Strawberry is indeed the pinnacle of regular milkshakes, but those ridiculous quadruple fudge sundae with extra chocolate milkshake things you get from places like the one John mentioned are pretty special, as long as you don't have em more than once a year or so.
Jim is being covert about whatever he was up to after this burger.
Banana milkshake is god like you heathen.
Other than the mild depression, social anxiety and lack of confidence?Originally Posted by mokbull
Banana milkshake is the correct shake. The rest suggests you're a bit of a deviant.
Frequent attacks
Calm down dear, it's just a bit of fun.
I'll certainly never have it now my roof is fucked.Frequent attacks
Calm down dear, it's just a bit of fun.
Please don't judge me.
*eats organic eggs on organic bread spread with organic butter and organic tomato sauce*
What's wrong with your roof?
I need a new one.
Get it thatched.
Chocolate is the only option for milkshake. Of course that assumes you are in a place that uses actual chocolate and not chocolate-looking sugar.
I enjoy a mint milkshake.
You've timed that beautifully, Magic. Storm JoJo or whatever the latest one is called will be along soon to take the roof clean off and leave you clear to plonk a new one on.
Mmm. That would look a bit stupid. Semi-detatched.
Fuck off.
Unfortunately it isn't wind damaged it's just the tiles are all porous.
Bought a bottle of strawberry milk for the train there. Just opened it and took a big swig. It's fucking rank. It must be off. Although it's still in date.
Only have a little bit of water left to wash the taste away too.
Ugh.
Thinking something is off because it tastes like shit.
What did you expect to taste, a 90's Dom Perignon? Silly cunt.
You're on a train. Use a tap you pleb.
It doesn't taste like how strawberry milk should.Thinking something is off because it tastes like shit.
What did you expect to taste, a 90's Dom Perignon? Silly cunt.
Drinking tap water on a train is depraved.
What are you doing buying a child's drink anyway you wrong 'un? Were you testing it before you lured some kids in to the train bogs and atomised their bumholes?
A tap? In the toilet? A tap in the toilet of a Northern Irish train? I'd probably catch something off it.
The water I had was enough anyway. I'm just disappointed about the strawberry milk now. I was looking forward to that.
Bet that Swiss cunt's trains taps run the sweet tears of Nazism.
Swiss trains are the shit. They're double decker so you always get a seat. Sick shit.
What sort of children's palate do you have that the idea of being able to tell something is off from the taste of it is so foreign?Thinking something is off because it tastes like shit.
What did you expect to taste, a 90's Dom Perignon? Silly cunt.
Strawberry milk tastes shit at the best of times.
Drink water from a tap on a train? What the fucking hell?
Rather than blaming your family, do you think the constant battle against your inner 'ned' is the real reason for your rage problems?
He said All Bar One was "alright" earlier, the pikey.
Fuck me lads, I'm trying to cut back here.
It has become apparent that the coffee I just drank was not decaff like I asked for. Fucking hell.
When you go on First Dates and don't make the final cut.
I keep forgetting games need signatures when they come in the post. Trawling off to the delivery place in the morning, then.
I'm the same with beer I ordered yesterday. I'm getting it delivered to the office next time as they said anyone can sign.
Sadly that's not an option for me. My best bet is to hope the guy upstairs hears the knock on the door. He won't.
My idiot of a wife has taken my keys to work with her for some fucking reason, which means I can't go and get lunch or go to the post office to collect my parcel.
They always just leave parcels in a 'safe place' for us, even if they are meant to be signed for.
People eating oranges on the train.
What's wrong with that?
Oranges fucking reek and I'm stuck in a box with no windows for the next 15 minutes.
What happened to your fancy double decker trains?
Oranges smell nice.
Air-conditioned and I couldn't be arsed to move.
@Boydy: Oranges smell like rotting flesh with sugar.
Complaining about the smell of fruit is proper strange, mate.
The Lithuanian geezer on my round ends up just trying to shove them through the letter box. The sly fuck.
Test.
No other fruit seems to travel like oranges.
You may have a brain injury if that's how oranges smell to you.
I only know what rotting flesh smells like with lime, ever with sugar.
The smell of orange does travel more than other fruits I reckon, but oranges smell nice so I don't give a shit.
Oranges smell absolutely amazing. Phonics is broken, although we already knew that.
Curious.
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