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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I saw a youtube thumbnail for a video titled something along the lines of "the BEST way to solve wordle, PROVEN with MATHS and SCIENCE" and crane was the word in the thumbnail so I've used that the few times I've done it. I got this one in 3.
    It's since been proven that Crane isn't the best although it's still up there.

    They also need to be followed up with the best second word and third etc etc.

    "Salet" produces the best average when using the optimal word each time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    They also need to be followed up with the best second word and third etc etc.
    This is where my enormous brain kicks in. No need for any etcs.

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    It's probably time to stop bothering with it at that stage.

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    A 6 today, I thought I wasn't going to get it.

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    In three.

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    Four.

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    Five.

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    I did it today because of you guys. In three.

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    3. My opener was useless.

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    Get a Wordle thread, losers.
    I'm a twit

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    The words of a man who has lost his streak. Unlucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    The words of a man who has lost his streak. Unlucky.


    I’ve only ever played it 7 times, apparently.

    Played 7
    Win 100%
    Streak 1
    Max streak 3

    1 0
    2 2
    3 0
    4 2
    5 2
    6 1

    It’s boring. Seems impossible to fail.
    I'm a twit

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    I've never played it.

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    You got it first guess twice?

    [X] doubt

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    I got it with my starting word once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I've never played it.


    Bragging about how many tries it took you, as if it wasn't all luck.

    I am still undefeated in both Wordle (which I haven't done in weeks) and Octordle (which I do once in a while). Still think the chances of losing in either must be <5%.

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    Lewis'd only have a strop when the word length cut him off at 'faggo' anyway so it's probably for the best.

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    How does the streak work? I've got 34 games with a 100% win-rate but only a max streak of 8. Is that just missed days ending streaks?

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    Apparently.

    Also I use Brave which like to erase cookies regularly so I always lose my streak (I rarely actually do more than three or four days in a row anyway).

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    I'm sure Giggles will be pleased to know that I lost my current streak.

    OR DID I?!?!?! Maybe I'm lying even now.

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    Same here. Streak ended at 61 - just way too many options one letter different in that one.

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    I had 2 goes at the first letter, but same result.

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    This is where being conservative pays off. Scraped in with a 6.

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    I got today's on the sixth guess having had five cracks at the first letter and hung at least one more possibility left. If I'd got it wrong it would indeed have been a little thing that fucked me off

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    3 tries for me And no greens before I got it.

    Edit: That's a lie, 1 yellow and 1 green.

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    People talking about Worldle.

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    There's an option for you on Ians poll.

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    I'm using the thread correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    There's an option for you on Ians poll.
    A mistyped one, enshrined for all time because I didn't proof read it and I can't edit the poll text now.

    Which I guess means I'm submitting my brain as part of this thread.

    Idiot thing.

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    The only two people with too little self awareness to not post their wordle scores on my FB feed are a really sweet middle aged woman I worked with at the bank in Norwich and this wannabe professional wrestler I know. The former i forgive, and the latter is very on brand - he's always sharing links to his fucking prowrestlingtees page, mate, you've lost a couple of opening matches at a community centre in Nuneaton, nobody is buying your fucking merch.

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    The double negative may be causing confusion but why is not posting their scores indicative of a lack of self awareness? I ask out of paranoia as I don't understand the daily updates from people unless something of note actually occurs in the game.

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    They are posting the scores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    The only two people with too little self awareness to not post their wordle scores on my FB feed are a really sweet middle aged woman I worked with at the bank in Norwich and this wannabe professional wrestler I know. The former i forgive, and the latter is very on brand - he's always sharing links to his fucking prowrestlingtees page, mate, you've lost a couple of opening matches at a community centre in Nuneaton, nobody is buying your fucking merch.
    Is the merch any good?

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    The ticketing and pricing of the rail system. I've set up a spreadsheet to record my daily ticket costs from A to B. After 10 days and all manner of different tickets that achieve A to B, we're still no closer to deciphering the madness.

    I missed my 17:10 return train yesterday. By chance, the pot luck ticket I had purchased on that day meant the return was for that specific train only. Ticket inspector got me to buy a new ticket and said I could get a refund for the old unused one. Trainline now requesting the ticket I used in order to process the refund when the gates swallow the ticket up upon exit

    Throughout the last month, I came across one ticket counter attendant who spent 10 mins consulting her peers to then provide me with innacurate information on what the ticket costs for A to B is - this is understandable given the opaqueness and complexity of the system as covered above.

    And another ticket counter attendant who said I wouldn't be able to get a refund of my unused ticket from trainline as they'd say I could have just got a later train with that same ticket - she was mistaken and Trainline would have happily refunded had I kept my other ticket.

    All in all, I hope my brothers take out a good few more of these cunts and their infrastructure before itgets overhauled by efficient machinery and a long overdue ticketing revolution.

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    I'm a twit

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    Buses seem so much simpler.

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    I don't understand why the rail network can't use the system that TFL uses, touch in touch out. I know people from outside the south east are less cultured and less sophisticated, but even they could surely get their heads around not using paper tickets.

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    All sorts of alarm bells going off in Rollercoaster Towers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I don't understand why the rail network can't use the system that TFL uses, touch in touch out. I know people from outside the south east are less cultured and less sophisticated, but even they could surely get their heads around not using paper tickets.
    Installing that would require investment, which is a novel thing for the national rail network.

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    Is the problem not that it's run by so many different companies?

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    Probably. Nationalise the lot. Don't even pay them off, just seize it.

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    I've gradually come round to nationalisation. Ideally you would just take all government involvement out of it and return to the free-for-all days, but that will never happen, so they might as well just take the full thing over. That is on condition that they return to British Rail, with BRITISH RAIL and a Union Jack version of the double arrow slapped all over everything to make the whoppers seethe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    All sorts of alarm bells going off in Rollercoaster Towers.


    Ticketing is bullshit to be fair.

    The problem is for all the good ideas there were in the BR era (drivers sign it all, trains can be held because they aren't different companies etc) there are also comically bad ones (you can drive a train pissed, if you apply for any vacancy - even if unqualified - you get the day off for the interview). The privatised system has only jacked up driver wages and creamed off a load of coin for the execs, passengers get a shit deal. I used rail a lot pre covid but I wouldn't if I didn't travel for free.

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    I'm on some FB group where bands and other assorted live music things get dep musicians, cus my mate used to use it for gigs and it's always got ridiculous drama.

    Anyway, someone's gone on there offering £199 for something or other, and someone has rightly been like 'uh, mate, you know you do the rounding down to 99 to make it look like less money...when you're selling stuff, not offering money to people ' which gave me a good lol, but some divs have commented like get a life it's only a quid and the dreaded I bet your fun at parties.

    Like, lads, Shirley it's obvious your man isn't actually quibbling about the quid, just calling the bloke posting the advert a spazz. I could well see that happening on the Simpsons, Lisa like "dad, you know you round down to make it look like less money" as homer just stares blankly at her and goes "yes Lisa, daddy is a musician". And then Daz da oasis fan goes get life Lisa lol bet your fun at parties !!
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    Speaking of xx.99, pennies are useless.

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    Years of toothbrush selling has taught me 195.00 is the real pros pricing strategy.

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    Living in a coinless society is pretty bliss. Fuck pennies.

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    Having an appointment for something but having to wait. Currently still sitting in the dentist's waiting room despite my appointment being for 10am.

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    Posted at ten past ten.
    I'm a twit

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    Aye, especially for a dentist. I'm never straight in with those.

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