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    Serves you right. Up the workers.

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    I haven't ordered anything so have saved myself the grief of rampant consumerism as well as safely knowing I haven't funded lizardry

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    Sold something on eBay to some nerd in America and need to attach some customs forms to the outside of the box in one of those clear DOCUMENTS INSIDE thingies so ordered some of them last Tuesday and still not turned up. Rang Zoro, where I ordered them from, on Friday who said they would definitely be with me on Monday at the latest. They are not.

    Tempted to just fashion one out of a plastic bag or something just to get this massive box out of the way.

    And eBay have charged me £17 for the pleasure; plus after quoting me £22 for shipping before I made the listing, so I charged £25, and now they've forced me to pay UPS £39. Somehow still in profit but it’s a right ballache so I think I’ll just sell privately on Discord in future.
    I'm a twit

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    Then just went to a shop that sends UPS parcels “oh no no not to America no no” ffs so drove to another one and first thing he does it tear it open after I spent ages taping it. It’s gone though, phew!
    I'm a twit

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    Yes yes body positivity and you shouldn't bully fat people but imo this kinda shit is totally unhealthy and dangerous and needs to fuck off.



    Short of getting an eating disorder, I'm afraid it is inherently healthy to lose weight if you look like that.

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    Some DJ bint here tore Adele asunder earlier in the year for losing weight too. There’s absolutely no way anyone should be allowed to get away with portraying being heavy as healthy.

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    Like i smoke 15 a day, drink far too much and waver between abstinence and problematic use of other stuff but i just take the L which is my fear of an early painful death and suggest people perhaps not do what i do. Plus a little bit of cognitive dissonance to get me through the day.

    Maybe i SHOULD do a social media campaign of cutesy cartoon photos of me smoking rollies, necking cheap red wine and chopping out fat lines of talcum powder and rat poison and accusing everyone else of being h8rs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Some DJ bint here tore Adele asunder earlier in the year for losing weight too. There’s absolutely no way anyone should be allowed to get away with portraying being heavy as healthy.
    Some fat twat at my work did that.

    "Does she know how unhealthy 1000 calories a day is!?"

    Wildly less unhealthy than being obese and the NHS recommend it to people in pre-diabetes.

    "The NHS are rubbish, 3 months my mum has been waiting for..."

    You think you know more about health than the National Health Service?

    "No, I didn't say that but..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Like i smoke 15 a day, drink far too much and waver between abstinence and problematic use of other stuff but i just take the L which is my fear of an early painful death and suggest people perhaps not do what i do. Plus a little bit of cognitive dissonance to get me through the day.

    Maybe i SHOULD do a social media campaign of cutesy cartoon photos of me smoking rollies, necking cheap red wine and chopping out fat lines of talcum powder and rat poison and accusing everyone else of being h8rs.
    This would garner major views, support and a healthy income through merch. Get on it, pronto. The days of these lesbians are numbered with COVID and climate change kinda shitting on their basic arguments.

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    Got you fam.

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    That's far too flattering

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    Has the cunt drawn that? It's too apt to have just been stumbled across

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    Came back to the flat after a couple of weeks at the parents as I left my work stuff here.

    Turned the sky on and as soon as I’ve attempted to change the Channel I’m met with a “no signal” annoyance. Thing seems completely fucked too, so I’ll have to have a good muck about with the cables and just hope it’s not a fucked dish.

    Thankfully I only use it for sport and have realised I can get it live via the app on PS4, just is an arse for recording stuff until I can get it fixed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Has the cunt drawn that? It's too apt to have just been stumbled across
    You’re joking

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    What is it, a famous cartoon?

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    Even if you're not familiar with the cartoon you can see where he's cut lines of text out ffs.

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    The suddenly popular use of "in a minute."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Even if you're not familiar with the cartoon you can see where he's cut lines of text out ffs.
    Fucking hell, so you're telling me Lewis didn't get his graphic tablet out? Christ, stay out of my way, you maggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    The suddenly popular use of "in a minute."
    That's been a common British phrase since before Jesus rocked up.

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    Now in a minute.

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    That's just the Welsh mob I think.

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    Are we just talking "in a minute" as in, "I'll do that in a minute", etc. or are Murica using it in some other way?

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    I've got a Welsh friend who says "I be back now". Grates on me so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Are we just talking "in a minute" as in, "I'll do that in a minute", etc. or are Murica using it in some other way?
    Thinking about it, I've seen a few tweets recently along the lines of "I haven't seen that in a minute!", meaning 'in a long time', which is indeed irritating, so I assume he means that.

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    Ah, yeah. I've heard that like, "It's been a minute" instead of it's been a while. I think Tony Iron Man says it in one of those superhero films you love so much.

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    If the Americans are really doing that then my stance on armed private militias prowling the streets may well have to change.

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    It used to be "in a hot minute" so they've atleast made it a bit less painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Thinking about it, I've seen a few tweets recently along the lines of "I haven't seen that in a minute!", meaning 'in a long time', which is indeed irritating, so I assume he means that.
    Yes, that is what I am talking about.

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    People telling me, things they think I will like.

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    Hard-wired light fittings that don't allow for a bulb to be changed when the cunts stop working. What is the fucking point of these things other than as some sort of electricians' racket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Hard-wired light fittings that don't allow for a bulb to be changed when the cunts stop working. What is the fucking point of these things other than as some sort of electricians' racket?
    Had this exact same problem last week. Didn't even know they were a thing before that. The landlord had to get an electrician out to replace the whole thing. At least the new one has replaceable bulbs.

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    Never heard of such a thing before. So the bulb and fitting are one part?

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    In my case the bulbs were LEDs that seemed to be directly soldered into the fitting.

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    I've also never heard of that, with the exception of Christmas Tree lights. Mental.

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    it always amazes me how we as a #society have just allowed creeping planned obsolescence and rackets like that

    tangentially related, my mum bought a new front door and to get replacement keys you have to go through the manufacturers and they cost £15 each

    at least there aren't dozens of proprietary mobile phone chargers these days

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    In my place (which is a new build) the main room lights I think are like that, but I've been assured that the light bulbs have 20 years of life. I guess we'll find out.

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    Ive bought three pencil rubbers this weekend, and they all rub out filthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Never heard of such a thing before. So the bulb and fitting are one part?
    Yeah. I don't think it's that uncommon, although the more modern version of this thing has it such that the bulb unit unplugs from the housing/mains. Apparently they last 13 years on average. These have never worked I don't think since I moved in and I doubt they were 13 years old when I did.

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    Netflix's "descriptions" for programmes. Stop trying to make it sound mysterious and intriguing and just give me an idea of what the show is actually about.

    It might be worse on the tv app than the website, I'm not sure.


    Got myself so worked up, I posted this in the wrong thread before.

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    Netflix and Chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Netflix's "descriptions" for programmes. Stop trying to make it sound mysterious and intriguing and just give me an idea of what the show is actually about.

    It might be worse on the tv app than the website, I'm not sure.
    I hate them too... every time I scroll past the UK Office and it refers to David Brent as a 'jackass'. Shut the fuck up.

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    People renaming their folders on a shared drive so they're at the top.

    I'm a twit

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    My employers' shambolic level of organisation will be a recurring theme for as long as I work there, I think.

    Basic shit is made complicated for no reason. It's very silly. I don't think I'm missing anything but I can see an easy way of doing things, but the resentment that expressing that will breed just won't be worth it. There's also a chance that I have missed something that makes it the way it is (it's above my paygrade so I just get an impression of it from the outside) so probably best keeping quiet.

    It's just annoying.

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    I just got loads of weird fake emails. Here are the best:








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    Think how overwhelmingly sad it would be if those were genuine.
    I'm a twit

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    People trying to give Mahow money over the internet is the turnaround nobody expected from 2021.

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    I wish my spam was that interesting. Your sold information must've lived a charmed life. I guess that's to be expected when you sign up for camgirls.

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    It's probably all because of the exquisite jackets I've bought throughout my life.

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    'how and Anderson, sitting on a tree...

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    Recipes online. Fuck off with your cunting little story and history, just tell me what the fuck goes in it and when.

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