Mon ya nonces.
Some lad in the pub offered me tickets and hour ago. Should have went and lolled the fuck out of Ireland.
It's still Scotland, they've got the whole second half to throw this away.
Inverdale just used the word 'product' to describe the first half.
I know fuck all about rugby, are Ireland shit or Scotland good? Ireland always seem to be passing to a lad that's standing still instead of running.
Scotland have turned into a very respectable team over the last couple of years.
Ireland have chucked this away in the last ten minutes, so many stupid errors.
Where were Ireland expected to finish?
I heard them talked about as favourites.
I'd have had them 2nd or 3rd. I still don't think we'll win in Dublin either.
Scottish Grand Slam it is then. Been a while.
This Australian ref is absolutely atrocious.
Exactly what I came in to post.
We've been so bad in this game. Wilfully awful decision-making and complacent carelessness.
Two forward passes there. Useless cunt.
A French side that don't threaten to fall apart like a wet cake at any moment. These must be the endtimes.
Ben Te'o has played for four different representative sides (Junior Kiwis, Samoa, Queensland, England). That must be some sort of record.
What are the qualification rules for god's sake? In cricket you have to do seven years. Teo sounds like he's been here about an hour.
His mother is English, so his lol record is actually pretty legitimate.
What about these hired Fijians, how long have they been pastry chefs in Narbonne?
France were by far the better side there. Should have won by 10+.
Biggest cheer of the day was the French try. Some lad on the bagpipes burst out Less Marseillaise or whatever it's called. Surprised so many Irish and Scottish knew the words.
Small time Celts
'Irish' rugby fans are filth.
Sir Eddie probably has a blinding 'sledge' up his sleeve for the Ireland game.
'You know, the famine has been over a long time now...'
Horrible viewing for 20 odd minutes, we still can't claim a restart and Zander Fagerson couldn't reproduce his masterful scrummaging of late, but that was great.
To think of the stick I've taken for suggesting that this was the golden generation a few years back after the Glasgow-centric A side beat Saxons... fancy 3 wins with a clutch of BP's to take third and perhaps challenge for 2nd.
England will be in full flow by the time of the Calcutta cup so still backing them for a min 4 wins and likely Slam. Only see Ireland, if anyone, beating them.
ITV have either upped their quotas or they didn't have a very big budget.
Probably the bravest thing he's ever done.
The Irish have been getting uppity over the number of Scottish players and Toony, their future boss (for the non-Glasgow contingent that is) retweeting with a big 'get it up you's'.
Conor Murray deserved a humbling. What a massive cunt, even for a 9, even for an Irish 9. His talk about the targeting of the standing leg was drivel and that's what ROG was largely referring to - Scots responding to Murray's own jibes towards them.
Christened the Totally Wicked Stadium with a 6-4 victory over Leeds.
Theo Fages was a monster tonight.
I'm a twit
Leeds are in for a long season watching Liam Sutcliffe make the wrong decision every single time, and so is everybody else listening to Sky kidding us that he isn't crap.
Stopped in to watch Toulon at my local Rugby Club yesterday and I reckon there would have been close 1000 people down there cheering. Mostly families which is nice and lolled several times at how little fucks O'Connor gave towards the handful of groupies that came down thinking it was the bachelor.
Fair play to how engaged they were with the juniors.
Classy Cas.
Elsewhere, I wonder whether the Indigenous All Stars would beat a fair dinkum Kangaroos side. It might be worth fielding both sides in internationals if only to shoot down this 'war dance' movement and save people like Cameron Smith their dignity.
Italy won't get within 25 of anyone this year. They've really got to look at getting Georgia involved.
Turkeys voting for christmas springs to mind.
Italy really are absolutely dreadful.
Stuart Lancaster England would have ballsed that pressure up, and we would be 13-3 down by now.
What we have to remember is that this is literally as big as it gets for Wales as a concept.
It's nice of the referee to indulge that fact.
We're shitting the bed here.
Ben Youngs can fuck off telegraphing everything he does all day.
The Eddie Jones master plan
They will be SEETHING losing like this.
Jonathan Davies' groan for his namesake's clearance before the try
That kick was incredible. What a gift.
That was fucking wonderful.
Enjoy your seethe, boys.