Experience the world around you. Just...open your eyes man.Originally Posted by Lewis
Experience the world around you. Just...open your eyes man.
Phones are the best way of avoiding people/smalltalk.
Avoiding people/smalltalk is the best way of avoiding people/smalltalk.
There's a frog in my shed. I hate them.
Was getting a lawnmower out and it dropped from underneath it onto the shed floor, then just sat there. Postponed mowing the lawn and went and got the cat and chucked her at it. She has a history of carrying them away and mauling them for about half an hour. This time she sniffed about for a while (including the minging patch of slime where the frog had been under the lawnmower) and then as she straddled over it, it jumped. The cat practically hit the ceiling with fright and then the frog hopped under a different lawnmower. The cat pawed it but it hopped out of reach and now it's still in there while she's lost interest and is sunbathing.
I've mowed the lawn and put the lawnmower back in the slime, but I'm not happy.
I'm a twit
All you seem to do is mow the lawn.
I'm a lady of leisure.
Until the TTH money runs out, at least.
I'm a twit
When I was a kid me and the dickheads down the street caught a load of frogs and newts, and we figured that we could keep them if we made them a home out of an old paddling pool and some pond-like stuff (stones, water, and so on). We were gutted when they vanished overnight. Ungrateful little cunts.
Knowing phonics they are probably nearer the back of his knees, the mosher cunt.
I've come home to find a new lamppost installed pretty much in my hedge. Should be fun tomorrow confronting the ex-prisoners that put it in.
Might be painful seeing your attackers again.
Let's hope they can shed some light on the situation.
Lighten up.
Keep us posted, magic.
It's funny to you lower classes but my hedge matters to me, damnit. How can I cut it correctly if there's a big fucking pole rammed against it? Not acceptable.
Probably not a thing you can do about it so you'll just have to look on the bright side.
Wife though I was overeacting. We'll see what the local council's street lighting faults team think of this. Fault indeed.
if he plans to confront them I hope Magic doesn't get lamped.
Got one of these in the post for you, Magic.
As if you could afford non-standard postage.
Mum paid for it.
Great timing. You'll get another meltdown award when the council tell you to get fucked.
Fine as long as phonics doesn't ban me for three years this time.
I saw a man today whose back hair was merging with his head hair. He also wore wooly fingerless gloves. Fuck that guy.
Mine does that.
If it wasn't for my barber going just under collar height as well as shaving by the side I'd probably look like one of those wolf boys.
It's launched today, so goodbye wallet.
It's funny, I think we were one of the first countries in the world with Chip And PIN and we'll be one of the last to use ApplePay and friends.
Still no sign of Samsung Pay.
Not that we have Android or Apple pay anyway.
There's nothing wrong with chip and pin. There is something wrong with entrusting two companies that simply don't give a fuck.
Contactless is fucking amazing, though I've never used Apple Pay.
Things that are fucking me off at the moment: people sitting at gym equipment without using it. Especially in a smaller gym without loads to go round.
Yeah Contactless is good (my credit card doesn't do it).
Ha, peasant.
I used contactless for the first time yesterday. I assumed I had to activate it somehow and I'd just never got around to it, but apparently not. Paying for stuff literally takes 2 seconds now.
Been using contactless with the card for the last 18 months or so and it's been great since they upped the limit to €30. Can't remember the last time I used cash anyway.
No change going around the house
I assume Applepay is associated with Apple the company and to use it you need one of their shitty phones.
It is. But it's the only one that is any way widespread this side of the Atlantic and will be implemented first most places. Their phones are very un-shitty too.
Perfect, I can happily keep ignoring it then.
Not having a wallet is right up there with not wearing a belt.
I always have a wallet (, it's just a shame the strap broke as it's fucking brilliant) but I don't always use a belt. Most of my trousers fit me correctly.
You manchild.
At the correct height?I always have a wallet (
I don't wear a belt either although with my current 'trousers' I should.
lol at that wallet. Do you have it on a chain?
Speaking of chains, remember those? Fucks me off.
That's what I use. It's great because it's so slim that it doesn't bulk the pocket up at all.
Also a fucking gimp held me up today in the FAST LANE. He was giving me signs so when I HARED it past I gave him the Satan face. He didn't know what hit him, and there's simply no retort.
I was going to buy one of those little hard shell cases that could take a few cards. Seen a really good one once but could never remember the name of them after.
On the subject of emasculating money holding solutions, the wife has one of those phone cases which lets you keep cards in it. That way, when you lose your phone, your bank cards go with it. Happy days.
Last one of those the Mrs had, the chip on the card scratched her screen. Fantastic design.
I was given a phone case that can hold three cards in a little door on the back, and it's without doubt the most ill conceived piece of tat I've ever owned.
I've just got a plain black leather wallet I've had for about 10 years. My problem with most wallets is that they don't seem to have a place to put change.
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