Why's it called contactless payment if you have to tap it?
Why's it called contactless payment if you have to tap it?
I'm a twit
You don't have to, just less likely to fuck up if you do.
Indeed. No need to tap.
Meeting room names. Especially ones that are voted on.
Meeting rooms should all be named with endings of words that start with "IN".Originally Posted by Magic
"Where's today's board meeting?"
"They're in Candescent."
Just encountered the strangest takeaway delivery driver.
I open the door and he just stares at me, after about 5 seconds (I don't know how long it actually was, it seemed like ages) I decided to say 'Takeaway?'. He then responds yes and as he's slowly passing me the bag he says, 'I haven't seen you before, do you live here?'.
I wonder what was going through his mind and I'm kicking myself that I didn't say that I don't live here.
Order another one.
Delivery driver, surely?
Takeaway means you buy yourself, and take it home.
But what is he delivering? A takeaway.
Not having it.
He's delivering a delivery.
He's delivering a meal, but calling it a takeaway is fine.
Top, top pedantry though. Kudos.
I have my own private takeaway driver, so i'm losing touch with reality.
"They're in Side today."
"Right but which room?"
"In Side."
"I'm sorry, I wasn't clear, where is the meeting being held?"
"They're having it in Side."
"Listen you fucking twat.."
Oh, I get it now.
"They are having it in the room called Side."
I mean, why the fuck wouldn't you? Hu, the Korean international is on first.
Who?
We have a driver here who knocks on the door, then turns round and walks right back up the path, closes the gate and stands the other side looking at the door. When you open the door he says "Takeaway, Sir?" and then comes back through the gate and walks up to the house.
Maybe being a delivery driver drives you round the bend.
Spoonsky probably abducted her.
Antiques shows.
They always seem to coincide with Sunday evening boredom/dread as well.
Don't mind them, actually.
Game shows, though...
My mum loves Antiques Roadshow more than I love life. She's well good at guessing the value of stuff, so fair play to her.
How much do you love life?
Weekend telly is just absolute toilet (Antiques Roadshow is one of the highlights). It could be the thought of doing it more than the content, but it's actually depressing to sit there on a Saturday flicking through the crap they put on.
More than he did before he found all the strange Youtube videos.
Boyd probably hates it because he knows all his failure parents are going time leave him are some anarchist magazines and a birth certificate that confirms his cunt cousin is actually his little brother.
As if my parents read anarchist magazines.
I thought you were like Spoon in that your parents were hippy nerds. So it's all a rebellion against rigid parenting? Nice.
I've got the hippy nerd parents, with the extra street cred and edge that comes from my dad actually going to prison for 6 months. It is why I'm so hard and thick-skinned.
Bet it was from not paying his TV license or something.
Stole money to fund his amphetamine addiction.
I wish they were hippy nerds.
Damn, had him nailed down as a nonce.
The absolute shit cafe I'm in in Portobello has a waitress/chef that looks like one of the birds from that Aphsx Twin video.
You'd be me.I wish they were hippy nerds.
I left my wallet at home today so I wound up skipping lunch. Could've scrounged a couple of quid off a colleague but there was stuff around the office to snack on. This is no way to live your life. Remember important shit, kids.
We had some stuff brought in today as there was a meeting with some German blokes going on before lunch. Managed to get some of it brought out to the car at 1 so I didn't have to go to the shop. And that's what fucks me off, not a single fucking one without salad slop on it.
Not that it would prevent you from forgetting shit at home, but I've adopted the wallet-less lifestyle as advertised by this low-quality Seinfeld clip and, before that, I think Lewis:
It really is better.
I've been wallet-less for at least ten years now. I really don't see the point to them.
Also reppin the no wallet crew.
How could you have no wallet?
I haven't bothered with a wallet in about two years now since my last one got stolen.
As soon as this technological third word gets mobile payments up and running then I'm ditching mine too.
The wallet-less lifestyle.
I have a card holder that contains my debit card and driving license. I haven't used a proper wallet in years. Once Android payments is activated, I'll stop carrying it.
Right pocket carries phone, credit card, and drives license if necessary. Left pocket carries keys.
Leave your phone at home, conformist.
I also have a card holder, it's like a mini wallet but still lets me use the 'no cash' out.
Phone in the right hand pocket? Heathens.
Phone + Cigarettes = Left
Keys = Right
Cash = Back Right.
Anyone using back pockets deserves what they get.
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