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    Fat people, old people, people with children and people with backpacks on the bus. Invent a separate bus for them please.

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    Parcel was handed to resident The parcel was delivered to MICHALIS.

    It wasn't...

    I was the only one home at the time, I didn't hear them, no notice was left, it's not in any spots they usually put it either.

    It's probably at a neighbour, although I'm not sure which one and seeing as they are all old or have young kids I don't feel like knocking on doors right now.

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    I'm watching a documentary on George Washington but it's being narrated like a fucking Hollywood blockbuster trailer. The Yanks are so shit at this sort of thing. Wish it was on BBC4 and narrated by David Reynolds or someone equally astonishing.

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    Battery on my beard trimmer ran out whilst I was using it and now I've got a right dodgy looking goatee.

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    Is there a goatee that doesn't look dodgy?

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    No but this one looks especially bad.

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    What's this friend request shite?

    Fuck off Benny, this isn't Facebook.

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    It was an elaborate plan for me to have everyone as a friend except a certain someone, which could onset some forum-based paranoia, you fucking gimp. Should have known you'd have moaned about it though.

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    Was it Scousepig?

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    I thought it was going to be me but sadly not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mahow View Post
    Parcel was handed to resident The parcel was delivered to MICHALIS.

    It wasn't...

    I was the only one home at the time, I didn't hear them, no notice was left, it's not in any spots they usually put it either.

    It's probably at a neighbour, although I'm not sure which one and seeing as they are all old or have young kids I don't feel like knocking on doors right now.
    The fella that had my copy of PES dropped some Iceland junk through the letterbox and then the "Didn't catch you" note. Didn't knock or owt. Scarpered out there quick to grab him. Phil Brown-looking cunt.

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    Could the certain person even see who else you have as 'friends'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    The fella that had my copy of PES dropped some Iceland junk through the letterbox and then the "Didn't catch you" note. Didn't knock or owt. Scarpered out there quick to grab him. Phil Brown-looking cunt.
    It was left with the neighbours and he had also given them my 'Didn't catch you' note.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Could the certain person even see who else you have as 'friends'?
    Yeah they can, it was going to be ScousePig but that's been ruined.

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    Are you two not friends?

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    How did this beef even start anyway?

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    When Benny realised that Scouse was harder than him IIRC.

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    Where's the summer arachnid thread, or whatever gay name it got given?

    Anyway, I've just launched a book at a whopping great big spider and legged it upstairs. Don't even know if I hit it.
    I'm a twit

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    Benny's taken an horrendous beating on this page.


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    One of these days one of the cunts who won't indicate on a roundabout is getting followed and slapped in the neck.

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    Seen someone turning right at a roundabout the other day. Like actually a straight right rather than the third exit.

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    A couple of the people I work with were moaning on Saturday night about sore throats and colds starting. Now I can feel my throat getting scratchy and sore and my nose is starting to run. Fuck's sake.

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    I've had a weird sore throat thing for over a week now, but it only starts at night, gets really bad until morning then fucks off for the entire day. Strange.

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    Benny why aren't we friends on FB? We were great friends circa 2010.

    And Stevie, what about our MSN chats? God damnit. We've all grown apart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    One of these days one of the cunts who won't indicate on a roundabout is getting followed and slapped in the neck.
    I've not seen too much of that since I started driving, but the amount of people who tear around in blanket fog with nothing but their sidelights on (if even that) has amazed me.

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    Roundabouts are 50/50 in claims so watch out, regardless of who is in the right lane. In Scottish law anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Roundabouts are 50/50 in claims so watch out, regardless of who is in the right lane. In Scottish law anyway.
    I just mean the cunts to your left that are just turning left, but force you to stop because they're too lazy to hit the stalk. Maybe it's not as big a thing elsewhere but it's rife here.

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    Not indicating? It's rife everywhere. Also 'not indicating' doesn't equal 100% at fault either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Not indicating? It's rife everywhere. Also 'not indicating' doesn't equal 100% at fault either.
    I know it doesn't, but it's still deserving of a box in the throat and a hammer through the windscreen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Roundabouts are 50/50 in claims so watch out, regardless of who is in the right lane. In Scottish law anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Not indicating? It's rife everywhere. Also 'not indicating' doesn't equal 100% at fault either.
    I doubt that is going to temper Giggles' frustration.

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    This is what Lee is going to become.

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    Going to?

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    Not indicating at roundabouts fucks up the entire flow and as such is worse than not indicating in other situations. The fucking seethe when you're at a busy one and you wait as a car pulls out only to turn left is off the scale.

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    There's nothing better than coming up to what is normally a busy roundabout, but timing it so well that you can just sail right onto it. Agreed about non-indicating, it's seriously bad form.

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    Hitting the apex on the roundabout when it's empty.

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    I've decided that the best way to ease my seething is to stop indicating too.

    Already has two cunts boiling on my way for lunch

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    You're a cunt.

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    I felt bad first time but it was coming naturally by the 2nd.

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    The werewolf game. I don't get how the theme fits the game.

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    Uni deciding to bump the price of the Park and Ride up to £1 from the 20p a day it cost last year.

    Oh and first week lectures/seminars, driving in for 10 minutes of 'this is what will happen this year, now fuck off until next week'. Brilliant.

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    Nearly took some prat out earlier as he cut across a roundabout without indicating. He turned to give me a bit of lip, only to witness a maelstrom of seethe and was quickly on his way.

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    What scenes.

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    I like reading those to see teams referred to as 'we'.

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    Does anyone else do that?

    The threads I've seen seem to largely be Mahow talking to himself, so the 'we' could be something a bit more sinister. Maybe he's seen Samoth talking about 'our girlfriend' and thinks a wonky split personality is the way to get one.

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    Bloody hell that's a strained attempt at a dig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Does anyone else do that?

    The threads I've seen seem to largely be Mahow talking to himself, so the 'we' could be something a bit more sinister. Maybe he's seen Samoth talking about 'our girlfriend' and thinks a wonky split personality is the way to get one.
    I just talk to myself during the late games, not many others stay up until around 5am.

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    I forgot to post it in here yesterday, but forgetting my keys home and needing to spend an extra hour getting them had me properly seething yesterday. There aren't many as annoying things as arriving to your door and realising you left your keys inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post


    No you know how I feel when I log on and see politics shit as the only things posted in.

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