What the fuck.
What the fuck.
We were told that another faxes are still used is that if you fax a legal document what comes out the other side is still a legal document.
Originally Posted by Lewis
It's because faxes are considered the most secure form of digital technology. There's a quite interesting piece in The Atlantic about it here: https://www.theatlantic.com/technolo...chines/576070/
And I thought I was pulling the piss with the oranges.
*Pith.
I still think the person who decided to print a "target" sign on the inside of a toilet is a genius.
Turning having a piss into a game is what makes work worthwhile. Also lunch. Lunch is good.
That this guy wrote an essay about him being excited to drink a lot of fluids.
holy shit when people come up to your area and just stand there and wait for you to acknowledge them instead of saying "excuse me" or "pardon me" or literally anything
they just walk up and stare.
small caveat: i'm working in a cubicle that looks out into a waiting room so there's reason for people to just be standing there and not an obvious cue for me to do something
Idk where else to put this but
Nurse asks patient who has nose pain: "I'm not trying to be mean but do you pick your nose?"
She says "No."
Wait a minute... do people not pick their nose for real? Doesn't everybody ?
Is it literally only me?!
Do you eat it Bruh?
Why not? No worse than anchovies.
Listen if I'm the only one who enjoys the sensation of removing one of them big ol' boogers out that's fine I'll be the freak show of the group.
Obviously not in public btw
That's half the fun, especially when you've one of those hipster 'people watching' cunts eyeballing you.
Do. You. Eat. It?
Do you prefer crusty ones or slimy ones?
Eating bogies to own the hipsters.
I snorted one up the other morning that was like a big lump of dried silicone. Weird fucking thing, a good 10mm across.
No way you spaz I have SOME self-respect.
As far as the picking the crusty ones are by far the best. I don't really like the slimy ones if i'm fair.
Why not just blow your nose? Fair enough scrape out any stragglers but I wouldn’t call that picking your nose.
I'm a twit
In other examples of 'things we finished a long time ago, but people won't leave alone', traffic lights.
What was wrong with a circular completely visible light and how is that improved by sticking it behind a grate?
The grates are for when there's multiple lights in one set, the grates are directed towards the lane said light influences. Also prevents sunlight from dulling them.
Bought a so-called silent mouse. The button click is noticeably quieter than any mouse I've ever used before, albeit definitely not silent.
The scroll wheel, however, makes a right bloody racket.
I'm a twit
Baz embracing the true intent of this thread.
i've been watching rugby for the past 20 minutes and still can't work out the rules to save my life
I wouldn't worry about it, it's shit.
In very basic terms, you can only pass the ball sideways or behind you (unless you kick it).
Punching is ok, but being rude isn't.
All referees have to be Welsh by law.
See the sideways/backwards/or kick thing I caught but it's all the other bits like.... one they do the "scrum" it just seems as if one guy just rolls the ball under his teammates.
Then the bit where they throw it in and then launch one of their own guys up in the air to catch it... that shit seems entirely pointless to say the least.
I'm not asking for clarification for whatever it's worth it just fucks me off that I can't pick up on the intricacies in a lifetime of the random watching of 20 minutes intervals.
Nobody really understands the rules.
Scrums are very silly these days so the blatant feeding of the ball to your own side is ignored in favour of getting the damn thing done without it falling to bits. So the shoving is a contest but the actual putting in of the ball is not. Yes we know it doesn't make sense but there are idiots making the rules.
Line outs are fine though.
Disco has it right.
I was a fairly late comer to Rugby, I've probably been watching it - only internationals, and not the League shite - for about 10 years now. Yet, I still don't know what's going on half the time. You just have to leave the intricacies to one side and enjoy a load of men smashing each other in the heads. Plus, you get to pretend to be posh. Yah.
I've been to 2 games at Twickenham. There was a Royal at both. A fly over at one. AND a streaker got on the pitch, avoided all the security, and kissed Billy Twelvetrees. Posh.
Solihull posh.
Meanwhile, in league...
You'd never see that tweet from a football club.
The likes of Joey Barton or Lee Cattermole would have set it on fire for a laugh.
Rugby is probably the sport where if you watch games from about 1990 it looks like a completely different sport to what's played now. Contested scrums, no lifting at lineouts, players who are under 17 stone able to compete at international level, and so on.
Everyone must be on roids, realistically.
They're all doped up 100%.
Outside of non-sports like Darts and Snooker, I doubt there's a single Sportsman left that isn't a human pin cushion that rattles when they walk.
I was really confused when everyone went dead silent for the conversion attempt and the banners around the stadium read out "RESPECT THE KICKER" like I was watching golf.
Minutes later man had a 3 inch gash on his forehead in a scene reminiscent of Stone Cold v Bret Hart.
Bruh, we had someone copyright - or attempt to - the way they held their hands in the run up to kick a while back. It's serious business.
You know I was sorta getting that feeling about them being fairly serious cause one guy (may have been the same lad since it was England, mind) was doing this weirdo bounce thing before kicking it... like I know Cristiano does that big breath thing before freekicks so I don't reckon that's too far off but still I had a sensible chuckle at the whole debacle.
Overly officious moderation of facebook pages. A list of like 20 rules and being made to answer a few questions before being approved to join a page dedicated to funny bad wedding photos is unnecessary.
Why is the new version of MS Paint (or Paint 3D as they call it) so unrelentingly shite? We're not all latte-sipping graphic designers (and as if they would use Paint anyway), for most of the world it's an in-out-bosh piece of functionality. It now takes me an hour to get screenshots through it.
Use snip instead. Shift + Windows + s, I think.
Snipping tool changed my life.
Snipping tool is the best, though I didn't know about that shortcut.
Mind blown.
Pos rep for that isn't enough, so I've arranged for a thousand solid gold pianos to be dispatched to Ballymena.
Good to hear, else he might have knocked me out of the Top 10.
I'm a twit
At a glance I think I must be the only winner of my tournament group to not also have the most rep of the people in my group.
And Giggles is ahead of me by a mile on that front.
Probably because of all the negs you got for trying to defend your voice in the last WDYTOE.
I'm a twit
Snipping tool was a life changer back in the day. I only recently learned about the shortcut Boydy posted. I had set one up manually to open shipping tool with ctrl alt S.
Still haven’t been able to retrain myself.
Literally the only negative rep I have is from you.
That's because only I use rep.
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