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Thread: The little things in life that fuck you off

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    Imagine a relationship in which that's not communicated.

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    Imagine one where it would have to be.

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    I would just do what I'd planned to do anyway

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    I destroyed my knee hiking on Saturday and it’s worse today than it was yesterday so I can do fuck all anyway.

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    You went hiking? Get some nice photos for your instagram, did you?

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    You've finally accepted that he does indeed have Instagram, but now you can't accept that he walks?

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    I don’t think he has accepted I have Instagram yet.

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    It just seems out of character for the curmudgeonly image I have in my head.

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    Giggles used to believe (or still believes?) that I was a hipster because I rode a bicycle. My man is making "the most epic beef chilli the other day from dried passillas and anchos with beef that was reared in the field beside me" and also makes his own craft beer and (presumably) posts it all in his Instagram account, but I am the hipster.

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    Buying local (not the chillies) isn’t really hipster. That said, I definitely had you wrong and it wasn’t all to do with the bike.

    Nobody sees my beer outside the homebrew group chat because it’s mostly shite. I never actually post anything on my Instagram.
    Last edited by Giggles; 31-01-2022 at 01:58 PM.

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    It very much is.

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    Hey, don't get me wrong. I would love to try both the chili and the beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    It very much is.
    It’s just supporting the local economy or doing things myself. I probably actually have a lower “carbon footprint” than people who believe in all that bollocks and don’t wash themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Hey, don't get me wrong. I would love to try both the chili and the beer.
    The chilli was exceptional I must say. I had never added the lime to it and it makes some difference. The beer, not so much.

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    "The homebrew chat"

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    Do you not have any groups for moon boots or crystal meth or whatever else it is that you’re into?

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    No. Imagine a cocaine group chat. You’d never be able to keep up with the notifications.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    It’s just supporting the local economy or doing things myself. I probably actually have a lower “carbon footprint” than people who believe in all that bollocks and don’t wash themselves.
    Most hipster behaviour can be said to be 'just...'

    Just saving on razors and being lazy
    Just putting to use the fruit in my garden
    Just saving costs and staying fit
    Just enjoying good music
    Etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Do you not have any groups for moon boots or crystal meth or whatever else it is that you’re into?
    Deserves pos rep

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    Giggles needs a World Tour of windmills.

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    Lighthouses and you’re talking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Deserves pos rep
    Yeah making fun of someone being honest about their lowest moments caused by their drug addiction is the peak of comedy.

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    Explains the moon boots.

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    You’re not really a nice enough sort to other people to be playing the victim over that.

    Anyway you spend most of your time positively glowing about it as far as I’ve seen here so I don’t really get the lowest moment spiel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Yeah making fun of someone being honest about their lowest moments caused by their drug addiction is the peak of comedy.
    Oh come on, this is the tth.

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    The tth half.

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    The third tth half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Lighthouses and you’re talking.
    For some reason my brain grouped them together. They should be lighthouses. With helicopter blades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    You’re not really a nice enough sort to other people to be playing the victim over that.
    Thought me and keeks were closer than that low blow. (blow, get it?)

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    Wife booked us a trip to Amsterdam as a christmas present, all paid up last year before she realised we were getting a puppy. She contacted Hays Travel about moving the holiday before Christmas due to the change in our circumstances but was rebuffed with a 'we are only looking at holidays changing 14 days befofe departure'. I said that was bollocks so she got back on to them and they tried to say we couldn't change it despite saying otherwise on their ads.

    Finally conceded we could but wanted to charge the cost of the holiday again to move the dates. I lolled at that so said we will cancel despite taking a hit, today was the first day it transitioned to losing 70% of the booking price refund from 60% but they took days to come back to us with the changed date prices. Today they said if we want to cancel we lose 90% of the booking price refund I am right in thinking I can report these cunts to someone because it seems like their own terms and conditions are absolute bullshit.

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    If you paid on credit card just unleash them on them/make a chargeback claim or whatever it is called.

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    Just realised my mates leaving do on Thursday is the same night Liverpool play Leicester and Saints play Catalans.

    6:30 start so might have to wolf my curry down and be home for the second halves.
    I'm a twit

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    Wet leg are the shittest band of all time, motherfuck six music and the guardian pushing them so hard.

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    The attitude was amusing when I first heard Chaise Longue but you're hardly gonna listen to an album worth of that shite.

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    I've seen red this morning. Washing machine is fucked and had a repair booked in. Takes about five days to get someone over.

    Nobody showed up but a "Call Completion" pdf showed up in my inbox.

    Work Done: customer said as far as they know there's nothing wrong with machine. only just moved in.
    Looked at the address, it's the wrong fucking flat number.

    Did you not think you might have the wrong place you thick cunt?

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    Trying to charge me £145 again to book another appointment.

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    Sounds like an honorable company.

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    This is turning into a feature for The Sun. "Jobless immigrant demands £145! refund for washing machine in perfect working order".

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    I mean this turns on the roots of the incorrect address. If it's your fault, you certainly should be charged.

    These Flat X, Y Street addresses really seem to cause a lot of undue confusion (largely due to IT systems) with them taking it as Flat Y.

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    I live at number 2A (which has its own street level front door) and delivery men etc are always completely flummoxed by this. Either I get the chicken chow mein meant for other houses, or they get mine.

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    I have no idea where they got the flat number that they tried to attend, it doesn't appear anywhere else in the address. They had it on my account already so they're also spastics for not confirming it with it at any point in the booking process. It doesn't even appear in any of the confirmation emails they sent me before the fact.

    Hotpoint btw.

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    My nextdoor neighbour's been using some sort of power tool every day for about the last two weeks. Apparently they've got builders in next week too. Ffs.

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    They've been kneecapping Someone for 2 weeks?

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    I think they're ripping out their kitchen and also extending it.

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    We're doing that next year. Ask them how much for us.

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    My friend once started seeing the woman in the flat above, and then when he broke it off she would go to work (working night shifts) and leave her dildo buzzing away on the hard floor.

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    I'm all about that type of petty behaviour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    My friend once started seeing the woman in the flat above, and then when he broke it off she would go to work (working night shifts) and leave her dildo buzzing away on the hard floor.
    Jesus, that's just about the worst example of shitting where you eat I've ever heard. Was she fit at least?

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    Not really.

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