I wouldn't explain myself to a "man" that hasn't had a kebab in 2 years. Sort yourself out Niko, you slag.
Oh, and while we're here; Olives?
Olives in a fucking sandwich? You belong on a register.
I wouldn't explain myself to a "man" that hasn't had a kebab in 2 years. Sort yourself out Niko, you slag.
Oh, and while we're here; Olives?
Olives in a fucking sandwich? You belong on a register.
The perfect Subway is simple.
BMT, Cheese, lettuce (yes, lettuce), Onion (YES, ONION), Gerkins, Jalapenos, peppers, Chipotle and Mayo.
Surely the perfect subway is the meatball marinara which needs no addition?
Subway would always be a last resort for me seeing as most counters in petrol stations will do a proper roll, but if I’m getting one then it’s steak, spicy cheese, tomato, jalapeńo, and chipotle sauce. It’s adequate.
Only ever had three Subways and all times it was bland, tasteless and messy.
For that reason it's a no from me.
Subway is fine, it's never top of the list though. The last time I had it, it was at a Service Station and it was that or Little Chef.
Edit: Google tells me they closed down in 2018. It can't have been that long ago. Must have been another shite Diner.
Last edited by Spikey M; 14-11-2021 at 08:47 AM.
I've only had it once and it was in New York. After being on a subway. On my way to a Cold War submarine. I didn't mind it.
Was it a sub-par outing?
Nah, probably the best day of the trip.
If a Subway is bland and tasteless you need to sort your options out. Put your big boy pants on and get some olives, gherkins and jalapeńos in there.
It’s more that it’s just a bit of a mess of sogginess rather than a lack of flavour.
The man doesn't like lettuce, I think we can just let him have that one lads.
The proper Subway is going to the local deli and getting a better sandwich there.
Especially in New York which has more Deli's than people.
Going back to kebabs.
I just had a pretty filthy one in Warsaw. Mixed lamb and chicken doner with cabbage, gherkins, tomatoes, onions and a mix of chilli and mild sauce.
They put it in a wrap and then toasted it in a George Foreman grill. Pretty sure the outside had butter on it too.
It worked.
In fairness, iceberg lettuce is a bit of a waste of space on a shawarma/kebab. Less room for the meat/tomatoes/onions/parsley/whatevs.
But throwing a kebab out for some lettuce is properly weird.
Last edited by Luca; 15-11-2021 at 01:45 AM.
Iceberg lettuce is a waste on any circumstance.
I properly dislike cumin (lol), but am not going to waste food just because it’s full of it.
That being said, I understand the frustration of anticipating a filthy kebab and then it having something you don’t like in it.
Last edited by Luca; 15-11-2021 at 04:27 AM.
Just whack a load of MSG on it.
If you properly disliked cumin and got something covered in it then eating it would be the waste.
I think my lack of understanding is that there isn't a food that I properly dislike to the point where I'd discard other food because of it.
I really hate beetroot but even if its ruddy evil has infected other things I'll still shovel them down the hatch.
I'm pretty similar. The only food I actually disliked strongly enough was kidney and liver but that's not a common food anyway.
Oysters?
Bit of an odd time for it but sure. Pass over the tobasco.
Fennel/anything with aniseed, beetroot and coffee.
If anything has those flavours I'd lob it. I also hate raisins with a passion but it's easy to pick those out of a tainted dish.
Snails?
Love snails
Love snails, hate racism.
Do you just hate anything that comes with a shell? @Dquincy
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Snails are good, as is fertilised duck egg
I'm with Jimmy regarding food/tastes you don't like. I don't like the taste of celery at all - however, if it's served in a dish - I just mix it up and eat - sod faffing around.
I'll stick with the crisps.
They always look deeply unnappetizing but I do still wonder how they taste.
I know what you mean but 'too much embryo in my egg' will never not be funny to me.
Almost just died. If it weren’t for wrestling I would have. Just bumped my way down 20 stairs. Tripped on the second one and fell the whole way down.
Just parked up having a coffee in a filling station and there’s easily more cunts can’t use a parking space properly than can. Parking right at the door, parking at the pumps and not using them, I just seen a cunt in an A7 park across two handicap spaces. Every one of them should be snipered as they walk out of the shop.
The people with flashy cars that park in the middle of 2 spaces so nobody parks too close always confuse me. I'm not the type to go around keying cars, but If I was I'd start with those cunts every time.