It's good.
It's good.
I like to think of Richard Osman spending his days in a very long bathtub shouting out facile teatime TV quiz ideas to his very own Lynne in the next room.
'Richard Osman's Chocolate Jenga!'
'Richard Osman's Trivia Sandpit!'
'Favourite Colour Dartboard with Richard Osman!'
He's annoying but House of Games is quite a good quiz show.
So I went to work today knowing my phone was coming at some point. Even though it was a couple mile away from my house, I figured I'd rather not sit around in case I got a 4pm delivery slot.
I get to work at 10am and immediately have to get a lift back to mine because it's being delivered at 10:30.The phone is pink (peach, if we're generous).
Pink is cool tho
I like House of Games. It always feels very awkward but I like the questions.
I used to work with someone like you, someone completely without anecdotes. He'd turn up in the morning and say shit like "I went into the shop this morning to get some orange Lucozade, but they didn't have any so I've had to get original Lucozade, what's that all about?" before producing a bottle of Lucozade from his pocket and sitting down.Originally Posted by Shindig
So I went to work today knowing my phone was coming at some point. Even though it was a couple mile away from my house, I figured I'd rather not sit around in case I got a 4pm delivery slot.
I get to work at 10am and immediately have to get a lift back to mine because it's being delivered at 10:30.
Mint.
VE Day is not 'the end of the war'.
Get a brain morans.
It's better than people that think D-Day was. Atleast it was an end to a bit of the war.
Hopefully we can roll VJ Day into a more general anti-Asian occasion this year.
Absolutely convinced myself I'd accidentally chucked a full pack of cigarettes away when I was taking the bins out. To the point I walked to the only shop that's open and found out there's been a 9PM curvew this whole lockdown and I just haven't left my house.
So I'm out of fags for the night and start writing this post, and just below the monitor is an unwrapped pack of Lucky Strikes.
WHAT A DRAMATIC POST.
x
Hmm.
That exact post was the first thing I thought of.
Fireworks for anything other than Bonfire Night does my nut in. Do it for every VE day or not at all, dickheads.
the same twats banging pots and pans on my street are currently pissed out of their tree having abandoned social distancing that was adhered to for their street party initially, giggling like school kids after their first Lambrini. They'll be non plussed when the new case rate sky rockets next week.
We'll meet again.
Lob a pumpkin at them.
Fucking brutal. Ruined my night that has.
I should have, were still making a racket at 3am.
I made a video for my quiz round today, I've gone to upload it onto youtube and it's taken about an hour to do 50%, and it's only about 30 minutes long. Plusnet can blow me.
Good round tho, shall share with you lot when it finally finishes.xx
Same housemate who laughs and says shit like "ahah, that's so randomthing it's ready yet, Igor?" after barely brewing it a minute. I said "
REAP WHAT YOU FUCKING SOW, and poured it over her headahh probably give it another couple of minutes".
Hmm...Same housemate who laughs and says shit like "ahah, that's so randomREAP WHAT YOU FUCKING SOW, and poured it over her headahh probably give it another couple of minutes".
okay i have a slightly better anecdote now, my housemate's pal has just driven up from London, and taken my housemate to stay there for a week. good work.
Nah delivery was well worth my time.
That post from John is his greatest ever gift to this forum, however, we must all respect it's power and fear we ever find ourselves on the receiving end of it.
RIP Igor.
igor's post was a perfect example of what this thread is about.
I enjoyed Igor's post.
I also didn't mind Phonics' but then I don't think I'd find anything as dull and pointless as Shindig's posts.
It's funny when applied to Phonics because the reason he posted that non story is that it's definitely the most interesting thing that happened to him that day. It's the same reason Shinners posts those inane tracts about the dieting bird moving two seats closer to the vegan so oh my God what recipes must he listen to now.
I know you and Phonics are always beefing but is anything interesting happening to any of us at the minute?
I've got heartburn from drinking too much lemon and lime diet sprite.
No-one liked my B&Q farting anecdote the other day but it won't deter me from regaling you all with more shit anecdotes.
Not particularly, although at least ten more interesting things happened to me yesterday than thinking I didn't have any cigarettes then realising I actually did have some cigarettes.
The main reason I found it funny is that even under normal circumstances Phonics would have made that same post, only the twist ending would have been that he found the unopened pack after having bought a fresh pack.
Listen, lads, let's not get overly meta now and scare people from posting, I'll glaze over a thousand Shindig posts if I have to to protect this gaff under current circumstances. Just keep calm and call Giggles a cunt.
If history of this place has taught me anything, my posts don't get glazed over. The place just breaks and my post-count gets culled.
Fuck off you swarthy Channel Tunnel nostrilled turbowhopper.
I have a skin tag on my thigh, so I bought one of those wart freezing kits earlier. It didn't have directions for how long to hold it on your thigh, so I went with the full 40 seconds of action that a hand based wart would get. Anyway, it got stuck to my thigh, I had to have a hot shower to get it off and now I have frost bite.
You're welcome.
I’ve tried and failed to put a signed NFL jersey into a DIY frame today. How the fuck they get the fucking tableclothed sized shirt tight and stuck using any variety of tape is beyond me. Second attempt too.
Going to have to take it to a framing shop and provide the frame, shirt and ask them to do it.
Texans traded the fucking guy last month too, which makes it all the more annoying.
I prefer boring anecdote Shindig to following me around and calling me a cunt Shindig, ftr. Whisper it, but I even quite liked the anecdote.
My fave cigarette story was when my dad in a rushed pitstop from delivering parcels came out the shop, popped his stamped letter into his jacket pocket and posted his 20 L&B silver into the letterbox. Plus he didn't post it online, cus it was 1999.
He would find something to demean a person no matter the situation or subject. It's the only joy he gets from here, pretending he's better.
Care to share these 10 'minor things that annoyed you but aren't actually that big a deal' that are far more interesting?
he called some bloke on a rangers forum an absolute fucking CUNT of the highest order for saying some house track was shit or something, for one
I just got in a row with a lad (vernal) because he asked why I was wearing a mask while I was picking up my shopping. That’s the sum total of my excitement to tell for the day.
A cunt is useful, unlike me, you rag head paedo.
He's had a hard life so gets a little levity from it all by demeaning people and positing himself as superior in an unprovable way with zero reprecussion.
I get it, I came to terms with it a while back and just call him a cunt when he's being one. Feels easier.
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