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    Guys, my power's going down for 7 hours on Wednesday. Is the all the food in my fridge freezer likely to be done for?

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    Just don't open it and the freezer stuff should be fine, probably best to empty the fridge of as much as possible.

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    Alright. I'm thinking of alternatives for the frozen chips and veg. I'm hoping the fridge at work has a freezer drawer otherwise it's going to my mam and dad's.

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    I just typed out a long post on my phone in the question time thread and got a fucking server error as I submitted it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Guys, my power's going down for 7 hours on Wednesday. Is the all the food in my fridge freezer likely to be done for?
    Don't open the door(s) and you should be fine.

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    Won't be a problem at all, you can leave it way longer than that without it starting to thaw out.

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    Thanks for the advice, lads.

    http://foodsafety.wisc.edu/consumer/...s/poweroff.pdf

    And now I'm scared again. Thanks, internet.

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    No no no. Get rid of it all. Completely defrost your freezer then let it build up again.

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    12 of us going away for new year (6 couples blerrrrghhh!!!) and the house they've picked only has one bathroom and 3 ensuites. F that.

    EDIT: Also this..



    I'm a twit

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    Some cunt neighbour is using some sort of nosiy power tool outside. It's fucking half eight on a sunday evening. Fuck off inside and watch TV you wanker.

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    Then he'll have to get up and use them at eight in the morning.

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    Some fucker has just slapped my car with her door while getting out while I was sitting in mine. I've counted to 10 twice but it's not making it any less likely that I'm going to kick her wong mirror off as soon as she heads into Tesco.

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    Too afraid to say something to her face?

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    He was busy typing that post.

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    I was busy finishing my phone call and wedges. She got called a cunt to her face.

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    I bet you had your windows up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Some fucker has just slapped my car with her door while getting out while I was sitting in mine. I've counted to 10 twice but it's not making it any less likely that I'm going to kick her wong mirror off as soon as she heads into Tesco.
    Hi Henry. Why don't you take her space when she leaves? That'll show her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Hi Henry. Why don't you take her space when she leaves? That'll show her.
    What now? I was in the parking space beside her so didn't require another one.

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    Absolutely knackered today, am working until 7pm and am then off to see Doug Stanhope later. Looking forward to it but think I might be destroyed tomorrow, where i'll be doing another 10 hour day.

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    A ten hour day? Fucking hell, you nutter.

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    I wouldn't mind some 10 hour days, it would make a nice change.

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    When you're conversing with someone via email and you put 'kind regards' and they only put 'regards'. Cunt.

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    Kind regards is for nonces

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    And women

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    The person replying is a woman.

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    I've just spent the past hour and a half on Tesco.com looking up recipes and going around the house checking stuff we need. Also looking for deals etc. I got to my basket, spent over the £60 great, went to confirm my order and SHITE. Forgot to put in the £12 off if you spend over £60 code. So I backed up, put in the code, hit submit and it crashed. Had to close down, so went back and now my basket is empty.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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    Oh NO it's actually went through, that's why its empty.

    EDIT: Oh thank fuck I can retrospectively add it. Panic over.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    The person replying is a woman.
    I usually just put 'Thanks' unless I'm talking to a client, when its 'Kind Regards'

    I know people who go with 'Best', 'Krgds' and annoyingly enough 'KR'

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    A ten hour day? Fucking hell, you nutter.
    Alright there's no need to be a snarky cunt about it. I've had a mate staying last few days and I've had fuck all sleep too, if that's any help in avoiding your stream of sarcastic rubbish that adds fuck all to anything whatsoever.

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    oof!

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    He's fucking done you there, John.

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    edit: Holy FPS Mr. Animated Gif.

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    The fact that single flights tickets are so much more expensive than returns (comparatively).

    Fucking sick.

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    'Krgds'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    Alright there's no need to be a snarky cunt about it. I've had a mate staying last few days and I've had fuck all sleep too, if that's any help in avoiding your stream of sarcastic rubbish that adds fuck all to anything whatsoever.


    It's produced that gloriously precious bit of seethe, so it isn't adding nothing.

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    I'm away for work and they've put me up in a needlessly swish hotel, but it's a bit away from anything else and only serves food in the fully booked restaurant rather than anything at the bar, so I've just had a £22 room service burger and chips.

    I always railed against this sort of expenses wanker and yet here I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    The fact that single flights tickets are so much more expensive than returns (comparatively).

    Fucking sick.
    Why do you need a single?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    I'm away for work and they've put me up in a needlessly swish hotel, but it's a bit away from anything else and only serves food in the fully booked restaurant rather than anything at the bar, so I've just had a £22 room service burger and chips.

    I always railed against this sort of expenses wanker and yet here I am.
    If that's where they put you then what can you do? I normally try not to go overboard myself if I don't need to, but sometimes there's no other option that's not needlessly awkward.

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    Welcome.

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    I think we need a picture of Toby miserably eating the chips of decadence. Get it up on Twitter.

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    It was served on a massive wooden tray and came with one of those metal bowl lids over the plate, just to cement the feeling of "Oh God, I'm such a twat, what have I become".

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    Room service on expenses.

    The novelty soon wears off, but those first couple of times.

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    I used to buy loads of groceries and cook most days. Used to get so many snide remarks from colleagues for not hitting the money limit every day. Some of them cunts were buying pizzas before bed and binning them just to use the money ffs

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    Get a grip Toby you fucking melt. Take as much as you can get away with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Some of them cunts were buying pizzas before bed and binning them just to use the money ffs
    That's fucking perverse. Cold, twelve hour old pizza is shit hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    That's fucking perverse. Cold, twelve hour old pizza is shit hot.
    That too. Cold pizza and a bottle of salad cream

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Get a grip Toby you fucking melt. Take as much as you can get away with.
    It's not the money itself I have issue with, I'd readily claim £20 for a decent meal. Agreeing to spend that on a burger is awful though, and I hate that I am playing a part in allowing them to charge that.

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    I often buy cakes and stuff for dessert for the fam as well as lunch but pay with card so they don't know what I've bought. They don't ask for VAT reciepts but prefer them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    It's not the money itself I have issue with, I'd readily claim £20 for a decent meal. Agreeing to spend that on a burger is awful though, and I hate that I am playing a part in allowing them to charge that.
    Oh right I agree. I never get the allowance, just B&B. I prefer spending the company's money at small businesses.

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