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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Ok boomer.
    That’s an idiotic reply at the best of times, but it’s new levels in this case. How does it even apply to what he said?

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    "FAKE NEWS"

    "There's plenty of research.."

    "I DON'T CARE DOESN'T APPLY TO ME"

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    Exactly.

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    I didn't say FAKE NEWS. This is not redit, so get of your high (for you) horse, nobody gives a shit that you're a doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    nobody gives a shit that you're a doctor.
    As evidenced by the fact you've brought it up out of nowhere

    Going around crying "pseudoscience" at stuff with no evidence or interest in finding out about it is retarded.

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    I didn't "cry" shit. Merely said that it sounded like it. If it is not (and let's not forget the tragic state of affairs of research on the field) then so be it.

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    Yet 'Ok Boomer' is still the most pathetic post here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Yet 'Ok Boomer' is still the most pathetic post here.
    Like clockwork.

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    I still sometimes lol at Mahow claiming he can control his dreams.

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    Back on topic:

    Some VERY IMPORTANT documents are getting delivered today. Since signature is required, I have to be home to get them, but of course those cunts can't give you a time window or anything. "By the end of the day."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I still sometimes lol at Mahow claiming he can control his dreams.
    Maybe he was referring to the Ukraine thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I still sometimes lol at Mahow claiming he can control his dreams.
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30880167

    Again...

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    There is some way between that and living your made-up dream reality like Inception. Why not just dose yourself up and sleep twenty-three hours a day if you can do that?

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    Despite having been physiologically validated for approximately
    four decades, the neurobiology of lucid dreaming is still incompletely
    characterized. Most studies conducted to date have relied on small
    sample sizes, which limits the generalizability of the findings. Not
    surprisingly, the results of such underpowered studies are not consistent:
    almost every EEG study reports changes in spectral power in a
    different frequency band or brain area. Neuroimaging data on lucid
    dreaming is even sparser. Currently, there is only one fMRI study
    contrasting lucid and non-lucid REM sleep and it is a case study.
    Nevertheless, the results of this study converge with MRI studies that
    have evaluated individual differences in lucid dreaming frequency.
    Together, this preliminary evidence suggests that regions of anterior
    prefrontal, parietal and temporal cortex are involved in lucid dreaming.
    The involvement of these brain regions in metacognitive processes
    during the waking state is also in line with these findings.
    You can definitely control your dreams mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    There is some way between that and living your made-up dream reality like Inception. Why not just dose yourself up and sleep twenty-three hours a day if you can do that?
    General anaesthesia isn't sleep, and I think that's the kind of sedation you'd need to stay asleep 23 hours a day. I don't think people who are anaesthetised dream at all but I might be wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    There is some way between that and living your made-up dream reality like Inception. Why not just dose yourself up and sleep twenty-three hours a day if you can do that?
    Apprently that's the goal:

    A primary goal is to develop reliable strategies for making lucid
    dreaming more accessible. As reviewed above, several studies have
    explored methods for non-invasive electrical stimulation of the brain as
    well as pharmacological approaches to lucid dream induction.
    Electrical stimulation of prefrontal brain areas has resulted in
    statistically significant but weak increases of dream “insight” ratings,
    but so far it has not resulted in significant increases in the frequency of
    lucid dreams. Currently it remains too early to tell how effective (if at
    all) electrical stimulation of the frontal cortex, or other brain areas,
    could be for lucid dream induction...

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    Just daydream you sad fucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I still sometimes lol at Mahow claiming he can control his dreams.
    I haven't had a dream for a couple of years now (at least not that I recall the next day) due to anti-depressants, even after I went off them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Just daydream you sad fucks.
    When you’re trying to live through dreams then it’s got to the stage where you’d be safer just jumping off something.

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    The couple next door ordered 3 pizzas. Their lights are on but I've knocked four times and they're not answering. Retarded.

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    Why does free pizza fuck you off?

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    Because I've already put dinner on. 30 minutes later, they take the fucking hint.
    Last edited by Shindig; 31-12-2019 at 08:32 PM.

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    I’m shit at diy. I do however need to change my bathroom ceiling light.

    Bought a new one and of course after unboxing it, realised its fucked. Guess I’ll have to wait until the 2nd to electrocute myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Why does free pizza fuck you off?
    My cousin entered the wrong address once and her pizza was delivered to a neighbour who gladly accepted it.

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    My neighbours have got mine a few times because the twat can’t read numbers.

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    You must live next to an Irishman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    You must live next to an Irishman.
    Pretty sure she’s a woman.

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    Speaking of stupidity, did I set up my O2 account or did the nerd in the shop do it for me when I bought the account? I ask because it appears to have been set up to a non-existant e-mail account beginning with 'lweis', and I would quite like to blame them rather than accept that I messed it up.

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    Normally these things have to be confirmed via an email anyway so if you don’t remember doing it then he did.

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    One of my most feckless and stupid friends visited me in Edinburgh when I briefly lived there. We came back pissed at like 3am, and cus Edinburgh is weird there was only one place on just-eat delivering, and it was £20 minimum. I went straight to bed, refusing to get in on food cus most of the reviews were saying how rank it was, so he just ordered a huge pizza and some chicken and chips for himself. He fell asleep, and the takeaway driver succeeded only in waking up my flatmate who blearily dumped the food next to my mate's carcass on the sofa. The pizza was so nasty that my mate managed about half a slice the next morning before chucking the lot away. And I've seen this cunt eat some nasty stuff.

    Anyway, end up going out the next day. Stagger into the living room at 11am to see this dickhead sleeping next to another fucking 14 inch meat feast and soggy chicken and chips, completely untouched. My flatmate was too concerned for my mate's welfare to be pissed off. "Man, this guy has problems", from the guy who ate lasagna after 5 days sitting on work surface without even any clingfilm on it.

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    I had a similar experience in Ipswich, but it was based on proximity rather than Just Eats failings. I was away training people for my last job and the only shops nearby were a Polish off licence, which shorted me for beer and crisps, and a kebab shop, which provided a Kebab so poor that I don't think anybody working there xhas ever actually eaten one.

    It had a burger bun instead of a pitta / wrap, the meat was fished from a tub, rather than cut from a spit and the only 'salad' was lettuce. He then poured on 'chilli sauce' that was very clearly actually water.

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    I had one of them recently. I never paid any attention to whether there was a spit or not and just ordered and yer man pulls out these 4 perfect rectangles of stuff from a bag in the freezer and proceeds to cook them on the flat plate.

    That said, the taste wasn’t the biggest problem. Twat wrapped it so loose and put so much sauce on it that it collapsed all over me on the first bite and I’d already started back on my journey.

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    Wait, has nobody in here lucid dreamed? Lol at the fake news crowd on that one.

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    I havent had a dream in years. From reading around it appears smoking weed kills them.

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    I haven't had a dream in a long time. See, the life I've had could make a good man bad. So for once in my life let me get what I want, Lord knows it would be the first time.

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    Post-festival is the best time for lucid dreaming, as you basically can drift in and out for 23 hours a day.

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    Where the fuck are my fucking headphones

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    Mine were in my pocket, in the washing machine, if that helps.

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    I’ve lost the ones came with my phone. They were shit AirPod shaped things anyway but I’ve nothing that fits the plug now.

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    'Oooh, what have you got for lunch?'

    It doesn't matter if I'm wearing headphones, reading a book or wealding a machete. There is nothing that can stop these people asking.

    Chilli. It's a chilli. Now fuck off.

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    Is it a nice chilli?

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    Reading a book is an absolutely guaranteed way to get somebody to talk to you about absolutely any old shit.

    Especially as it gets more towards pisshead territory on a train home from Glasgow.

    "S'at a book ye've goat there, aye?"

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    Flying Goose brand squeezy bottle tops, I get that they are probably seen as some sort of USP, but they barely work for sriracha (they don't) and they're just a calamity on the sriracha mayo thing they do. In fact, all twisty nozzle sauce bottles.

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    Thought you were knocking Twist n Squeeze for a second there.
    I'm a twit

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    No, those things are great, although I'm amazed they still make 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I havent had a dream in years. From reading around it appears smoking weed kills them.
    idk fam i have very vivid dreams and a very destructive w eed habit

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    Did anyone's adblock recently stop working on Youtube? As of yesterday every Youtube vid comes with an ad and there's nothing I can do about it. What a cruel world

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Did anyone's adblock recently stop working on Youtube? As of yesterday every Youtube vid comes with an ad and there's nothing I can do about it. What a cruel world
    Which adblocker are you using?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Did anyone's adblock recently stop working on Youtube? As of yesterday every Youtube vid comes with an ad and there's nothing I can do about it. What a cruel world
    Why isn’t everyone using Brave Browser by now?
    I'm a twit

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    I can't believe you even used an affiliate link to recommend a browser.

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