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    Sort your life out.

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    I just cant do it. They are mad for it over here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Jalfrezi, veggie samosas, and a naan. I've only had a piece of toast today so I'm going to be famished.
    Why veggie samosa and not a meat samosa? Mad man.

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    Because they're better.

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    I'm with Disco strangely enough.

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    Nutters. A meat samosa has peas in it, surely that's enough veg.

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    Seems it worked quite well in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Seems it worked quite well in the end.
    If you're going to troll, do better. You've already been told.

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    He's drawn another 'party line' whinge out of you so as crap as his attempt at trolling was, it was worthwhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    He's drawn another 'party line' whinge out of you so as crap as his attempt at trolling was, it was worthwhile.
    And then there's you, always waiting in the shadows to wade in behind the next tosser. You're a rat bastard but at least you can come up with something original at times. Must try harder though.

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    What is the 'party line', by the way. You reference it all the time but never with any sort of specificity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post


    What is the 'party line', by the way. You reference it all the time but never with any sort of specificity.
    Cunts like you desperately clutching on to one thing and applying it to every situation possible.

    See the difference is that, rightly or wrongly, I'm just posting what I think myself. Most people here do that and (astoundingly for some of you) we all don't think the same thing.
    Then you have the few rotten little weasels that you seem to be at the front of, who's sole purpose is to follow posters about so you can just snipe at what they post.

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    I've been nearly two months without a takeaway. 3rd March the walls come crashing down.

    Had such a bad hangover yesterday that I was very creative with the rules and ordered from an Italian restaurant and picked it up .

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    Vegetable Samosa is far superior you muppets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Vegetable Samosa is far superior you muppets.
    I think that's what most of us said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Cunts like you desperately clutching on to one thing and applying it to every situation possible.

    See the difference is that, rightly or wrongly, I'm just posting what I think myself. Most people here do that and (astoundingly for some of you) we all don't think the same thing.
    Then you have the few rotten little weasels that you seem to be at the front of, who's sole purpose is to follow posters about so you can just snipe at what they post.
    That's not a party line, and I lol at you for a variety of things. If you were capable of paying attention to things you'd have realised that you take more sly digs at me than I take at anyone, and they're always inaccurate.

    Still it's amusing to watch you toiling, so you do you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    That's not a party line, and I lol at you for a variety of things. If you were capable of paying attention to things you'd have realised that you take more sly digs at me than I take at anyone, and they're always inaccurate.

    Still it's amusing to watch you toiling, so you do you.
    There's nothing sly at all. I call you a cunt because you're a cunt.
    Also, we're talking about samosas again now so ram it there sweet cheeks.

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    Only on TTH can a discussion about favourite Indian side dishes resulted in one member calling another a 'rat bastard'.

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    I'm not sure if I'd call it a 'party line', but there's definitely a lazy go to joke about Giggles not liking things.

    And, yes, vegetable samosas are better than meat filled. I usually prefer bhaji to either though.

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    My mum fell out with me yesterday after I branded her new Nigel Slater cook book 'homosexual propaganda'. Precious cow, perhaps she thought it was an indirect attack on her sausage pasta, the recipe was from said cook book.

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    That sausage pasta recipe (with the mustard?) is stonking.

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    It didn't have any reference to the pasta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    That sausage pasta recipe (with the mustard?) is stonking.
    Amen.

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    Rat bastard is a great insult. Real venom to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Rat bastard is a great insult. Real venom to it.
    There are very few I'd reserve it for

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    Hearing about other people's kids. Shut up, I don't care. They always really smart as well. My arse they are.

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    I'm afraid to agree.

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    It's terrible and I've caught myself almost doing it. For me it's really cool to see a little mind working things out and when they manage it your natural reaction is to talk about it.

    You're right though, children and dreams are tedious as hell unless it's your own.

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    It fucks me off how clever my daughter is. She'll be posting on here soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    It fucks me off how clever my daughter is. She'll be posting on here soon.
    Trying to find you but not knowing you're under the new flower bed.

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    A lot of kids are smart, just many tail off when they realise they can be fucking and having a laugh.

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    Fucking? I don't think so. If they are raised properly they only have one sexual partner and that's after marriage.

    *opens Daily Mail in 15 years' time*

    Oh God. OH GOD. WHY DID WE LET HER GO TO MALIA.

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    Today fucked me off but it's also a good story. Was driving my scooter back home, with a couple of guys in front of me, when suddenly they all swerve and there is a guy in the middle of the road. I brake and begin to skid, smacking into him and knocking him over. I headplant the ground and slide a few metres on my head.

    Obviously I get up and ask him what the fuck he is doing, and he tries to claim he did nothing wrong. I at this point shout at him, so he freaks out and calls the police. Police come and tell him that it was his fault and he fucked up at which point he gets scared.

    My trouble in this situation is quite large. I have no license and the scooter isn't registered to me, so only having experience of England I know that this should mean I'm in a lot more trouble than he is. As a result, I am pretty cautious with what I'm saying and had to aim to get the guy to give up before police bothered to check any of my details. In a normal situation I would be able to ask him for a few hundred quid compensation and repair of my bike, but in this I'd be delighted if he just went away.

    Fortunately, he fucked off quite sheepishly, and I'm here with a bit of a headache and what is probably a pretty sprained wrist.

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    Basically, people who cross roads when busy traffic is coming fuck me off.

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    Was this in China or whatever part of Asia you're in?

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    My views have been clouded by my existing hatred for the particular idiot responsible, but I'm pretty sure that loudly swilling every sip of coffee as if it were mouthwash would not be acceptable, whoever the culprit. Probably explains why her breath smells like a festering corpse too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Was this in China or whatever part of Asia you're in?
    Yeah, Taiwan.

    Police just laughed at the guy and told him to go away, fully knowing that I had no license, it turns out. What a country.

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    Only BBC and CNN English channels in this hotel. I'm watching Eurosport skiing ffs.

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    Eurosport is so damn good.

    It's pretty much all I watch when I go to Poland.

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    Du kannst nicht Deutsch sprechen? Das ist nicht zu gut, Kiko, 'Kamerad'.

    It's been 12 years since I did German at school. Obscene.

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    It's okay. I've got second division German football on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie View Post
    Yeah, Taiwan.

    Police just laughed at the guy and told him to go away, fully knowing that I had no license, it turns out. What a country.
    Looking forward to seeing it through grainy CCTV on Liveleak.

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    I hope so, I want to see it too. Just woken up and my wrist is fucking huge. Might actually have to see the doctor.

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    Internet Banking and associated keyfobbery.

    I currently have 2 HSBC Hong Kong keyfobs, 2 HSBC Vietnam keyfobs and a Barclays PINsentry which is about the size of a small house.

    Can we not just use passwords???

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    Internet Banking and associated keyfobbery.

    I currently have 2 HSBC Hong Kong keyfobs, 2 HSBC Vietnam keyfobs and a Barclays PINsentry which is about the size of a small house.

    Can we not just use passwords???
    I was watching the Mrs last night trying to get a card reader to work so she could set up a payee on her internet banking and it kept coming up with errors before telling her the batteries were low and to order a new one (for €5.50). I just get a code texted to me any time I need to do anything like that with my bank. The 6 digit password for everything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I was watching the Mrs last night trying to get a card reader to work so she could set up a payee on her internet banking and it kept coming up with errors before telling her the batteries were low and to order a new one (for €5.50). I just get a code texted to me any time I need to do anything like that with my bank. The 6 digit password for everything else.
    I just tried to transfer money from Hong Kong to the UK. I managed to log onto HSBC HK with a dual-password and the keyfob password - however, my transfer limit was set to 0. To change it I needed to use my keyfob PIN, which is different to my keyfob password. Somehow managed to remember it. Fucking minefield.
    I did learn, however, that you can use others people Barclays PINsentry.

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    Halifax just has passwords.

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    Anything other than a password or mobile phone system would have me moving banks sharpish.

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    Fair play to Barclays - they had this live chat feature which worked instantly and the bloke I spoke to was super useful.

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    I had the HSBC keyfob but they told me to use the app instead which would allow me to create a temporary security code, the app then told me I could just use my password if I want because it's authorised to the phone. My phone broke so on the replacement I couldn't do anything until I called a specific number to change authorisation and I'm now with Halifax

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