times i try and make it, it always comes out with lumps. Its something i just cant make correctly.

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    Are you talking about powder shit? Get a tin you freak.

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    The custard powder that comes in the tin. Just add milk it says. There has to be a another missing ingredient like nivea cream to smooth out the bumps

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    Honestly what's the reasoning for not getting a tin/tub?

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    Just buy a tub of ready made custard, they'll be near the cream.

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    Just realized that I left my umbrella in the shopping cart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mahow View Post
    Just buy a tub of ready made custard, they'll be near the cream.
    Ill have to try that. Alpro ready made custard is good, but i havent tried the birds custard versions

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    Vanilla custard.

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    The Tesco Finest stuff with vanilla in is amazing.

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    Alpro custard is phenomenal.

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    I spied this the other day, but I didn't want to risk it when there was some top, top stuff on offer. Maybe next time.

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    Oh my.

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